They’re disgustingly perfect. Let’s find flaws and focus on them.
Hey, there’s a reason we call you Bitter Kittens. Now, let’s get to it. We want to hear some bitterness.
George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin attend the Celebrity Fight Night In Italy Benefitting The Andrea Bocelli Foundation and The Muhammad Ali Parkinson Center Gala in Florence, Italy.
GOD. Don’t you hate them? Beautiful, fabulous and rich. And tastefully attired, to boot. We’re seething.
Well, there’s the fact that her face is several shades lighter than the rest of her and his is several shades darker Other than that, we got nothing.
Where do you think the surprise wedding will be held? That seems to be all the rage amongst the A-listers. Italy seems like the obvious choice, which is why we’re going with France.
Poor Germany. No stars ever seem to want to get married there, do they?
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