Gwyneth Paltrow in Rick Owens in New York City

Posted on June 10, 2014

A Gwynnie street sighting is a rare thing, kittens. Let’s all creep up on it quietly, downwind, so as not to startle it.

Gwyneth-Paltrow-GOTS-SoHo-NYC-Rick-Owens_Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Gwyneth Paltrow seen leaving Emilio’s Ballato restaurant in SoHo, New York City in a Rick Owens jacket paired with a blue and white polka dot blouse, black trousers and ankle boots.

Gwyneth-Paltrow-GOTS-SoHo-NYC-Rick-Owens_Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)Rick Owens Strong-shouldered Blistered Leather Jacket

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Since she’s leaving an Italian restaurant, we’re going to go on the assumption that these are her Eatin’ Pants (with a tip of the hat to Margaret Cho, for coining the term “Eatin’ Dress”). We all have a pair and you know it. They’re the pants you put on when you’re depressed (check out that hair) and fixing to put away at least a pound of pasta in one sitting. We have no issue with Gwynnie’s pants, seen in that light. But there’s simply no excuse for pairing them with those booties, girl. Come on, now. That’s just crazy, girl. Go home, put on your Snuggie, and give your hair an olive oil treatment. You’ll feel better tomorrow.

That jacket looks way too “’90s mall wear” for us to get excited about it.







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  • Latin Buddy

    Doesn’t matter what she is wearing…she is on my RATIONAL HATE LIST. Gurl bugs

    • Thomas

      Those are fighting words. You might make her an amputee just by saying such a thing. This is war remember.

    • Skippymom1

      THIS^^^. It’s sad there are so many rational reasons to dislike someone.

    • demidaemon

      Mine too. The fact that she is wearing flood pants isn’t helping.

  • Danielle

    The Gwynnie, much like water, reacts to a negative environment.

    • KateShouldBeWorking

      Not quickly enough.

  • RussellH88

    I kinda love the jacket. To me it’s like Biker-Sci-Fi Executive.

    But those are some big ole pants. I want to make a GOOP pun where instead it’s called DROOP, but I can’t really make it work.

    • kimmeister

      I love the jacket, but it definitely looks better zipped up.

      • Kent Roby

        I’ve always said that Gwennie should zip it.

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    • barbarienne

      I don’t care what that jacket looks like. I want it in my size, on me, right now.

    • annla

      To me, the jacket, pants, and even boots are fine. WTF with the blouse?

      ETA: the hair is tragic

      • Raspberry2012

        The tragic hair is the thing that warms my black, cold heart the most. I loathe her, so I’m loving the over-processed, overly-fried hair.

        • CelandineM

          I hate myself as I am typing because I am now one of the anonymous people on the internet saying crap, but one does wonder if she went out looking like that on purpose so she can complain about the haters.

          • makeityourself

            And you know what she says . . . “F-ck the haters.”

    • Violentcello

      I dig the jacket, especially zipped up. I like the shirt too. It’s really just the pants and the vapid weirdo wearing them that bother me.

    • Raspberry2012

      I’m with you, I do love the jacket – agree with Kimmeister that it looks awesome zipped up. The rest of this is just bad.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        The jacket could happily live in my closet, and then on me, zipped.

  • SAA

    For someone who constantly feels the need to preach to others, she sure looks like s#*@ – bad hair, ridiculous outfit. Go home and stay off the computer.

    • Kristin McNamara

      I agree. That non-human shade of yellow is disgusting. She and her hairstylist need to consciously uncouple.

      • SierraDelta

        That hair is *definitely* yaller.

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  • Bad Idea Jeans

    There is nothing here I don’t want to laugh at. Also, I think that she is one of those people who could eat a pound of pasta and not gain a single ounce, which only fuels the collective dislike. Poor, un-self-aware Goopy.

    • Kent Roby

      That reminds me of the female comedian years ago who said “I’m just one of those people that can’t gain weight. I can eat anything I want, throw up, and not gain a pound!”.

      • travelgirl28

        That is too funny. I have to look up to see who said it!

        • Kent Roby

          I want to say it was maybe Rita Rudner? I’ll search, too.

  • Tiffany Birch

    Please don’t tell me pleats are coming back in.

  • kimmeister

    Cropped, pleated pants, OH THE HORROR.

    • Imasewsure

      Another 80’s trend we don’t need to see again

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        Stumpy pants-what’s next? The Mullet?

