Lady Gaga in New York City

Posted on June 24, 2014

We think that, of all the many, many personae Lady Gaga has unleashed upon the world in an ever-accelerating attempt to secure attention from the public…

Lady-Gaga-GOTS-BWPOWS-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Lady Gaga heads out of her apartment in New York City.

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… we like “Deranged Office Manager” the least.

This bitch crazy. Can’t even button her blouse.

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews]

    • RussellH88

      Gaga, what the hell happened to you?

      • Thomas

        Different stylist. Obviously she doesn’t have the innate sense of style I initially thought she had.

        • Man Dala

          And she doesn’t have an ‘inmate’ (in the psychiatric guard) who can hold a mirror in front of her.

          • smayper

            ba da boom! Nice one.

      • http://redheadedwolf.wordpress.com/ Laura Renee

        Got too distracted by all the ways she can play dress-up and completely forgot about any gift for music she once had. She needed a friend to stop her from disappearing down that bottomless rabbit hole, but no one caught her, and the opportunity is now long gone. :/

        • http://armchairauthor.wordpress.com/ LesYeuxHiboux

          Right? If she wants more attention, why doesn’t she oh, I dunno…write some more music?!

      • PastryGoddess

        cocaine?

    • Carrie

      At least the maroon bib will had any stains she gets at lunch.

    • JauntyJohn

      Hands down, she has the hottest Handlers in the business.

      • Nikko Viquiera

        YAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSS

      • zuzu

        I miss Hot Ginger Handler, though. Where did he go?

        • @Biting Panda

          Surely money alone is not enough to tolerate her company endlessly.

        • PastryGoddess

          He’s off making money with his own company. He occasionally tweets TLo

          • Matt Bailer

            Wait seriously? What’s his twitter name? I wanna follow the shit outta him.

            • PastryGoddess

              @edmajcina

        • Danielle

          He’s in my Red Room of Pain, ready to do my devious sexual biddings.

      • Katie

        Those thighs! Woof.

      • Man Dala

        Oh yeah, that bodyguard is HOT.

        • stephbellard

          Peter Van Der Veen. Goole Image him people. YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

          • Man Dala

            Sweet Lord! Thanks for that.

    • NMMagpie

      Walking alongside of her bodyguard, this definitely looks like a business lunch. Especially in mostly sensible shoes.

    • Janet B

      At least the blouse isn’t gaping.

      • Jackie4g

        No, but her girls are sitting below the bust darts. Never a good fit when that happens.

      • AnaRoW

        I’m thinking safety pin. Something’s holding it together. She’s taking the office manager theme (with the emergency clothing save) a little too seriously I think.

        • barbarienne

          I think I see a hint of double-sided tape along the edge.

          But I didn’t even see the misbuttoning to begin with because what the hell is that on her head? Gaga, why do you buy the worst possible wigs?

          • demidaemon

            I know. THAT HAIR! Seriously, I thought she worshiped at the alter of drag queens. No drag queen worth her tips would go out in that wig.

    • shuaib

      The glasses tho.

      • kimmeister

        The bridge of the glasses, especially!

    • Gatto Nero

      Is this the equivalent of giving up?

      • Glam Dixie

        Maybe this is what she thinks is dressing ‘normal’, bless her heart.

    • Glam Dixie

      Well, let us be grateful for the small things, like the fact the the horrendous stilt shoes are gone and ignore the rest.

    • BlairBear

      Curdled Gaga

    • J.W.

      …or arrange the wig on her head so her real hair doesn’t show…

      • Sarah

        It’s more like a hair hat than a wig. Sigh.

        • J.W.

          Yup.

        • zenobar

          Channeling Bret’s hair helmet on Flight of the Conchords.

          • Sarah

            Never a bad day when FOTC comes up :)

            • zenobar

              I suspect you and I could bond over a pan of brownies and a stack of DVDs.

              (Well, maybe not a whole pan. I’m not 22 anymore.)

            • Sarah

              Yes, have some.

          • Anna

            It’s the secret project she’s been working on every Tuesday night.

            • zenobar

              “See, it’s right there on the schedule.”

            • Anna

              It’s going pretty good, but she still needs to get some more body in the hair.

            • zenobar

              DYING.

              As an aside, her lips are quite prominent.

            • Anna

              Gotta love FOTC for making looking at Gaga more enjoyable! Besides her handlers, that is.

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          Doesn’t the wig looks as if it’s about to slip sideways and off her head? I kind of have a sad.

      • barbarienne

        Now I’m imagining that five minutes earlier she tripped, springing the button on her blouse and knocking her wig off-kilter. They had time to tape the blouse together but could only shove the wig around a bit before she had to run out the door.

    • MoHub

      “Can’t even button her blouse.”

      Or put her wig on straight.

    • uprightcitizen

      Oh good lord, that wig. She looks like a homeless crack addict who’s dressed as Joyce DeWitt for Halloween.

