T Lo’s WORST Red Carpet Looks of 2014, Part 3

Posted on December 19, 2014


Onward to horribleness, darlings! If you’re coming in late, we saved a seat for you in the back, but you’ll have to catch up on parts one and two.

Hit it, no-tasters!



10. Evangeline Lilly
Worst-Dressed-List-Red-Carpet-Fashion-2014-16-11-Looks-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO__1_Evangeline Lilly signs copies of her book “The Squickerwonkers Vol 1″ at Barnes & Noble Tribeca in New York City.


“ALLO, children! It’s ya AWNTIE EVVIE end OI’M GOWING ta read a lit’l pictcha book fohr ya! Pip pip! Whot?”

You smacked ass.



9. Noomi Rapace in Emilio Pucci
Worst-Dressed-List-Red-Carpet-Fashion-2014-16-11-Looks-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO__3_Noomi Rapace at the premiere of “Automata” during 62nd San Sebastian International Film Festival in San Sebastian, Spain in Emilio Pucci.


The alien pimp has landed.

Stand back! It’s baring its teeth at us!



8. Zosia Mamet in Cynthia Rowley
Worst-Dressed-List-Red-Carpet-Fashion-2014-16-11-Looks-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO__5_Zosia Mamet attends screening of “Whiplash” in New York City in Cynthia Rowley.


It’s called “Line-Up-For-Your-Medication Chic.” It’s the absolute latest.



7. Christina Hendricks
Worst-Dressed-List-Red-Carpet-Fashion-2014-16-11-Looks-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO__7_Christina Hendricks attends Tacori event at Hyde Lounge in West Hollywood, California.


The wide-eyed stare really helps to sell that whole “head injury” thing she’s got going on here.



6. Solange in Milly (top) and Rosie Assoulin (pants)
Worst-Dressed-List-Red-Carpet-Fashion-2014-16-11-Looks-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO__9_Solange Knowles at Rimowa grand opening during Art Basel in Miami, Florida in Milly and Rosie Assoulin.


Scary, sweaty underboob lady.

If you stare at that second pic long enough, eventually you can’t help but start picking imaginary hairs out of your mouth.


[Photo Credit: Getty Images, GTRES/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES]

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