    • Raspberry2012

      I won’t do it! I won’t! I don’t care how trendy it becomes!

      • kimmeister

        I am with you in your adamant refusal. Plus, I have thick, stumpy legs and don’t need anything to make them look even stumpier.

    • demidaemon

      Either A) She is going to start promoting this line or B) she wants us to pity and adore her because of her fashion woes. Both scenarios bug.

  • MilaXX

    Another look that has too much going on. That jacket with jeans would be fine. I dislike them but those pants could work with better footwear and a simpler top. That hair is too yellow and fried and the face looks like she only put on tinted moisturizer. At least slap some lip balm on. This just feels too intentionally ordinary person on the street and disingenuous.

    • Would an ordinary person be caught at a dog fight in those pants and booties? She is always a speshul snowflake

      • MilaXX

        I meant ordinary person in the normcare, hipster sense.

      • CelandineM

        Well to be fair there are plenty of ordinary people wandering around dressed horribly. Someone, however, with her money, a personal shopper, and alleged taste has no excuse. Stay at home and order a pizza.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        Remember, we are all special snowflakes……until we hit the ground

  • decormaven

    Are the shoulders padded on that jacket? Is the weather so cool in NYC in summer as to require a leather jacket? So many questions….

    • MilaXX

      This week the weather has been weird; overcast & rainy. If you’re going to be in a likely air conditioned restaurant and jacket wouldn’t be out of place.

      • decormaven

        Ok, I can see the need for a jacket then. The jacket looks cuter in the model version; I think the pants and booties paired with this look detract from its charm.

        • Synnae

          The jacket itself is not bad but it does require a certain styling, and polka dots are not part of the brief 😉

          That said, if you are going to drop $2000 on a RO leather jacket, I’d go for the classic black blistered biker jacket. Much more versatile…

      • Raspberry2012

        Yeah, it’s been iffy to say the least. I won’t fault her on the jacket.

    • MoHub

      Padded and pointed.

  • Thomas

    Are we sure this isn’t a drag queen impersonator? Damn, her head looks harsh. In the first pic she’s adjusting her ear piece to talk to her alien overlords and in the second she’s intently listening to their commands.

    • Valerie Little

      Epic comment

  • Imasewsure

    Really like the shirt and the boots… the rest I don’t hate as much as everyone else but then again the Goop doesn’t bother me much. Her hair seems fine to me (but then again, I don’t own a brush either)

    • hellyesiwould

      Honestly – it was 100% humidity in NYC yesterday – there isn’t enough olive oil in the world that would keep the frizz out of my hair – even my freshly keratined hair. I feel her pain. I still 100% disapprove of this outfit – but I can’t bag on the hair.

      • Raspberry2012

        Here, allow me… (*muuaaahahaaa!*)

      • CelandineM

        But the weather didn’t cause that color to suddenly appear.

    • CelandineM

      I don’t hate any of the individual pieces, it’s the putting them altogether part that hurts my eyes.

  • ashtangajunkie

    This outfit has made itself a sweet spot on my Irrational Hate List, directly under Gwyneth Paltrow.

    • AnaRoW

      You have an awfully rational “Irrational Hate List”.

  • Lori

    I like the shirt, but that may be just my polka dot addiction talking. The rest of this is “examine your choices” territory.

    • Skippymom1

      She too busy examining everyone else’s.
      And I am with you on the polka dot addiction thing.

  • FibonacciSequins

    If those pants make Gwyneth look that bulky, what would they do to the rest of us? Burn them.

    • Donna Tabor

      Thank you.

      P.S. Your screen name is my all-time-since-1989 favorite. 🙂

  • TinyDynamo

    I make no excuses for my love of cropped pants – I am proudly pro floods. But why wear ankle booties with them? That’s all kinds of wrong. And that jacket just does not work with that outfit. Let us not speak of the hair.

    • random_poster

      I am also in the camp of loving cropped pants. I do not care for this particular pair, and they certainly have no relation to anything else she is wearing. I don’t think any of this goes together.

      • TinyDynamo

        To my eye, it looks like trying to wear ALL THE TRENDS, which always ends up looking strange & unbalanced. Those pants with a simple top & flats (or flat sandals) could’ve worked, but as is it’s just a mishmash.

    • MilaXX

      To me cropped pants are like empire waistlines. You have to find the right cut or they look silly, or even worse they look Star Trek-y. Sadly Gwynnie here is falling on the silly side.

