Shailene Woodley at the Miu Miu Spring 2015 Show

Posted on October 02, 2014

We always get a perverse sort of glee out of watching style-deficient celebrities attend the Paris shows, because unlike their New York counterparts, those Parisian houses won’t let you saunter to your seat in the front row wearing any old thing. Oh, no. The price for admission is being told what to wear and liking it. Or at least pretending to like it.

Shailene’s having a little trouble with that last part, it seems.

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In a way, we don’t blame her. If we were tasked with devising a Paris Fashion Week look for this crunchy-granola wild child, the very last image to come into our heads would be “Queen Elizabeth circa 1952.”

It’s a lovely dress, but holy cow, does it NOT suit her at all. She looks like a kid on school picture day being forced to wear something her mom picked out for her. You can practically hear the 7 a.m. screaming argument that no doubt ended with “AS LONG AS I’M PAYING FOR THE GODDAMN PICTURES YOU’LL WEAR WHAT I TELL YOU TO!” punctuated with slamming doors.

Did Tom mention he has four sisters?

Anyway, this is a big no for us. Miu Miu specializes in funky, ’70s-inspired clothes, which is why this choice is so puzzling to us. Put her in something completely nutty with a pair of rainbow platforms and the girl would come alive. Look at her hand placement in every picture. She is so not comfortable in this outfit.

And those lilac pumps are kind of ugly, no?

 

 

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews, Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images]

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