“Rocketman” London Premiere Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on May 21, 2019

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Darlings, the boys – and one girl – came out to celebrate their little biopic. The least we could do is judge them, yes?

Yes.

 

 

Bryce Dallas Howard in Brock Collection
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It’s middle-of-the-road Mother-of-the-Bride. There is absolutely no reason for her to be dressing like this for such a major promo tour. We realize she’s not big on the razzle-dazzle and she seems to have a dislike of the world of high fashion, going by some of her comments over the years, but choices like these are simply terrible for her. And she doesn’t even look comfortable in it.

 

 

Elton John and David Furnish in Gucci
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Kudos to their tailors, because they’re both very well-fitted. David has a knack for working pattern, but we don’t think the tie goes with the suit here. Love Sir Elton’s brooches.

 

 

Richard Madden
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Black velvet suit seems like an odd choice for late May. Even if the weather called for it, it’s not the most photogenic look in the world, seeing as how it literally sucks up light. Still, that gray streak covers a lot of style sins.

 

 

Taron Egerton in Etro
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The suit and tie both have a bit of a seventies feel to them, which strikes us as fairly appropriate. Still, it’s a surprisingly low-key look after some of his Cannes getups. We wish he’d shaved and figured out his collar situation.

 

 

 

 

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