“American Horror Story: Freak Show” Premiere Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on October 06, 2014

Darlings, all your favorite freaks came out to wave their freak flags proudly.

Alas, that’s not entirely true. Everyone dressed up like they were on their best behavior, which, as bitchy fashion bloggers, is something we both adore and abhor. The former for obvious reasons and the latter because we have far fewer opportunities to be bitchy when everyone’s got their church clothes on.

Hit it, freaks.

 

Angela Bassett
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This is a VERY toned down Miss Angela. Not that we mind. She can rock this look. Loving the touches of gold; not loving the booms.

 

 

Evan Peters
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First Holy Communion.

 

 

Jessica Lange in Black Halo
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This is serviceable, which is what most of her red carpet choices tend to be. She can do a lot better than this, but we have a feeling if we suggested that she’d tell us we’re damn lucky she showed up in heels and shapewear so get the hell off her back.

 

Aisha Tyler
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Simple and chic. Doesn’t really feel like October, but what are you gonna do? It’s hot out.

 

 

Wes Bentley in Dior Homme
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It takes a special talent to make a really expensive suit look like it came with two pants for $99.

 

 

Sarah Paulson in Zac Posen
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An overworked dress over underworked shoes.

 

 

Naomi Grossman
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Ooof. We want to be nice, because we doubt she had a lot of free couture thrown at her for this, but this is just an unattractive dress.

 

 

Finn Wittrock
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Another dull suit.

His name is ludicrous.

 

 

Gabourey Sidibe
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The only person on that carpet who’s working – and more importantly, enjoying – her look. We dig everything except the hair, which looks kinda … bumpy.

 

 

Denis O’Hare
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This is a good attempt, but we feel like there are two many competing textiles in one look. Like the vest and the pants aren’t quite far enough apart from each and neither are the tie and the shirt. Also: those cuffs are too thick and too high.

 

 

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