    • Glam Dixie

      Cropped pants, to be pleasing to my eyes, need to be tapered. I refuse to wear them myself, being a tall girl and struggling my entire life for pants long enough, they will always be high waters to me.

      • TinyDynamo

        I’m a shorty pants myself, so I like the feeling of pants not being too long. But I agree that wide-legged cropped pants are extremely tricky, and the pleats put these in the “why god why” category.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        I own a few pair of cropped patns, but they are all tapered.

  • Anna

    What emotions should I express to change the structure of this outfit? Oh, wait, is my comment dehumanizing to her?

    • Cheryl

      Heh, very funny.

    • KinoEye

      What I love most about all this is the fact that she has a “coffee table book on how negativity changes the structure of water.” Only Gwynnie.

      • Anna

        I know :). I perused her little newsletter and we all apparently need to go on “Negativity Diets.” I am positive then that those ankles boots don’t work with the pants. See? I used the word “positive!”

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        Reading that sentence just gave me a headache-“negativity changing the structure of water”. Oh please-it’s water, agua, wasser, eau, just shut up and drink it, Gwynnie before I seek you out and smack you with a Costco-size chase of Cheetos.

        • demidaemon

          At least then her skin tone might match her hair better.

          • SierraDelta

            You owe me a replacement cup of tea, demidaemon! *goes in search of cloth to wipe down keyboard*

          • demidaemon

            I’m sorry? 😉

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        • Anna

          I really want to know the emotion that will change water into wine! The newsletter, unfortunately, didn’t explain how to do that.

          • bitchybitchybitchy

            If emotions or thoughts could make this happen, think how many, many happy people there would be throughout the world.

    • Raspberry2012

      It was very dehumanizing! I’m going to have to uncouple from you now.

      • Anna

        I WILL NOT apologize for my easy, 9-5 life! How else would I be able to have the luxury of starting internet wars? 😉

      • demidaemon

        I am rolling on the floor from this.

  • MoHub

    Don’t mind the pants being big, but I can’t with the high-water hemline. Also, the shoulders on that jacket look as if they were put together by Daniel Esquivel.

  • I can not express my hatred of those pants enough. And the booties, good god. It even overshadows my dislike of Gwynnie.

  • teensmom99

    I have similar pants & never know what shoes to wear so I generally default to ballet flats or don’t wear them.

    • FibonacciSequins

      I would go for flats or a wedge heel, myself.

      • teensmom99

        I’ve tried, but I feel they look weird when I do. I should mention that my pants are not my eating pants. They are wool and even a little tight for my waist . . .I think the best look for them is tights and a flat but I still don’t think they look great and never wear them much as a result. I always think that people will think I just hemmed my pants too short . . .

        • FibonacciSequins

          I find that length tricky with wide-leg pants. I think they look okay with a casual fabric when you can wear them with sneakers or some other casual shoe, but wool is dressier so I’m not sure what I would do with them!

  • Ona_in_Barcelona

    I love her (yes, really), but my god, Goopy petal, this is affreux. The embiggening pants, the mumsy blouse, the YELLOW HAIR – toner, toner, her queendom for some toner!

  • Gwyneth…people who make 25k a year look better than this….

    • marlie

      All of the working moms who have it so much easier than she does? (Sorry, I couldn’t help myself.)

  • Lex

    The jacket makes her look like a football player– her shoulders look HUGE. Also, the booties are horrendous with those god-awful pants.

  • Betsy

    The whole things is pretty awful and while I’ve often admired her hair color, this particular shade is terrifying.

  • schadenfreudelicious

    I am going to have to consciously uncouple from that ensemble…

    • Judy_J

      I commented before scrolling down. You said it best.

  • Mismarker

    This just screams “June in NYC” to me. Has it been cold there because this? This would not fly in the midwest right now. Unless pit stains and stank feet are your thing.

    • SugarSnap108

      It’s been humid and sticky the past couple days. Much like the conditions under Gwyneth’s clothes, I imagine.

    • Lilithcat

      The jacket sure would work in the Midwest today, at least in Chicago where it’s (relatively) cold and rainy. Standing at the bus stop was not fun today.

  • Coleslaw McGraw

    Frumpy frumperson.

  • Judy_J

    She should do a conscious uncoupling with that outfit.

    • schadenfreudelicious

      ha, great minds..

  • boweryboy

    Everything is off about this look, the pants/bootie combo being the worst offenders.

