The good news is, he stopped leaning to port. The bad news is, he still can’t close his mouth or stop from doing goofy-ass things while his picture’s being taken.
Oh GOD, Eddie. Don’t adjust your tie. Jesus. That’s actually worse than finger guns. What is this, the JC Penney catalogue? Stop that shit, put your hands at your side, breathe through your nose, and face the damn cameras, son. It’s not that hard. Find another way to show off your borrowed watch. Perhaps you could point to something in the distance.
In other news, we’d really like to love this velvet suit, because we have a mitochondrial-based urge to love all velvet suits, but we’re afraid this one ain’t happening. For one, the fit’s not so hot. For another, it’s businessman blue. Why would you choose such an office-appropriate shade if you’re going to take the step of wearing a velvet suit? We’re not asking for pimp-fuchsia or anything, but that teal on the runway is nice.
Also: that hair would like seriously cute on a little baby butch hipster lesbian. Think about that, Eddie. Have a talk with your people.
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