Friday Leftovers for the Week of September 15th, 2019

Posted on September 20, 2019

A parade of randoms in mediocre finery, darlings! Let’s judge them! Just for shits n’ giggles!

 

 

Brad Pitt

Resting on pretty, now and forevermore.

 

 

 

Christina Aguilera in Gareth Pugh

She’s serving up ’80s pop star and we kind of dig it, but the coat’s huge on her and the boots are too heavy.

 

 

Gabrielle Union in Georges Chakra

Why Miss Gabrielle, this is almost elegant, if you can call a sequined jumpsuit such a thing. Sorry to sound surprised, but these AGT events aren’t exactly a night at the opera.

 

 

Gabrielle Union in Jenny Packham

Also digging the Studio 54 realness-serving, Miss Thing.

 

 

 

Halle Bailey and Chloe Bailey

Excuse us, but the only thing happening in these pics worth mentioning are the breast potholders. What even ARE those?

 

 

Julianne Hough

This is why we were surprised to see Gabrielle Union looking so tasteful, for what it’s worth.

 

 

Julianne Hough in Elisabetta Franchi

But to be fair, she really is well-suited to these tacky-glam ’80s styles.

 

 

 

Keke Palmer in Cinq à Sept

We usually hate tassles, but we think the shape and style of this dress is great for her. The color and textile, on the other hand, are kind of awful.

 

 

Lake Bell in Loewe

Time-traveled here directly from 1996, it would appear.

 

 

 

Liv Tyler in Stella McCartney

She looks great with the bangs, but this is a piss-poor showing for a co-starring role in a critically-buzzed movie that has you standing on a red carpet next to Ruth Negga. Step it up, elf queen.

 

 

 

Lucy Hale in Christopher Kane

She has such a knack for working these preciously cute looks.

 

 

Maisie Williams in Christopher Kane

Oof. Honey, this is all making you look a little scary and a little crazy.

 

 

 

Marsai Martin

We know the skirt is gimmicky but we can’t help it. We think it looks cute on her.

 

 

 

Sam Smith

Yikes. The suit is tight, the satin shirt looks terrible on them (and DEFINITELY needs to be buttoned up) and the boots don’t go with any of it. It all feels randomly attention-seeking.

 

 

Sharon Stone

Hmm. We think you can do better than this, Miss Sharon. Your tassels look random and those shoes are kind of hideous.

 

 

 

Tika Sumpter in Zimmermann

This is a whole hell of a lot of look, but somehow, she’s managing all of it without looking overwhelmed.

 

 

 

Tika Sumpter in Zuhair Murad

We’d go so far as to she’s got a gift for wearing looks that are either overdesigned or otherwise too much in some way. She’s the queen of extra. A ruffled white lace off-the-shoulder jumpsuit sounds like an awful thing, but she’s actually making it work.

 

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, ABC, Bravo TV]

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