Eddie Redmayne and B Cum have been doing their poledances for months now, but with the New Year here, it’s time for the potential Oscar nominees on the penis’d side of the aisle to start their engines.
David, this won’t do. If people aren’t lending you the very highest end of high fashion menswear, then you need to hire a total bitch of a stylist who’ll make some angry, shrieking phone calls loaded with threats to go to the press on your behalf.
We are not even a little bit kidding about that.
Anyway, this suit looks cheap and beneath you. The all-black tie-and-shirt combo does nothing for your coloring. A richly colored, well-fitted suit and a crisp white shirt is the combination you need right now. Tom Ford? Giorgio Armani? Burberry? Get to work.
He is a beautiful man but we can’t decide if his 5 o’clock shadow is hot or comical. It kinda has the whiff of Flintstone or Simpson about it, we have to admit.
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