Taylor Swift at the 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Posted on December 03, 2014

We feel like we should work up some sort of harrumphing over the fact that even the so-called “good girl” pop stars are expected to model lingerie on the side, but we’re more annoyed by the fact that she can’t even manage “sexy” at an event like this, wearing dresses like these:


Taylor-Swift-2014-Victoria-Secret-Fashion-Show-J-Mendel-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Taylor Swift attends the pink carpet of the 2014 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show in London, England in a J. Mendel strapless mini dress paired with Jimmy Choo pumps.

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Taylor-Swift-2014-Victoria-Secret-Fashion-Show-J-Mendel-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (3)J. Mendel Spring 2015 Collection

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Taylor-Swift-2014-Victoria-Secret-Fashion-Show-Zuhair-Murad-Couture-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Taylor Swift attends the after-party for the 2014 Victoria’s Secret fashion show in London, England in a Zuhair Murad couture long-sleeve gown paired with Jimmy Choo sandals.

Taylor-Swift-2014-Victoria-Secret-Fashion-Show-Zuhair-Murad-Couture-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)Zuhair Murad Couture Fall 2014 Collection

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Taylor-Swift-2014-Victoria-Secret-Fashion-Show-Zuhair-Murad-Couture-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (4)

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Yawn II. Although we did appreciate the mild time-waster of trying to figure out if her nipples were showing.

Before you all start yelling about what big meanies we are, we’ll say she looks fine in both dresses. She just doesn’t do anything with either look. Dull as dishwater. She can do twee in her sleep but sultry just doesn’t come naturally to her.

And of course she’d dress in all-white when she’s trying to be sexy. OF COURSE.


[Photo Credit: Getty Images, IMAXTree]

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