Katy Perry and Orlando Bloom at the “Carnival Row” Los Angeles Premiere

Posted on August 22, 2019

We know we’re supposed to be cynical old blogger bitches about this sort of thing, but we can’t help it. We’re happy to see these two crazy kids back together and clearly in love.



We just wish it had resulted in a revitalized take on each of their personal styles. Okay, yes. That was the bitchy blogger part coming through. As we said, we’re happy for them both but we’re not happy with their bland style choices here. His suit is so generic as to not have any worth in discussing it further. His chinstrap facial hair is ten years out of style. Do better, Orly.

As for her dress, the chains feel like an overwrought attempt to give a basic prom dress some edge and the sleeve situation is clearly not something she feels like showing off. Or showing at all, considered how much and how consistently she’s hiding her left side from the cameras. We don’t love the color but it’s very trendy.

Katy, we are not-so-patiently awaiting the day when you get over the blonde anchorwoman hair. It is so very not working for you, dear.




Style Credits:
Katy Perry: Tom Ford One-shoulder Dress with Chain Detail from the Fall 2019 Collection

Styled by Jamie Mizrahi

[Photo Credit: Hahn Lionel/ABACA/INSTARimages.com, Sara De Boer/startraksphoto.com, tomford.com]

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