Emily Blunt and John Krasinski Are Too Cute for Their Outfits at the 2018 Savannah Film Festival

Posted on October 29, 2018

And now, America’s favorite celebrity couple*, Mr. and Mrs. Cute, try to make the not-cute look cuter than it is.

*Clear and obvious attempt to spur angry rebuttals

This is all so very not cute, Cutes.

We expect vigorous pushback on this point, but a sweater vest under a suit jacket is not some sort of universally appealing look. Not every guy can pull it off and even when a guy can, he can’t make it look fresh or modern. The best you can shoot for is avuncular and classic. We don’t think it does a thing for him here. He’s a big, muscular guy, but the lines and pale color tend to obscure that fact.

As for Miss Emily, in perhaps an apparent bid to stay at her husband’s pace, she chose a similarly un-fresh and totally musty style. Except in her case, she’s sporting what we would consider a fairly ugly dress with almost no redeeming qualities. Are we being harsh here? Or rather, is our evident harshness warranted? Because every single thing about this frock – color, textile, shape, hem length, sleeve design, neckline, bust and waist – looks awful to our eyes.

This is all honestly quite puzzling. She’s always been extremely stylish and he never had a problem hotting himself up appropriately for the red carpet. We suspect these are body doubles or something. Either that or they hit their heads recently and lost all their taste.

 

 

 

Style Credits:
Dolce & Gabbana Embellished Dress from the “Secrets & Diamonds” Collection
H. Stern Jewelry
Jimmy Choo Bag

Styled by Jessica Paster | Makeup by Mary Wiles | Hair by Sarah Potempa

[Photo Credit: INSTARImages, Courtesy of Dolce&Gabbana]

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