Kittens, the Kluminator has been making her presence known all over Milan during Fashion Week, a development that we can only applaud and say “AttaFraulein.”
And in the best attention-seeking, #BeMeorDoMe fashion, the lady is switching it up each time, while still making sure all eyes are on her. It’s the many faces of Heidi, darlings. Let’s list them.
There’s “Let’s smoke a joint backstage after the show” Heidi:
Which may be our favorite Heidi in a good long while. This is sexy, fun, and slightly unusual. It doesn’t seem to fit her quite as well as it could, though.
Next up is Mistress Klum, who will stomp on your testicles with her stilettos if you anger her.
Heidi Klum attends the Versace show during Milan Fashion Week in Milan, Italy in Versace cutout sheath dress paired with a Versace embellished calf leather jacket and boots from the Fall 2014 collection.
This is expected in a lot of ways, but she gets credit for bringing some interest to a basic micro-LBD by adding a biker jacker and the most kickass pair of boots we’ve seen in some time. The boots alone save it the look from being purely cliche.
And finally, there’s Heidi, The Techno-Witch:
A+ for bringing the drama but that torso thingie looks cheap. There’s no way around it.
[Photo Credit: SGP/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, Getty Images, IMAXTree]