Amber Heard and Janelle Monáe Forcibly Attempt Fun at the Giambattista Valli Fashion Show

Posted on March 05, 2019

It’s a fashion party, you guys! Everybody wear somethings stupid and dance!




Bless their hearts. You’ve gotta figure they each looked at what they had on and figured “Oh well. Better just lean into this one.” Amber’s is slightly more acceptable, if only because it’s in the recognizable shape of a dress. A dress for a bird, evidently, but still. Miss Janelle, on the other hand, is wearing a garment that removes her arms completely and gives her boobs that run from her shoulders to halfway down her thighs. Also, her boobs have hands now. But there’s also a fez, so that helps.

FASHION, darlings!




Style Credits:
Giambattista Valli Spring 2019 Couture Collection

[Photo Credit: INSTARImages,]

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