      • Gatto Nero

        A thousand points for the Joyce DeWitt reference.

      • Sarah

        Shame on you! Janet had way better hair than that!

        • kimmeister

          This reminds me of a geisha wig I considered buying for a crazy wig party.

          • decormaven

            Reminds me of those plastic wigs from the Sears Wish Book.

        • largishbearishAtlish

          My mom has the blond version of that do…I bite my tongue every time I see her…I simply can’t UNSEE the reference..

        • bitchybitchybitchy

          This look reminds me of the SCTV spoof of Three’s Company that featured Andrea Martin as “Joyce DeHalfwit”

        • uprightcitizen

          Well, that’s where the crack comes in. :-)

          • Sarah

            Haha yes, of course!

    • Anna

      Oh, I just don’t give a shit anymore…

      Because, Hey-La, Hey-La, Steroid Picard is back.

    • BayTampaBay

      Never got her at all.

    • Kitten Mittons

      From a costume perspective, boring and unfocused.

      From a real clothes perspective, straight up awful.

      No matter the goal here, the outcome is fail. Loads of fail.

      • @Biting Panda

        Heaps, really.

        • Kitten Mittons

          Huge heaps of horrible

          • Danielle

            Plethora of piñatas.

            • Kitten Mittons

              Deluge of Dickies.

              (I love the word plethora <3 )

      • butterflysunita

        I want to see her just go out in jeans and a t-shirt, no makeup and her own hair. If she wants people’s attention, at this point that’s the way to go.

        • Kitten Mittons

          Wouldn’t that shock the heck out of you?

    • Tami from Seattle

      I super like her handbag!

    • susan6

      Only a person who did a paean to rape video with R. Kelly could think this outfit is a good idea. (Oh, wait…) Gaga clearly has her head so far up her own arse that it would take a multi-country search party equipped with submarines and radar to find it.

      • Thomas

        You forgot to mention that Terry Richardson shot it.

        • @Biting Panda

          The trifecta of gross.

      • http://redheadedwolf.wordpress.com/ Laura Renee

        Thank God someone had the sense to pull the plug on that.

    • FibonacciSequins

      Her bag has holes at the bottom, too. I’m surprised her glasses don’t have tape at the corner.

      • schadenfreudelicious

        That Kelly bag should not be subjected to her….

      • mjude

        good eye! I had to go back & look.

    • lunchcoma

      Stop trying to make normcore happen.

    • Lily

      Steffie, sweetheart. Go take a nap and join the world again when you’ve come down from the trip you’re on.

    • The Versatile Chef

      First thought: “Isn’t that Flo from the Progressive Auto Insurance commercials?”.

      • Constant Reader

        Flo is much, much cuter than this persona.

        • demidaemon

          Indeed. And her hair doesn’t look like shit.

    • MilaXX

      I wish I could care bout Gaga. She’s trying ever so much.

      • largishbearishAtlish

        is it official? has she now dipped into the ‘no longer relevant’ stage of ‘star’ hood?

        Gaga or the ‘K-people’ (I just CAN”T write their names (khlooey and kim and the in transition dad)
        Which one has my clout?

        • Thomas

          I would still choose Gaga over a Kardashian any day. Both may be annoying, but at least one has talent.

          • largishbearishAtlish

            TRUE! I have the obsessive hatred of the K people. I blot out their names when I see it. I avoid pages when I see them, almost afraid I might find out some tiny tidbit of info about them)… and I watch shows on E! (the imploding Chelsea Lately)…should they not call the channel ‘K!’?

            • Thomas

              I used to watch Chelsea Lately as well and the constant commercials for them were so annoying. Not to mention that their show was on right before hers.

            • Constant Reader

              I’m ashamed to admit that at the grocery store my boyfriend pointed out a magazine cover and I correctly identified the Kardashian. What is happening to me?

    • marlie

      Was that missed button on purpose? Did no one tell her on the elevator down – “Steffi, you missed a button”? I think the dress is ugly, but this isn’t the most outrageous thing she’s work by a long shot; it’s borderline “normal.” Plus, no hoof shoes. Now, if we could only talk her out of these dumb-looking wigs…

      • lunchcoma

        It’s got to be on purpose. I don’t think she’s had a natural, unaffected moment in the last five years. I’m sure if you ask her she’ll have some long-winded answer about it being art.

        • Sarah

          Maybe it’s a small nod of solidarity for that Free The Nipples Party business? Or perhaps she’s making a statement regarding how breasticles are the font of human sustenance, just as her ART is? Could it be an anti-establishment stance regarding how those of us who choose to use buttons for their planned function are hopelessly square?

    • Thomas

      Why do her wigs continue to look cheap these days and what’s up with the maroon bib?

    • ashtangajunkie

      Well, at least she’ll always have fond memories of the days when something she wore elicited more than, “Hey Gaga, you missed a button.”

