amfAR’s 2014 Cinema Against AIDS Gala Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on May 23, 2014

All right, ladies. Line up for judging. Please refrain from trying to influence the judges in any way or you will be removed from the red carpet in as embarrassing a manner as we can devise.

Number 1, please step into the judging circle.

Jessica Chastain in Givenchy Couture
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Aishwaryia Rai in Armani Privé
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Love the shape, but not the color for her.



Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in Emilio Pucci
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Striking as hell, but once you see the curtain rod, you can’t unsee it.



Rosario Dawson in Vionnet
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Kylie Minogue in Juan Carlos Obando
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Too shiny and AWFUL color.



Dita Von Teese in Blumarine
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Serving up some Joan Holloway Harris realness.



Marion Cotillard in Alexander McQueen
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Put some flowers in her hair or a big floppy hat on her and it’s Wedding Day, 1972.



Milla Jovovich in Chanel Couture
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It’s a shame about the horrifying Joker-face makeup, because this is kind of drag-fabulous.



Conchita Wurst
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Slaying everyone else.

Can we start to have a conversation about how she looks like like a prettier version of Kim Kardashian?  Except with a marketable job skill?



Paz Vega in Fitriani Couture
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Don’t like the shape.



Heidi Klum in Atelier Versace
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Oh, Heidi. Never change.



Michele Rodriguez in Elisabetta Franchi
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 More weird clown makeup. What’s that all about. The dress is her usual.



Jane Fonda in Atelier Versace
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Jane just lives for illusion netting lately, doesn’t she?

We don’t love this, but we can’t fault her for flaunting the fact that she can wear it.



Sharon Stone in Roberto Cavalli
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Wait, what?


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