T Lo’s WORST Red Carpet Looks of 2014, Part 1

Posted on December 18, 2014

Worst-Dressed-List-Red-Carpet-Fashion-2014-20-16-Looks-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLOPinYes, darlings! It’s time for our annual tradition, when we get to reap the rewards of a hard year’s work of bitchery and judgment by telling the stars which of them fucked it up the most this year on the red carpet. We expect vigorous debate and disagreement, just so long as everyone remembers that T Lo is always right. Are we ready? Let’s go!

 

20. Jennifer Aniston in Saint Laurent

Jennifer-Aniston-Saint-Laurent-Life-Of-Crime-Movie-Premiere-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Tom-LOrenzo-Site-TLO (1)PinJennifer Aniston attends the premiere of “Life of Crime” at ArcLight Cinemas in Hollywood, California in a Saint Laurent black blazer and silver sequin mini dress paired with Saint Laurent ‘Jane’ leather chain-detail sandals.

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WHY MUST YOU VULTURES IN THE PRESS CONSTANTLY BOTHER JEN WITH YOUR PREGNANCY RUMORS?!? Where do you assholes GET this stuff?

 

19. Zoe Saldana in Louis Vuitton

Zoe-Saldana-Louis-Vuitton-Guardians-Galaxy-Movie-Premiere-Red-Carpet-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)PinZoe Saldana attends the world premiere of “Guardians of the Galaxy” at the Dolby Theatre in Hollywood, California in a Louis Vuitton top and skirt paired with Jimmy Choo sandals and Sam Lehr jewelry.

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She looks so darn pleased with herself, doesn’t she? A shame about her jockstrap.

 

18.  Rashida Jones in Lanvin

Rashida-Jones-Lanvin-Living-Beauty-Event-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)PinRashida Jones attends Lanvin And Living Beauty Host An Evening Of Fashion event in Beverly Hills, California in Lanvin.

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Say “pleated gold lamé pants” out loud, Rashida. Go ahead. We dare you.

Between this and Jen Aniston’s look, we’re starting to think the tuxedo jacket is the ladystar go-to for finishing off shitty outfits.

 

17. Kerry Washington in Prada

Kerry-Washington-Prada-2014-SAG-Awards-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-2Pin“Scandal” star Kerry Washington attends the 2014 Screen Actors Guild Awards at the Shrine Auditorium in Los Angeles, California in a Prada ensemble paired with Christian Louboutin shoes and Harry Winston jewelry.

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We question why any prego would want to wear a crop top when she’s knows she’s being photographed, but as an attention-seeking move, it probably can’t be beat. Unfortunately, with the rough and frayed edges, it just looks like she’s Hulking out of her top. And that skirt couldn’t be any less flattering.

 

16.  Marion Cotillard in Christian Dior

Marion-Cotillard-Christian-Dior-2014-CFDA-Awards-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)PinMarion Cotillard attends the 2014 CFDA fashion awards at Alice Tully Hall, Lincoln Center, New York City in a Christian Dior couture dress paired with Christian Dior pumps and Christian Dior and Chopard jewelry.

 

Marion-Cotillard-Christian-Dior-2014-CFDA-Awards-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (7)PinThe ghosts of little dead Catholic girls weep softly into Marion’s breast.

 

 

 

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