Look at these basic hipsters.
He is entirely too boy-twee for words. He should be living under a mushroom somewhere.
She’s surprisingly sophisticated when she wants to be. And she clearly wants to be for this poledance. We love the dress, but we’d like it better without that weird bust panel. Just go with the sweetheart neckline and call it a day, we say. Love the hair, makeup and jewelry. Do not love the manicure. She needs a belt.
Hunh. That sounded more critical than we meant it to. She looks good. We’re probably just feeling residual irritation from looking at his preciousness. It’s not that we hate the look or that it doesn’t suit him, but it’s so … on point that it comes off like a cliche. And he’s wearing tweed in July. That’s bound to make us cranky.
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