Robert Pattinson in Marni at “The Rover” Cannes Photo Call

Posted on May 19, 2014

Rob stopped by a red carpet on the way out to buy cigarettes. Apparently.

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That is some truly egregious cuffing, son. Tsk.

The shame of it is, this could’ve been a cute look. A black dress shirt and a decent pair of boots would’ve taken this from street casual to photo-ready. And it wouldn’t have required any more effort or been any more difficult to wear than this. Frustrating. Arrrrh. 

He does like that shade of green. And why not? It looks fantastic on him. The hair’s looking pretty hot too. The facial fungus? Not so much.

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: SGP/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, News Pictures/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, Getty Images]

    • SAA

      I hope you’ll post the pics of him in the Dior tux… that was a delight. I agree this is a bit casual for the event – would have loved to see him in some Dior boots, the shirt bothers me less – but it’s 100% him, especially that weird cuffing he tends to do all the time. Maybe it’s a ‘hipster’ thing? I have no idea…

    • http://redheadedwolf.wordpress.com/ Laura Renee

      AHAHAHAHA I have missed his after-orgy/crack party red carpet looks. Such a classic, for those who knew him before the Twilight days, when Goblet of Fire premiered.

    • imperfectlaura

      Between the jacket and jeans, there is a lot of bunching/wrinkling going on, and it ruins the look for me.

      • MoHub

        It’s a look?

        • demidaemon

          BURN.

    • NMMagpie

      Still looks they pulled him out of the pub just minutes before.

      • Rhonda Shore

        looks more like he was taking a nap on the sofa. That jacket is seriously rumpled in the back. Tsk indeed.

        • kirkyo

          Makes me wonder if he has a personal rumpler.

          And I am seriously coveting that jacket.

    • hughman

      Casual Fridays working the Clinique counter.

      • Lucía Gavello

        Working the Clinic counter maybe. Those cigarettes he’s buying later? They’re the ‘medical’ kind.

      • Fuchsiaforever

        HAHAHAAH totally

    • Anna

      An outfit for half-price wings night and a photocall in Cannes. Now THAT’S versatility.

    • http://www.bertkeeter.com Bert Keeter

      What’s with that “Dairy Queen” hair twist? He’s a tad mature for that…and I thought that unfortunate trend was passe’ anyway?

    • http://brianfortedesigns.com/ BForte

      Definitely loving the hair, Cedric.

    • moweezy

      love the hair, jacket, and jeans, had they been cuffed properly.

    • LadyVimes

      If the jeans had better cuffing, and the jacket wasn’t horribly, horribly wrinkled and ill-fitting, I’d give him an ok.
      As it stands it looks like he slept in it. In his car.

      • ohhoneyhank

        He looks utterly exhausted, poor bloke.

    • Danielle

      I remember my first beer.

      • Sarah

        I don’t ;)

        • Danielle

          Well, I remember the first. The second, third, fourth, and fifth, however…

    • kmk05

      Please look more awake, Mr Pattinson. And less scruffy. Or are you trying to stave off your natural charms because you are scared of a Twilight 2.0 Situation?

    • ccinnc

      He always looks slightly ill to me.

    • deelup

      Maybe this is the average person buying cigarettes. But for Rob, this is sooo not a cigarettes look. This is practically funeral of a close family member effort.

    • Josefina Madariaga Suárez

      *sigh* Robert, I thought you had realized by now that shaving is your best friend. And it doesn’t take a genius to know that Cannes is not the place to get lazy on the style front.

    • Fuchsiaforever

      I find that green color to be hiddy. No thank you.

    • barbarienne

      I can’t wait for this one to be over. TPats, please decide you want to be a director or something and get out from in front of the camera.

    • marlie

      He looks hungover.

      • Karen Belgrad

        My thoughts exactly. (Ok, well mine were more like “Was it tequila? Limoncello? Jager?”)

        • majorbedhead

          Pot. He looks high as a kite.

    • MilaXX

      He didn’t stick the landing. The cuffing and choice of footwear are all wrong.

    • Sam Smith

      Agree on the color, its lovely but nothing else is.

    • JauntyJohn

      I call this one as part of a larger re-branding strategy: From Tween Heartthrob to Serious Actor, which he may well prove to be…
      I saw the trailer for this film when I went to see Tilda and Tom in “Only Lovers Left Alive.”
      RPatt is virtually unrecognizeable in it.

    • icm

      Never understood his appeal.

    • boweryboy

      What’s most baffling to me is that his clothing is actually designer; that the blazer probably costs a pretty penny. Yet it all looks like off the rack H&M or 21Man.

      • kimmeister

        The accidental (?) sleeve cuffing/rumpling isn’t helping it one bit.

      • demidaemon

        It’s amazing what a lack of zhuzhing (sp?) and proper grooming can do to quality clothing.

    • http://asskickingadviser.com/ Ass Kicking Adviser

      On the way out the door Rob looked in the mirror and said out loud, ‘I don’t look high right?’ and his entire entourage said, ‘No, no, of course not Rob.’

    • Jessica Freeman

      Ya know, he’s mildly attractive here. I wished he had on a button up shirt at least and nixed the cuffing.

    • Janet B

      Probably should have left the glasses on.

