Kering Foundation’s Caring for Women Dinner Red Carpet Rundown

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A whole truckload of stars came out to the Kering Foundations “Caring for Women” dinner to model Kering wares and to show how much they care for women. Let’s judge them very quickly because we’re tired.

Julianne Moore and Bart Freundlich
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We get that this is sort of a night off for her, so we don’t mind the clean face and low-key accessorizing, but this dress is drab as hell.

Camila Alves and Matthew McConaughey
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We’d love that dress if it didn’t have a freaking turtleneck. He looks surprisingly great, but that tie should be black.

Dakota Johnson in Gucci
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It’s pretty, but a little basic.

Hari Nef in Balenciaga
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It’s dramatic, but it’s also extremely heavy-looking. She could use a reduction of volume by nearly a half. Those weird sleeves are annoying.

Jessica Chastain in Gucci
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She can work so many bold and bright colors, but we don’t like this bathroomy green for her. We’re so tired of seeing the exact same neckline on every dress, regardless of whether it suits the wearer or looks right with the design.

Julia Garner in Gucci
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It’s got a ’90s feel, which suits her, but that bust design is unflattering.

Katy Perry (in Balenciaga) and Orlando Bloom
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Can’t really be bitches about any of this, except the posing.

Kerry Washington in Balenciaga
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We tend to hate t-shirt sleeves on gowns. She’d look so much better with full sleeves or without sleeves at all. She looks pretty great, though. The witchy shoe looks a little weird.

Kim Kardashian in Balenciaga
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This is downright demure for her. Sure, it’s got that slippery, painted-on quality she tends to love, but the style is surprisingly conventional.

Lindsay Lohan
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The dress is fine, but the sparkly hose look awfully mumsy with it. She should go back to a darker red hair color.

Naomi Watts in Balenciaga
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Bedsheet.

Priyanka Chopra in Saint Laurent
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Nightgown.

Ricky Martin
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From the three-button jacket to the square-toed dress shoes, it’s all screaming 1997, and Ricky? You were already there in 1997. Let the kids have these trends.

Salma Hayek in Gucci
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The dress is okay, but that necklace? Collar? Whatever it is, it looks stupid.

Viola Davis (in Alexander McQueen) and Julius Tennon
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Nice dress. Bad wig.

[Photo Credit: Janet Mayer/INSTARimages.com, Janet Mayer/INSTARimages.com, Darla Khazei/INSTARimages]

• Alexander McQueen
• Balenciaga
• Bart Freundlich
• Camila Alves
• Caring for Women
• Dakota Johnson
• Gucci
• Hari Nef
• Jessica Chastain
• Julia Garner
• Julianne Moore
• Julius Tennon
• Katy Perry
• Kerry Washington
• Kim Kardashian
• Lindsay Lohan
• Matthew McConaughey
• Naomi Watts
• Orlando Bloom
• Priyanka Chopra
• Red Carpet
• Red Carpet Rundown
• Ricky Martin
• Saint Laurent
• Salma Hayek
• Versace
• Viola Davis
• YSL
• Yves Saint Laurent