We think we’re gonna wind up having another Coat Porn day here. We’re gowned the fuck out after the Oscars (and the celebs are too, most likely) and there’s a lot of street style on the roster for the day. Anyanka Sevigny got us started off, now here’s Dianna to take the outerwear ball and run with it. Unfortunately, Dianna looks like something of a fashion victim in this getup.
Honey, first lesson in borrowed fashion: You can’t always wear All The Things at the same time. Technically you can, as you’ve done here, but it looks plainly silly if you’re staging an “out and about” photo session with the paps. We’re supposed to believe this is your “running errands” outfit, dear? Who the hell goes shopping carrying a clutch? With the label out at all times no less? No, no. Too overplayed. Keep the booties and the vest. Get yourself some faded, possibly even worn skinny jeans (because we’re kind of sick of the dark wash ones now that we’re on the cusp of spring) and some sort of thin sweater in a bright color with a cute collar. Throw the clutch at your publicist for suggesting it and get yourself a kickass handbag for the crook of your arm.
[Photo Credit: MOE/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, zara.com, luisaviaroma.com, openingceremony.us]