2014 Entertainment Weekly Pre-Emmy Party Red Carpet Rundown

And last but not least, before we head straight into live-tweeting the Emmys red carpet (like, right this second), one final chance for the attention-deprived to grab some more attention.
 

Uzo Aduba
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Love everything but the top knot.

Anna Chlumsky in Christian Siriano Resort 2015
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WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE THAT DAMN SHOE OUTSIDE AND PUT A BULLET INTO IT PLEASE?

ENOUGH.

Super-cute dress, but the styling really lets it down.

Ashley Madekwe in Wes Gordon
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 Honestly, we don’t know what the hell she was thinking. She looks like she’s naked, with a creeping neon fungus growing on her.

Joey King
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Yikes.

Straight outta “Taxi Driver.”

Ariel Winter
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Generic.

Greer Grammer in Celeb Boutique
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MIS.

MATCHED.

YELLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Our eyelidss will never stop twitching. Those shoes are hideous.

Jennifer Morrison in Jasper Conran
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Wow, this is actually … acceptable. Underwhelming, but acceptable.

Bellamy Young in Pamella Roland
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Generic, Part II.

Kaley Cuoco in Christian Siriano Fall 2014
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Love the colors and the shape, but we’re not sure she’s pulling off that bustline well.

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews, Getty Images]

• Ariel Winter
• Ashley Madekwe
• Bellamy Young
• Celeb Boutique
• Christian Siriano
• Emmy Awards
• Emmy Awards 2014
• Entertainment Weekly
• Greer Grammer
• Jasper Conran
• Jennifer Morrison
• Joey King
• Kaley Cuoco
• Pamella Roland
• Red Carpet
• Red Carpet Rundown
• Uzo Aduba
• Wes Gordon