IN or OUT: Sofia Vergara in Rubin Singer at the 2014 Angel Ball

Posted on October 21, 2014

First draft of this post, before we decided to throw the decision out to you:

“We don’t know, you guys…

It’s not bad, right? Okay, it’s bad. It’s like cheap Christmas paper bad.

But it’s not, like, bad-bad.”

It was at this point that we decided it was going to have to be an opinion formed by committee, because we just can’t with this one anymore.

 

Sofia-Vergara-2014-Angel-Ball-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Rubin-Singer-Tom-Lorenzo-TLO (1)Sofia Vergara attends the 2014 Angel Ball at Cipriani Wall Street in New York City in a Rubin Singer gold and black ‘Calatrava’ strapless evening gown from the Fall 2014 Collection.

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Sofia-Vergara-2014-Angel-Ball-Red-Carpet-Fashion-Rubin-Singer-Tom-Lorenzo-TLO (3)Rubin Singer Fall 2014 Collection

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See, we’re always happy to see her get the hell away from a skin-tight mermaid silhouette, which is a well she not only returns to often, she pretty much lives there. But this fabric looks super cheap to us. And the matchy-matchy ring takes it into drag queen territory; which, to be fair, is also a place she tends to visit often. We want to encourage her for getting away from the seam-splitting silhouette she favors, but we’re having a hard time working up any applause for this look.

 

 

 

Bitter Kittens make the call:

 

IN!  You shut your whore mouths!

 

OUT! You guys are right! And you are so not that whore-y!

 

 

All the important people agreed with us that Aubrey Plaza’s cartoon dress wasn’t quite working and they all voted it OUT.

 

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