Robert Pattinson in Marni at “The Rover” Cannes Photo Call

Posted on May 19, 2014

Rob stopped by a red carpet on the way out to buy cigarettes. Apparently.

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That is some truly egregious cuffing, son. Tsk.

The shame of it is, this could’ve been a cute look. A black dress shirt and a decent pair of boots would’ve taken this from street casual to photo-ready. And it wouldn’t have required any more effort or been any more difficult to wear than this. Frustrating. Arrrrh. 

He does like that shade of green. And why not? It looks fantastic on him. The hair’s looking pretty hot too. The facial fungus? Not so much.






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  • SAA

    I hope you’ll post the pics of him in the Dior tux… that was a delight. I agree this is a bit casual for the event – would have loved to see him in some Dior boots, the shirt bothers me less – but it’s 100% him, especially that weird cuffing he tends to do all the time. Maybe it’s a ‘hipster’ thing? I have no idea…

  • Laura Renee

    AHAHAHAHA I have missed his after-orgy/crack party red carpet looks. Such a classic, for those who knew him before the Twilight days, when Goblet of Fire premiered.

  • imperfectlaura

    Between the jacket and jeans, there is a lot of bunching/wrinkling going on, and it ruins the look for me.

    • MoHub

      It’s a look?

      • demidaemon


  • NMMagpie

    Still looks they pulled him out of the pub just minutes before.

    • Rhonda Shore

      looks more like he was taking a nap on the sofa. That jacket is seriously rumpled in the back. Tsk indeed.

      • kirkyo

        Makes me wonder if he has a personal rumpler.

        And I am seriously coveting that jacket.

  • hughman

    Casual Fridays working the Clinique counter.

    • Lucía Gavello

      Working the Clinic counter maybe. Those cigarettes he’s buying later? They’re the ‘medical’ kind.

    • Fuchsiaforever

      HAHAHAAH totally

  • Anna

    An outfit for half-price wings night and a photocall in Cannes. Now THAT’S versatility.

  • Bert Keeter

    What’s with that “Dairy Queen” hair twist? He’s a tad mature for that…and I thought that unfortunate trend was passe’ anyway?

  • BForte

    Definitely loving the hair, Cedric.

  • moweezy

    love the hair, jacket, and jeans, had they been cuffed properly.

  • LadyVimes

    If the jeans had better cuffing, and the jacket wasn’t horribly, horribly wrinkled and ill-fitting, I’d give him an ok.
    As it stands it looks like he slept in it. In his car.

    • ohhoneyhank

      He looks utterly exhausted, poor bloke.

  • Danielle

    I remember my first beer.

    • Sarah

      I don’t 😉

      • Danielle

        Well, I remember the first. The second, third, fourth, and fifth, however…

  • kmk05

    Please look more awake, Mr Pattinson. And less scruffy. Or are you trying to stave off your natural charms because you are scared of a Twilight 2.0 Situation?

  • ccinnc

    He always looks slightly ill to me.

  • deelup

    Maybe this is the average person buying cigarettes. But for Rob, this is sooo not a cigarettes look. This is practically funeral of a close family member effort.

  • Josefina Madariaga Suárez

    *sigh* Robert, I thought you had realized by now that shaving is your best friend. And it doesn’t take a genius to know that Cannes is not the place to get lazy on the style front.

  • Fuchsiaforever

    I find that green color to be hiddy. No thank you.

  • barbarienne

    I can’t wait for this one to be over. TPats, please decide you want to be a director or something and get out from in front of the camera.

  • marlie

    He looks hungover.

    • Karen Belgrad

      My thoughts exactly. (Ok, well mine were more like “Was it tequila? Limoncello? Jager?”)

      • majorbedhead

        Pot. He looks high as a kite.

  • MilaXX

    He didn’t stick the landing. The cuffing and choice of footwear are all wrong.

  • Sam Smith

    Agree on the color, its lovely but nothing else is.

  • JauntyJohn

    I call this one as part of a larger re-branding strategy: From Tween Heartthrob to Serious Actor, which he may well prove to be…
    I saw the trailer for this film when I went to see Tilda and Tom in “Only Lovers Left Alive.”
    RPatt is virtually unrecognizeable in it.

  • icm

    Never understood his appeal.

  • boweryboy

    What’s most baffling to me is that his clothing is actually designer; that the blazer probably costs a pretty penny. Yet it all looks like off the rack H&M or 21Man.

    • kimmeister

      The accidental (?) sleeve cuffing/rumpling isn’t helping it one bit.

    • demidaemon

      It’s amazing what a lack of zhuzhing (sp?) and proper grooming can do to quality clothing.

  • Ass Kicking Adviser

    On the way out the door Rob looked in the mirror and said out loud, ‘I don’t look high right?’ and his entire entourage said, ‘No, no, of course not Rob.’

  • Jessica Freeman

    Ya know, he’s mildly attractive here. I wished he had on a button up shirt at least and nixed the cuffing.

  • Janet B

    Probably should have left the glasses on.

    I’d like this more if he were barefoot and jacket-less.

