Here are where the words go. The words that you are currently ignoring because omg puppies and kitties. We get it, darlings. One of them is even wearing a bow tie. You’re only huma– and we’ve lost you. You scrolled past this a full minute ago.
Amanda Seyfried in Prada
Miss Amanda, you look pretty chic, which strikes us as a waste of a good outfit because your little fella was inevitably going to pull all focus away from you. This was the one where you could’ve gotten away with sweats and house shoes, dear.
She loves you. Don’t you hurt her, Justin.
Also, we begrudgingly admit your outfit’s kind of working but that probably has more to do with the beautiful lady by your side – and front.
Emmy Rossum in Dundas
We are now deceased.
You know, if any of you stars really don’t want to hear the bitchy opinions of folks like us, just walk out holding a kitten. We won’t even notice the awful piano fringe on your skirt.
Amanda Seyfried: Prada Suit | Jimmy Choo Shoes
Styled by Elizabeth Stewart | Hair by Ben Skervin | Makeup by Genevieve Herr
Emmy Rossum: Dundas Black Dress with Fringe Detail
Styled by Thomas Carter Phillips | Hair by David von Cannon | Makeup by Carolina Gonzalez | Nails by Gina Edwards
[Photo Credit: INSTARImages]