Friday Leftovers for the Week of September 8th, 2024

Posted on September 13, 2024

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We’re wrapping up our busiest week in months with a very much expected Red Carpet Leftovers. Between the VMAs and the various film festivals running concurrently, there was no way we were ever going to keep up with it all. But we’ve still got some gas in the tank, so put your judgin’ pants on and come help us clean out our folders before we hit the bar.

 

Alicia Vikander in Louis Vuitton
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That blue satin was never going to work for us no matter what LV did with it, but they happened to do something terrible with it.

 

Barry Keoghan
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We like his slutty red carpet style, but this just looks like he’s at the end of a bender.

 

Chloë Sevigny in Balenciaga
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It’s hard to believe there’s a Balenciaga label stitched somewhere to this department store tablecloth. Those are terrible shoes.

 

Danielle Deadwyler in Dior
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Absolutely gorgeous, proving once again that it’s not sheer dresses we have an issue with, it’s boring dresses.

 

Dave Bautista
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People got weird about his weight loss – which he has explained as purely a decision on his part and not a reason to speculate about his health – but we’re going to make a blunt assessment here. They were reacting as much or more to his face. The white beard really throws off the shape of it, especially in combination with the oversized shades. We would suggest ditching both, but if he’s sold on the beard, then we would suggest growing it out more to give his face length. The suit is nice, but he’s making the mistake many do after a significant weight loss: it’s a size too small.

 

Diane Kruger in Dolce & Gabbana
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The top half of the look asks “Who died?” And the bottom half answers, “My much older billionaire husband!”

 

Jacob Elordi in Bottega Veneta
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He looks pretty in a color that we find kind of ugly on its own. The fit is a little too roomy.

 

Juliette Lewis in Harith Hashim
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What a spectacular look. We’re not in love with the color but she looks amazing in 1940s-style designs.

 

Kaia Gerber in Hervé Léger
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This is an homage to a dress her mother wore when she went to the Oscars with her previous husband Richard Gere and everything about that is a little weird to us. Also weird: the shoes, which look like the Wicked Witch on summer vacation.

 

Kate Hudson in Vivienne Westwood
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Hideous dress. Sorry, girl, but it’s true.

 

Kate Mara in Prada
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Fancy apron.

 

Kristen Wiig in Prada
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It doesn’t feel quite right for this time of year, but we LOVE this on her.

 

Paul Rudd
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Cute. Low-key.

 

Salma Hayek in Gucci
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Every once in a while she reminds us why we tend to be hard on her when she gets it wrong. Because just LOOK at what happens when Mrs. “I Own Fifty Percent of All Fashion” gets it right.

 

Sandra Oh
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It’s a really cute jumpsuit but those white patches ruin it.

 

Sebastian Stan in Prada
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Meh. We don’t love the cut of suit for him at all. We think brown suits work fine in and all sorts of styles and on all sorts of occasions, but if you want to trigger our gag reflex, pair it with a blue shirt.

 

Zoe Saldana in Petar Petrov
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This works surprisingly well for her. If you heard the words “leather halter top” wouldn’t you assume it would be, well, much worse than this?

 

Shailene Woodley
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Goodnight!

 

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