  • CommentsByKatie

    This outfit is terrible, and he looks annoyed/bored. I miss Cedric Diggory.

    • FibonacciSequins

      I’ll take this outfit over the oversized red velvet jacket and black leather trousers he wore for that poledance.

      • CommentsByKatie

        Oh my gosh, I just looked that up and you are so right. I actually laughed out loud!

        • FibonacciSequins

          I don’t remember it looking so bad at the time, but on looking back, it was pretty dreadful!

          • Alisa Rivera

            But the baked look in his eyes is the same.

  • Akemi

    It looks like he literally just woke up and threw on a jacket on his way out the door.

    I am so over pretentious actors who make such an effort to look like they don’t make an effort. I blame Johnny Depp for this.

  • BLauD

    From Cedric Diggory to Smug Douchery.
    He never really did it for me, and this is why. He always has such a smug look on his face. Ick.

  • Catherine

    Ugh, god, I see I have not lost my weakness for him. That second pic from the bottom especially….

  • greymain

    i just don’t get him…AT ALL.

  • Chameleon

    His jacket makes me think he holds a grudge against irons.

  • TwiddlyStun

    His left eyelid appears to be swollen. Not sure if that’s a hangover or just an Olympics-style Bob Costas starting up, but it gives an impression similar to a ladystar who has lost the false eyelashes on one eye – in the first pic. Much more subtle in the others. I do wish the boy would buy a good razor. Who knew “clean-shaven” would be so hard to come by in our boystars.

  • B_C_J

    Ouch!! The cuffs of those pants are HEINOUS! His hair looks beautiful. However, a little more effort is needed here.

  • FibonacciSequins

    I’m surprised you didn’t mention the two different colored socks he’s wearing. He did that photocall with Guy Pearce and David Michod and they were all very casually dressed. Believe it or not, he was the most dressed up of the three of them.

  • Allysa Mentor

    Stop whining, he doesn’t give a shit what you think. He hates doing press, but I think he looks HOT just the way he is.

    • Tom and Lorenzo

      Hit the road, fangurl.

  • Qitkat

    Scratching your head with that expression on the red carpet? Unfortunate reminder of moms doing a lice check. Probably not what he was going for…

  • susan6

    That guy is completely baked. I mean, he is flying.

  • Milos Mom

    Wow…. Someone is finally starting to look very manly. A few more pounds. A bit more confidence in the eye. Not looking so very coiffed and perfect. Good for him.

  • amanda lynn

    I’m so relieved that you liked the hair also. I was afraid that you might not, and I’d have to re-think all my life choices.

  • PastryGoddess

    He showed up to Cannes…looking like THIS

    Boy go home and start over. Come back when you are properly dressed, groomed, and sober.

  • demidaemon

    What a sad lack of effort.

  • Stefanie Argudo Mackenzie

    Looks like he took a wrong turn on his way home from the back room of a club..

  • jjfg

    Does he ever not look like a complete douche?

  • frannyprof

    Ugh. He always looks so moth-eaten.

  • Alloy Jane

    Some folks have that “forever young” thing going for them. This one is more “forever high.”

  • traceyishere

    Why do people think he is attractive? He looks like he sleeps in an ashtray.

    • quiltrx

      It is my goal for the remainder of May to find a reason to say that someone looks like they sleep in an ashtray. :)

    • CatLady

      He does that on purpose to keep people away. I read that he’s had to deal with stuff like Twilight fans cutting themselves right before coming up to him and asking him to suck the blood.

    • Alisa Rivera

      I suggest you watch one of his interviews (Jimmy Kimmel was a good one). He can be very funny. The red carpet doesn’t capture it.

  • understateddiva

    The outfit says, “I don’t care” but the hair says “I care an awful lot.”

  • Twix

    He looks great IMO. Perfect for a photocall.

  • quiltrx

    I LOVE the hair! Great jacket, great color on him. But I need him to let up on the squint a little, and look just a tiny bit more like he gives a shit. M’kay, Robs?

  • OffToSeeHim

    How, HOW does he always manage to look like a douche?? It’s the one thing about his look that’s completely consistent.

  • Guest

    Okay he may look a bit rumpled but the color works on him. You chastise him for wearing sneakers and jeans YET you say nothing about Guy wearing f*cking SANDALS!!! SANDALS!! The last thing I want to see is a guy’s hairy toes and stinky feet in Jesus sandals. At least Rob had the decency to keep his toes in sneakers.

  • jwrdwr

    To me he always looks as if he has 1) just awakened, or 2) smoked one joint too many. Have you ever seen him with his eyes completely open?

  • Ann VerWiebe

    Is he going for the coulda, woulda, shoulda Jude Law career?

  • poodle66

    He looks good for a casual ‘look.’ I dunno, he’s appealing outside the Twilight role for me.

  • Constant Reader

    In this series of photos, RPatts looks like he’s a graduate of the Joey Trebbiani school of acting. In photo #3, he’s using the technique of trying look thoughtful by attempting to to multiply 2974 by 8562 in his head.