Givenchy Fashion Show Front Row Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on June 23, 2023

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A gaggle of celebrity gentlemen came to the Givenchy show to sit front row and model looks that range from the generic to the very goofy. Let’s assess!

 

Common
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Yeah, no. Two things we feel pretty strongly about when it comes to leather: 1) It should never come in beige and 2) you shouldn’t make shorts out of it unless they’re like hotpants or fetishwear.

 

Greg Tazan Davis
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This is great. Maybe the pants are a skosh too long, but we think you need a little puddle action if you’re wearing a suit with sneakers. He’s making that mesh shirt work better than a mesh shirt has a right to.

 

Jack Harlow
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It’s probably a very nice outfit, but it sure isn’t a photogenic one.

 

Jared Leto
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That’s certainly an interesting style choice for a self-described occasional vegan to make. We have to assume that’s an extremely convincing fake fur, because even he can’t possibly be that hypocritical. Can he? The suit is fine enough. We wouldn’t claim he isn’t gay enough to wear that kind of jewelry, but we reiterate an observation we made about him a while back: he wears queer-inspired clothing without any of the queer joy or irony that it requires. It’s such a dour, humorless way for a man to wear diamonds and pearls.

 

Maluma
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Just an epic scrolldown disappointment. The entire bottom half of this outfit looks like something glitched in the simulation.

 

 

Paul Dano
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Possibly the least interesting outfit he’s worn in public in years.

 

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