Ladies in Black on the Red Carpet

Posted on December 04, 2014

Okay, we’ve been bitching about this all day, so we figured we’d round them up and give you a taste of what faced us this morning as possible post topics:

 

Salma Hayek in Saint Laurent
Ladies-Black-Trend-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Salma Hayek at the world premiere of “Exodus: Gods and Kings” at Odeon Leicester Square in London in Saint Laurent.

 

 

Blake Lively in Kaufmanfrano
Ladies-Black-Trend-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)Blake Lively at the 2014 Women of Worth Celebration in New York City in Kaufmanfranco.

 

 

Gabrielle Union in Solace
Ladies-Black-Trend-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (3)Gabrielle Union at the premiere of “Top Five” in New York City in Solace.

 

 

Reese Witherspoon
Ladies-Black-Trend-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (4)Reese Witherspoon makes an appearance on “Good Morning America” in New York City.

 

 

Rosario Dawson in Elie Saab
Ladies-Black-Trend-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (5)Rosario Dawson at the premiere of “Top Five” in New York City in Elie Saab.

 

 

Nicole Kidman in BOSS
Ladies-Black-Trend-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (6)Nicole Kidman (pictured with Keith Urban) at the 2014 CMT Artists of the Year in Nashville, Tennessee in BOSS.

 

Ladies, we’re asking this nicely, but WHO THE HELL DIED? How deadly dull. It’s December! We’re all supposed to be celebrating and remembering days of light and color to help us get through the long, cold dark! This is basic caveman shit! Get it right!

And now, our assessments. See if you can match them to the dress.

1) Hate the hem and the top half makes her look busty.

2) Sorry, but she’s a bit too old for this kind of preciousness. And her boobs can’t handle any sort of embellishments.

3) We can’t hate her for wearing it in the cold weather. We just wish it had a little pep or interest to it.

4) The bodice is a little too tricky and tight, but we’ll give it credit for at least being interesting.

5) So boring, it’s almost generic.

6) Sweetie, isn’t there a dress to go over this shapewear?

 

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