We have a veritable cornucopia of leftover red carpetry, darlings! This has been one of our busiest and most prolific weeks of content in years and these attention-seekers STILL left us with plenty of unassessed fashion choices. Let’s rectify that together, shall we? Like a judgmental family.
Schoolmarm wedding day in Walnut Grove.
Billy Porter in Palomo Spain
We hate fringe and we’re not entirely convinced on the elephant pants, but this is pretty fabulous.
Brooke Shields in Salvatore Ferragamo
We screamed when we got to the skirt.
This is just too weird a combination. Judge Judy from the knees up and Barbarella from the knees down.
This is okay, but we’re seeing a little of this peachy orange lately and we don’t like it.
Sleeping on the job.
We appreciate the velvet jacket, but we hate the cut of the vest.
Jon Bernthal in Dolce&Gabbana
Aside from the label, there’s nothing to argue with here. Great shoes.
LUV HUH. Do NOT LUV this wacky look. We might be convinced on the suit but the top and the shoes do nothing for it.
We wish the pants had been properly hemmed instead of cuffed, but we he looks pretty great otherwise and he almost certainly has problems getting standard mens pants in the right length.
Mahershala Ali in Louis Vuitton
Nice enough but too plain.
Mary J. Blige
Bow down to a diva.
Rita Ora in Jean-Louis Sabaji
It’s cute enough. We’re not big fans of trains with pants, but for some reason, this one doesn’t bug; maybe because it coordinates with the top.
Saweetie in Givenchy
We don’t understand what we’re looking at here.
Saweetie in Givenchy
We guess her style theme for the night was “slowly disappearing dresses” or something. That ombre-to-fringe transition isn’t working.
Shiloh Jolie Pitt, JR, Angelina Jolie, Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt
She’s doing her usual and the kids look cute. JR somehow manages to wear his signature hat and shades religiously without looking too pretentious about it. It’s a skill.
Thomasin McKenzie in Prada
BLACK SKIRT TREND! WE HATES IT, PRECIOUS!
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