Ooooh, girl! We feel like we should apologize for the array of mediocrities about the greet you, but then again, none of this is our fault. Now put your judgin’ pants on. You’re gonna need them.
Alia Shawkat
Alia, we try to like your quirky style, but that is a housecoat.
Allison Williams
Meh. It’s pretty and on-brand for her. Church clothes.
Carrie Underwood in Nicolas Jebran
Well that made for a scrolldown surprise. What’s with the Star Wars dress, girl?
Ethan Hawke and Noomi Rapace (in Givenchy)
He looks terrible, she is our weird fashion goddess.
Gillian Anderson in Armani Privé
It’s fine. It gets the job done.
Gus Kenworthy
Big no on the hair color, Gus.
Katy Perry in DVF
Not really into the matchy shoes and earrings but the dress is fantastic.
Kiernan Shipka
Low-key cute.
Letitia Wright in Zuhair Murad
What a gorgeous dress.
Mandy Moore
It’s a pretty awful and unworkable color, made worse by the satin finish.
Naomi Watts in Stella McCartney
We’re going to assume the camera caught her in a weird position. Otherwise, we have to assume she smuggled a small child into the venue. Anyway, the print’s too muddy. We love a good caftan but this one clearly doesn’t photograph well.
Naomi Watts
Much better. We can’t believe we like such a fussy top with a pair of formal track pants, but it works.
Sally Field
We don’t think the shawl adds much to it, but that’s a pretty dress.
Storm Reid in Missoni
Cute.
Taraji P. Henson in Off-White
Oof. We predicted this was going to happen. The pantsuit trend has reached the point where designers are just fucking with the form out of boredom.
Yara Shahidi in Tory Burch
LOVE this. The colors look great on her.
Zachary Quinto
Somebody help this tragic gay man out. He never learned about proportions.
Zoe Saldana in Rosie Assoulin
Honey, they forgot to finish building your dress.
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