    • conniemd

      So true. I like cropped pants, khaki length, etc. But I’d never wear boots with a short pant because short pants are for spring/summer and booties are for winter. In summer you will get skank boot when you wear with no socks and skank boot if you put socks in because it’s too warm. Any shoe would look fine with a cropped pant, including high heels, which tend to look better with cropped pants than longer ones, since you can show off the whole shoe.

  • Kate

    Just curious – what would be the proper shoes to wear with those pants?

    • Mismarker

      I am no expert, but a strappy sandal (flat or heeled) would be cute.

    • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

      Fancy Mukluks. Or fucking fuzzy bunny slippers (someone on this board HAS fucking fuzzy bunny slippers, so I’m not just being flippant. They are a THING).

      In other words, those pants should be her eatin’ and stayin’ at home pants, because nothing goes with them.

      • Skippymom1

        I couldn’t insult my fluffy bunny slippers by pairing them with the monstrosity that are those pants. I do like cropped pants, but not when I can fit my husband in them with me.

    • ktr33

      ballet flats

  • marlie

    If the jacket didn’t have those ridiculous shoulders, it might not be so bad. But those are definitely “around the house,” “yoga,” or “I hope no one sees me when I run to the pharmacy” pants.

  • Jacquie

    Isn’t it hot in NYC? She is dressed for fall.

  • Chickadeep

    That hair, tho. BRASSY.

    • Glam Dixie

      That is some Sun-In hair color.

    • Tracy_Flick

      I was JUST about to say that. Yikes. I bet she paid more for that dye job than I did for my wedding dress, too.

  • GorgeousThings

    OMG, that’s my favorite restaurant to go to with Emmett!
    Damn, she may have ruined it for me.

    Nah, I’ll still go there.

  • Cheryl

    Oh dear, I generally don’t like Goopy, but I kind of feel sorry for after viewing these photos. Gurl, cut that straw shite off your head, you have a nice enough facial structure for a super short cut. Get a good night’s rest, perhaps a facial, and if you’re going out to lunch, a bit of mascara and some lip balm couldn’t hurt.

  • If she wore this outfit with skinny black pants, it would be adorable.*

    *In November.

  • Kate Andrews

    It’s too hot for that getup.

  • BlairBear

    That jacket says I’m a Kim Kardashian fan (ha I think that’s unintentional ) and those pants say I haven’t managed to get clothes to fit my growth spurt yet. Oh goop you need to consciously uncouple with this outfit

    • ryenerman

      My first thought was that those pants look like when my 5 YO wears 4T pants.

    • Synnae

      As a long time RO fan, can I just say that spotting Kim&Ko in his outfits always hurts. Even if it usually improves their overall look. It is just aargh…

      • BlairBear

        I just remember when Kim went through her big shouldered leather blazers phase. Think they may have mostly been Balmain ?

        • Synnae

          I think so, def. not Rick Owens.

  • KT


  • SuzyQuzey

    That hair, yikes. Although, her hair always looks bad. I do like that she’s out and about without makeup, though.

  • ojosazules

    I never thought I could feel sorry her.

  • Town

    Her hair is too yellow.

    That’s all I got.

  • Glam Dixie

    Those pants are unfortunate. I would love to gift her with a clue because girl has not one.

  • LadyVimes

    Suddenly a wild Gwynnie appears!

  • Kbear

    I get the impression she is getting both a top & bottom wedgie at the same time.

  • madge

    See when I feel like she looks like she feels, I just don’t leave the house. I think her period must have talked her into buying those pants.

  • She’s definetly “un-coupled”!

  • SugarSnap108

    No pasta is worth donning these pants.

  • Bernadette

    It’s like the blouse and pants are Mom’s Tuesday office wear, while the jacket and boots are all “I’m with the band”

  • letter_M

    Nonononono. Love me some Rick Owens, but it’s sacrilege to style that jacket this way. Polka dots with “luxe goth”? The whole outfit says, “grabbed what I could off the chair/closet floor in a hurry to get out the door”. It’s summer in NY–where are the strappy sandals for those pants!? On second thought, I can’t imagine those pants looking good with anything. Maybe a tank top and some clogs in the garden at home.

  • Shalhevet

    Her hair is so YELLOW.

  • queeniethebold

    Wow. She really looks terrible. i almost feel sorry for her.


