Darlings, now comes the time when we offer thoughtful, incisive critiques of beautiful, tasteful celebrity fashion. j/k, we’re just gonna rip on a bunch of also-rans who didn’t rate their own posts this week.
Hit it, losers.
Salma Hayek in Alexander McQueen
Salma Hayek at Rihanna’s First Annual Diamond Ball in Beverly Hills, California in Alexander McQueen.
Walmart sheet set!
Kiernan Shipka in Mary Katranztou
Kiernan Shipka at ‘TrevorLIVE LA’ Event in Los Angeles, California in Mary Katrantzou.
Amy Adams in Dolce&Gabbana
Amy Adams at “Big Eyes” special screening in Los Angeles, California in Dolce&Gabbana.
Lady Gaga in Monique Lhuilier
Lady Gaga at the 2014 Kennedy Center Honors in Washington, DC in Monique Lhuillier.
Carol Channing, superhero!
Sophie Hunter (in Emilia Wickstead) and Benedict Cumberbatch
Sophie Hunter (in Emilia Wickstead) and Benedict Cumberbatch at the 2014 Moet British Independent Film Awards in London, England.
Sweaty boobs and mafia hit man!
Quvenzhané Wallis in Armani
Quvenzhané Wallis at the world premiere of “Annie” in New York City in Armani.
Maggie Gyllenhaal at the 2014 New York Women in Film and Television Muse Awards in New York City.
Diane Kruger in Chanel Couture
Diane Kruger at the 2014 Glamour Awards in Milan, Italy in Chanel couture.
Scary ’50s Barbie eyes! Ceramic dress!
Hailee Steinfeld at KIIS FM’s Jingle Ball 2014 in Los Angeles, California.
We expected better from you, young lady.
Nikki Reed in Ted Baker
Nikki Reed at the 2014 Women in Entertainment Breakfast in Los Angeles, California in Ted Baker.
Jenna Dewan Tatum in Manning Cartell
Jenna Dewan Tatum at the 2014 Women in Entertainment Breakfast in Los Angeles, California in Manning Cartell.
Interesting, but blocky somehow!
Laura Carmichael at the premiere of “Night At The Museum: Secret Of The Tomb” in New York City.
A total “Lady Edith” of a dress! Not a compliment!
Adam Scott and Chris Pratt
Adam Scott and Chris Pratt at Variety’s 2014 Power of Comedy Event in Los Angeles, California.
10/10! Would bang!
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