Miss Kimmy, positively stinging from our bored reaction to her last lewk and our insistence that she never switches things up with her style, threw back the $10,000 comforter on her $500,000 bed, stood up defiantly, faced the later afternoon sun and declared with narrowed eyes and steel in her voice, “By God, I’ll shut their whore mouths. I’LL SHUT ALL THEIR WHORE MOUTHS.”
Then she turned on the fireplace, picked up a flute of Champagne from the Champagne Table and threw it in with a roar before getting to work.
Mission accomplished, girl. Our whore mouths, they are shut.
Haha. Not really. It’s fabulous, but so tight she looks like she’s in the process of being eaten by a large pink snake. Is there a metaphor in there? You decide. Also: what a terrible footwear choice. It’s like she has some sort of inability to choose shoes that aren’t hideous or just plain dumb-looking. Still, it’s nice to see her in something slightly different, even if it is yet another ridiculously tight dress.
– Thierry Mugler 1983 Python Beaded Body Hugging Dress
– Yeezy Season 5 Velvet Ankle Boots
[Photo Credit: Andrew Lipovsky/NBC, INSTARImages, 1stdibs.com – Video Credit: The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon via Youtube.com]
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