Part ONE is here! Let’s wrap this puppy up!
Adam Scott in Octobre Éditions
SIR. You have been done wrong by your stylist. This is absolutely not the right style for you.
Danielle Brooks in Gaurav Gupta Couture
Sexy, cute and fun.
Dua Lipa in Schiaparelli Couture
It’s an interesting design and she’s well-suited to it. It looks very luxe and we suspect it makes a ton of noise when she walks.
François Arnaud in Saint Laurent
Once again, stylists are ruining the Heated Rivalry boys by trying to get cute with their fashion. Their hot guys with great bodies! Stop fucking this up, stylists! They don’t need ascots or muffs or trains! Just put them in hot dude shit!
Gabrielle Union in Celia Kritharioti
This design only works if the fit is perfect and the entire bodice is clearly too small on her. It also looks kind of flimsy.
Heidi Klum in Chrome Hearts
JESUS CHRIST, HEIDI! Go home, girl. You’re still hot, but you’ve clearly been walking down some questionable style roads trying to prove that.
Javier Bardem
The tux is ill-fitting, but we love the color. The political signage is not particularly well-integrated, but then again, it’s not meant to be. He wasn’t going for subtlety.
Julia Fox in Archival Viktor & Rolf
Who ever came up with that hairstyle for this dress is an absolute styling genius.
Karol G in Ashi Studio Couture
Meh. Tacky — and it looks like it was made out of drop cloths.
Keke Palmer in Gucci
We’ll never love hip cutouts but this purple looks amazing on her.
Kendall Jenner in Chanel
We don’t love the bathing suit neckline, but this is a pretty dress in a slightly unusual color for the red carpet.
Lewis Pullman in Saint Laurent
Did they have flamboyant homosexuals in the Old West? If they didn’t, they should have. If they did, we suspect they dressed like this.
Lizzo
We’ve seen the look a thousand times.
Mamie Gummer in Santa Brands
We don’t know… we like that the styling is a little weird and off-putting and we’ll always consider an interesting take on a sheer gown, but this whole look is giving “body bag in a morgue.”
Mindy Kaling in Elie Saab Couture
It’s a pretty design, but we don’t love it in a paper bag brown.
Naomi Watts in Balenciaga
We don’t want to be mean, but come on. The cutout’s not working.
Olivia Rodrigo in Saint Laurent
Meh. We’re done with fuzzy frocks, but we can admit this one is kind of cute, even if the waist sits too high and the color is too bland.
Paul Anthony Kelly in Brunello Cucinelli
The glasses look adorable on him. We’re not sure that color works all that well for him.
Queen Latifah in Jean-Louis Sabaji
She looks stunning and we’re thrilled that her floaty opera coat has no feathers.
Quinta Brunson in Tom Ford
It’s a sexy design. Our only quibble is that she could use some jewelry.
Rita Ora in Tamara Ralph Couture
On the one hand, we appreciate whenever anyone gets their drag on. On the other hand, this is overdesign and the hat is too much for a party. The embroidery is beautiful, however.
Robert Pattinson in Dior Homme
That’ll do.
Sarah Pidgeon in Calvin Klein
Okay, the flask bag goes hard. We didn’t think she had that in her. We hate the straps, but the rest of the dress is nice enough. Shimmery silver isn’t a great choice for her.
Tyriq Withers in Gucci
Swag for days.
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