Madonna in Miu Miu at the WSJ. Magazine’s 2014 Innovator Awards

There are many reasons why we could never be friends with Madonna, mainly having to do with her having no idea who we are and no interest in finding out, but we like to think it’s because we’d be the only two people in her life to look at ensembles like this:

PinMadonna attends WSJ. Magazine 2014 Innovator Awards at Museum of Modern Art in New York City in a Miu Miu look from the Spring 2015 collection paired with black opera gloves and Miu Miu pumps.

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… and say, “Girl, what the fuck are you doing?”

The skirt is cute, but how freaking tragic is that top? It makes her boobs look southward bound and it looks like someone ripped the sleeves off it at the last second. But of course, the worst thing about the look are the horrifying Halloween store gloves. MADGE. YOU’RE GETTING OLD. THE JIG IS UP. STOP THIS SILLY NONSENSE WITH YOUR ARMS AND HANDS. It only makes you look older and more eccentric than you actually are. Actually, it’s kind of sad. She clearly thinks her arms and hands are something that need to be hidden from the world. She’s going to be sporting a full burqa by the time she’s 65 if she doesn’t deal with this shit now. C’mon girl. Express yourself.

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