  • KinoEye

    Meh, Gwynnie. Can I say that I’m thrilled beyond belief to see the phrase “fixing to” on a blog run by a couple of New Yorkers? People tell me I don’t have a Texas accent, but I’m a dead giveaway when stuff like “fixing to” slips in. Usually puzzles any northerners who might be in the vicinity.

    • prisma

      What horrifies me is that “fixing to” didn’t pop out to me in the original post. I take pains not to say it myself but I’ve grown up around the phrase and it sounds completely natural to me.

  • TwiddlyStun

    Might we expect the Be Me or Do Me folks to follow up with a tome entitled “Pity Me”?

  • susan6

    Keep the booties and the jacket and change everything else. She’s spent way too much time with her foot in her mouth and her head up her own backside, but in these pics she does look like divorce is taking its toll, so some sympathy for that.

  • H2olovngrl

    That hair is the color of old pee. Not good.

  • Katherine Anthony

    I think “eatin’ pants” was actually coined by Joey on one of the Thanksgiving episodes of Friends. But yeah, those are eatin’ pants.

    • alyce1213

      He put on Phoebe’s maternity pants — but he called them his Thanksgiving pants.
      Joey and turkeys made for funny episodes.

  • hillmad

    It’s humid as heck and close to 80 degrees in New York! Leather?

    • Fordzo a.k.a. Fancy Mukluks

      And I think those look like wool pants, too.

    • ktr33

      it’s like clothes an anorexic would where when she loses her body fat and is always cold, regardless of the weather.

  • Valerie Little

    I saw that shirt in my local Tractor Supply.

  • GeoDiva

    Why why why would you pair those pants with those shoes?

    • BlairBear

      unconscious coupling? sorry couldn’t resist

  • Jacqueline Wessel

    I cannot wait for this phase of not brushing one’s hair passes.

    • Linderella

      But she’s, you know, *hurting* and stuff. Please respect her privacy at this difficult time.

  • Linderella

    Perhaps she was busy harvesting* freshly-grown kale to prepare** a delicious, healthful snack for the kids and dashed out without stopping to change first.
    * supervising gardening staff doing same
    **supervising nanny/ies doing same

    That, or she simply sprayed on too much “Delusion by Jinkx Monsoon” that morning.

    • demidaemon

      I thought she did that every day. 🙂

  • BlairBear

    she doesn’t really know how to do the celebrity just strolling about headed to lunch thing does she? Goop if you read this site please to refer to fellow oscar winer Reese “I’m an american citizen” Witherspoon for how to go about the parking lot “my life is perfect and my shit is together” publicity tour

    • not_Bridget

      Essential to the “maintaining your privacy while walking down the street” look: Some good shades. They worked for Jackie…..

      • BlairBear

        Or an a level bitch face game like January Jones

  • Mona_Visa

    And yet if I were to approach her & trim her hair, I’d be the one arrested. Sigh.

  • elirt

    Everything seems ill fitted, like everything shrunk in the wash and/or stretched out. How weird.

  • MaggieMae

    Oh. That’s….not good.

  • MM4321

    Ugh, that brassy hair gives me a headache.

  • YoungSally

    Rick Owens stuff is fabulous — if perhaps difficult for mere mortals to wear. That said, I don’t think he ever envisioned it with a polka-dot blouse that probably has a pussy bow somewhere.

  • Synnae

    I love Rick Owens, hell half my wardrobe is Rick Owens (it’s amazing what you can find affordable-ish in consignment/ebay/sales) and I love love his leather jackets. Even the more crazy sculpted ones like this one – and this one of the more wearable ones actually. But Rick Owens does require a certain styling and attitude – HAUTE GOTH – and baggy 3/4 pants with baggy polka-dot blouse are so NOT haute goth.

    By the way, she has owned that jacket since 2010 at least and usually she has managed to style it a bit better so it really seems she threw this one (and the rest of her outfit) on just to go to lunch.

  • TerryMH

    I feel like we’ve just pulled the curtain back on the great and powerful Oz! The real Gwynie emerges, the one without a professional stylist to get her dressed. And its not pretty. From the weird pairing of pants with those boots to the straw-in-August colored hair, she’s really not in a position to give anyone fashion advice.

  • Beardslee

    I like how she looks without a quart of makeup on.

  • Lilithcat

    Gwyneth Paltrow is wearing leather!?!?!? The woman who worries about the tender feelings of water wears dead cow?

