Darlings the stars came out to celebrate something or other! We don’t care, we just want to assess the looks, which ranged from generic to laughable to eye-popping. Bitchy blogger catnip, in other words! Let’s get to judgin’.
The jumpsuit’s nice enough but needs something to really sell it. We’re not convinced the gaucho hat is the thing for the job. At the very least, put on a pair of metallic pumps or something.
SERIOUSLY? You look like a ridiculous label whore with no sense of style whatsoever.
Elle Fanning in Miu Miu
This would be really pretty if it didn’t look it was made out of her own skin.
Halsey in Dsquared2
Heidi Klum in Christian Siriano
This is completely insane. WE LOVE IT.
John Legend in Paul Smith
Fabulous color, but it’s too snug and the shirt called for an undershirt.
Kacey Musgraves in David Koma
Oof. Sweetie, no. These are the devil’s proportions. This dress wants to hide your waist and your hips and turn you into a ruffled brick with boobs. Burn it.
Taylor Swift in Rosa Bloom
This is fun, sexy, and glamorous without looking remotely tryhard. Nicely done.
Zedd and Katy Perry (in Paskal)
He looks spectacular. We really like her ensemble, but it’s hard not to see the Gwen Stefani cosplay action. Girl, you need to ditch the blonde. It renders you completely generic, even when you’re wearing a really great, stylish look like this one.
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