    • Kimberly Wilcox

      But she’s wearing shoes!!!! Real walkable shoes!

      • MoHub

        Just because they aren’t platforms doesn’t make them walkable. I’d fall over in heels that high.

        • Kimberly Wilcox

          I wear about 4 inch heels on a daily basis to my office job….so I’d consider these pretty generic pumps. She doesn’t need assistance walking – which is a marked improvement over her average choice of footwear.

    • largishbearishAtlish

      wasn’t she a singer in the 90s?

    • SayWTH

      From the neck up I see Janeane Garofalo. From the neck down, a member of “Saved By The Bell.”

    • Alexis Wenceslao

      I especially like that tattered Hermes Kelly bag

    • Inspector_Gidget

      At least she finally quit wearing that huge, ratty Nicky Nichols wig everywhere. Talk about lowered expectations!

    • TinyDynamo

      “See? I must be Beautiful and Talented because I’m allowing myself to look this bad in full view of the public! SEE?!? I AM AMAZING!” Or at least that’s what I think her inner monologue must be right now.

    • GorgeousThings

      Steffi, Steffi, Steffi. When the darts on your blouse point an inch above your nipples, it’s time to either: 1- change sizes, 2- change designers, 3- change bras, or 4- change tailors.

    • d4divine

      I don’t think she’s trying to be stylish at all…send me like role playing to me…let’s see…who am I going to be today. I think it’s funny.

    • queeniethebold

      Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzwait,what?ZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    • Danielle

      14:58, 14:59…

    • Jecca2244

      make it stop : (

    • E.Nelson

      *shrug* She’s having fun. Can’t hate.

    • Judy_J

      The crooked wig is a nice touch.

    • crash1212

      And the darts are WAY off. People, who will care for the darts?

    • In_Stitches

      Is it a tribute to Yoko Ono?

    • Lilithcat

      It’s like she deliberately set out to look terrible.

    • Man Dala

      Enough of this woman, institutionalize her already.

    • thecitysleeps

      Honey, even Taylor Swift is stealing your thunder in NYC and she wears motherfucking grandma purses. Time to retire.

    • bitchybitchybitchy

      Has Gaga just lost it?

    • dashwoodstole

      GET BETTER WIGS STEFFI.

    • fursa_saida

      I am eternally annoyed that this shallow mess is a huge star while Janelle Monae, who consistently makes amazing music and whose performative style actually has content and consistency, remains somewhat obscure. Can we just lose Gaga and make Janelle that famous, please?

      • formerlyAnon

        She’s getting there.

    • suzq

      The arms of that dress are so constricting. She’s not in the least a fat woman. This shouldn’t be.

    • http://foodycat.blogspot.co.uk/ Alicia

      She makes me so tired.

    • DuBey2

      Deranged office manager. You guys are the GREATest!

    • deech_sea

      Diggin’ those shades, but the rest is not as interesting. The office manager from a month or so ago (I hope you know which one I mean) was better.

    • JP

      It’s like WORKING GIRL if it was done by Katy Perry.

    • Michelle Lim

      On the fast road to irrelevance.

    • quiltrx

      Photographer FAIL…Hot Bald Handler (aka Steroid Picard) is not completely in the frames!

    • Fannie Wolston

      rather have her in shooves than taupe churchlady pumps

    • formerlyAnon

      Must feel like a bounding spring lamb to be wearing shoes which she can walk in without someone at her elbow just in case.

      Looks like a character from a comedy sketch. I was thinking crazy school secretary. Deranged Office Manager, though, that works.

    • Glammie

      C’mon girl, unbottoned blouse, crooked wig? Hell, at this point, shock us all by wearing a ponytail, tee shirt and jeans. It would be less painful.

      Sad thing is, I actually think Steffi’s got some talent and a decent voice, but she’s looking and sounding like a mess these days. Madonna was much better at the reinvention thing.

    • bluefish

      “Grease” on acid. Is that a landscape print? Cliffs overlooking water? Anabelle Lee, Crazy Office Manager and/or HS Secretary, heading out for lunch. Someone made this garment for her — or maybe she made it herself. I can totally see her at her sewing machine, slaving away to create the following day’s new looks.

    • Columbinia

      She is beginning to look a bit like the recurring SNL character of the little old lady prescription drug addict played by Cheri Oteri.

    • MannahattaMamma

      she makes me sad. the image has become more important than the music ever was (and let’s face it, was the music that important?)

    • sweet-tart

      Let’s see…Dieter from Sprockets, middle aged office manager trying to glam it up for Casual Fridays…and your standard Forever 21 sundress “repurposed” ironically…yep, typical for Gaag.

    • amanda lynn

      I love that weirdo.

    • JynxTheCat

      Barbara from HR comes back from lunch loaded again.

    • Ali2044

      Whatever she is, she ain’t boring.