  • ShaoLinKitten

    Oh god her hair looks like a wig I’d buy in the Halloween Store. That color is a nightmare. I know she’s depressed, but there’s no excuse for this. Time for a short, kicky haircut and color reconsideration.

  • Shawn EH

    Jeans. She needs some “eating jeans.”

  • lobsterlen

    It looks like she is picking up change off the sidewalk.

    I am hot looking at her very humid today.

  • Raspberry2012

    Oh, it’s just so sad… is it wrong I feel good about that?

    • demidaemon

      No. Not at all. Especially with all the humor that it has brought out among the BKs. I’m reveling, personally.

  • Frankie Carter

    She looks a messssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. Wow.

  • mariahwg

    She needs to get in touch with Katie Holmes for advice on the post-divorce NYC visit.

    ANd if it’s a good idea to ask KH for fashion advice, you know somebody’s steering the punt from the Cambridge end.

    Alternatively, maybe she’s trying to muster some sympathy by looking really terrible? Doing so in a really expensive jacket? I know I let out, an “OH honey, it’ll be OK.”

  • CT14




    That’s all I got.

  • Terri Terri

    No handbag? How you gonna walk around in the world with no handbag?

    • She has minions.

      • Raspberry2012

        That’s right. Purse carrying is for underlings and press agents.

  • kat89

    It’s June in NYC! WHY IS SHE WEARING A LEATHER JACKET?????? AND BOOTIES?????? Clearly her mental state is not good right now. I think she needs some carbs to lift her mood,.

  • frannyprof

    Wow. She looks so awful here that it almost makes me like her. Almost.

  • ktr33

    Are we all having a schadenfreude moment? No? I am. This is an unprecedented low for Ms Goop.

  • Her hair color is horrible.

  • Annistella

    Gwyneth, remember Sliding Doors? cut your hair short like that again, refresh your ash blonde and I promise I wont say another bad thing about you.

  • icm

    Maybe she is depressed, her snotty elitist comments of late have resulted in quite a few verbal smackdowns from far and wide. It is kind of hard to pull it together when most of the breathing public thinks that you are nothing more than an entitled idiot who should refrain from speaking aloud. Hey Gwyneth don’t feel too bad though I guess some people out there still care about what you are wearing.Ugh!!!

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  • Man Dala

    She doesn’t look happy. But maybe it’s because she has to walk among us peasants instead of being transported in a princess pumpkin coach.

  • alyce1213

    Very pretty blouse, but it’s puffing out. That’s all I got.

  • malarson2

    It is ridiculously bad. The year after my divorce I would have been lucky to look even this ‘put together’. But then again, I don’t spout off about $2000 sweaters, either. This is a certain case of if you can’t back it up/deal with it, then don’t publicly dish it out in the most obnoxious way. I want so hard to like her, too. This just makes me sad.

  • Miss wks

    ….head to toe a”strappin’ on the feedbag” ensemble…

  • understateddiva

    90’s mall wear is sort of a plus in my book? *ducks and runs*

  • sorry Unlces T & L I LOVE me some Rick Owens leather jackets. Been DYING for one!

  • The pants are hilar. Otherwise, chick is chic.

  • Sarah

    You have a gift for getting right to the heart of it – could read you all day! *smooch*

  • bitchybitchybitchy

    I’m loving the image of Gwyneth curled up in a Snuggie with her olive oil treated hair carefully wrapped in a turban, eating a pint of high fat ice cream, binge watching some trashy Lifetime show…but then I’m evil that way

  • Passionflora

    Maybe she dressed in the dark?

  • unbornfawn

    Where’s the flood? Sandals or flats would have fixed that. I like the jacket, except I’d want the shoulders toned down.

  • Alexandra Wilding

    Homegirl needs some toner. Ugh and those pants need to go.

  • lilazander

    She looks tired and unkempt, the hair is atrocious (yellow, dry hay), she must be in sort of funk. Though I teally would like to have this jacket.

    The idea of Eatin’ clothes is kind of ridick, but so real.

  • Krumhorn

    She should consciously uncouple from the booties and the pants. Flat ugly.

  • Renaissance_Man_ATL

    I love Rick Owens’ stuff!

  • E. D.

    I like the boots, but everything else is a train wreck. Doesn’t help that I can’t stand her. “Born on third but thinks she hit a triple” should be the tagline for Goop.

  • Clere Norrey

    I don’t care for the Dress for Success blouse.

  • kylesbackfat

    Her hair colorist must hate her. I pee that color when I have a bad hangover.