      I’d like this more if he were barefoot and jacket-less.

    • CommentsByKatie

      This outfit is terrible, and he looks annoyed/bored. I miss Cedric Diggory.

      • FibonacciSequins

        I’ll take this outfit over the oversized red velvet jacket and black leather trousers he wore for that poledance.

        • CommentsByKatie

          Oh my gosh, I just looked that up and you are so right. I actually laughed out loud!

          • FibonacciSequins

            I don’t remember it looking so bad at the time, but on looking back, it was pretty dreadful!

            • http://www.alisarivera.com/ Alisa Rivera

              But the baked look in his eyes is the same.

    • Akemi

      It looks like he literally just woke up and threw on a jacket on his way out the door.

      I am so over pretentious actors who make such an effort to look like they don’t make an effort. I blame Johnny Depp for this.

    • BLauD

      From Cedric Diggory to Smug Douchery.
      He never really did it for me, and this is why. He always has such a smug look on his face. Ick.

    • http://smalltownbigwardrobe.com/ Catherine

      Ugh, god, I see I have not lost my weakness for him. That second pic from the bottom especially….

    • greymain

      i just don’t get him…AT ALL.

    • Chameleon

      His jacket makes me think he holds a grudge against irons.

    • TwiddlyStun

      His left eyelid appears to be swollen. Not sure if that’s a hangover or just an Olympics-style Bob Costas starting up, but it gives an impression similar to a ladystar who has lost the false eyelashes on one eye – in the first pic. Much more subtle in the others. I do wish the boy would buy a good razor. Who knew “clean-shaven” would be so hard to come by in our boystars.

    • B_C_J

      Ouch!! The cuffs of those pants are HEINOUS! His hair looks beautiful. However, a little more effort is needed here.

    • FibonacciSequins

      I’m surprised you didn’t mention the two different colored socks he’s wearing. He did that photocall with Guy Pearce and David Michod and they were all very casually dressed. Believe it or not, he was the most dressed up of the three of them.

    • Allysa Mentor

      Stop whining, he doesn’t give a shit what you think. He hates doing press, but I think he looks HOT just the way he is.

      • http://www.tomandlorenzo.com/ Tom and Lorenzo

        Hit the road, fangurl.

    • Qitkat

      Scratching your head with that expression on the red carpet? Unfortunate reminder of moms doing a lice check. Probably not what he was going for…

    • susan6

      That guy is completely baked. I mean, he is flying.

    • Milos Mom

      Wow…. Someone is finally starting to look very manly. A few more pounds. A bit more confidence in the eye. Not looking so very coiffed and perfect. Good for him.

    • amanda lynn

      I’m so relieved that you liked the hair also. I was afraid that you might not, and I’d have to re-think all my life choices.

    • PastryGoddess

      He showed up to Cannes…looking like THIS

      Boy go home and start over. Come back when you are properly dressed, groomed, and sober.

    • demidaemon

      What a sad lack of effort.

    • http://www.chifleschips.com Stefanie Argudo Mackenzie

      Looks like he took a wrong turn on his way home from the back room of a club..

    • jjfg

      Does he ever not look like a complete douche?

    • frannyprof

      Ugh. He always looks so moth-eaten.

    • Alloy Jane

      Some folks have that “forever young” thing going for them. This one is more “forever high.”

    • traceyishere

      Why do people think he is attractive? He looks like he sleeps in an ashtray.

      • quiltrx

        It is my goal for the remainder of May to find a reason to say that someone looks like they sleep in an ashtray. :)

      • CatLady

        He does that on purpose to keep people away. I read that he’s had to deal with stuff like Twilight fans cutting themselves right before coming up to him and asking him to suck the blood.

      • http://www.alisarivera.com/ Alisa Rivera

        I suggest you watch one of his interviews (Jimmy Kimmel was a good one). He can be very funny. The red carpet doesn’t capture it.

    • understateddiva

      The outfit says, “I don’t care” but the hair says “I care an awful lot.”

    • Twix

      He looks great IMO. Perfect for a photocall.

    • quiltrx

      I LOVE the hair! Great jacket, great color on him. But I need him to let up on the squint a little, and look just a tiny bit more like he gives a shit. M’kay, Robs?

    • OffToSeeHim

      How, HOW does he always manage to look like a douche?? It’s the one thing about his look that’s completely consistent.

    • Guest

      Okay he may look a bit rumpled but the color works on him. You chastise him for wearing sneakers and jeans YET you say nothing about Guy wearing f*cking SANDALS!!! SANDALS!! The last thing I want to see is a guy’s hairy toes and stinky feet in Jesus sandals. At least Rob had the decency to keep his toes in sneakers.

    • jwrdwr

      To me he always looks as if he has 1) just awakened, or 2) smoked one joint too many. Have you ever seen him with his eyes completely open?

    • Ann VerWiebe

      Is he going for the coulda, woulda, shoulda Jude Law career?

    • poodle66

      He looks good for a casual ‘look.’ I dunno, he’s appealing outside the Twilight role for me.

    • Constant Reader

      In this series of photos, RPatts looks like he’s a graduate of the Joey Trebbiani school of acting. In photo #3, he’s using the technique of trying look thoughtful by attempting to to multiply 2974 by 8562 in his head.