One day, the women in Hollywood all looked at each other and said, “You know what? We’re women. We’re in Hollywood. We should all get dressed up and have a girls’ night out at that Elle magazine Women in Hollywood thingy, amirite, gals?” And thus it came to pass. More for us to judge, kittens. We made part of this paragraph up.
Hit it, women.
Alrighty, then. Someone’s not fooling around, is she? We don’t love the shape or the neckline, but at least it’s dramatic.
Cute, but that top knot turns it a little matronly.
Casper, the Mismatched Ghost.
Simple, classic; gets the job done.
We appreciate the possibly inadvertent tribute, but this is Not Your Dress, dear. And the hair and makeup didn’t help.
Credit for trying to give this look a minimalist edge, but we hate the cream top and the white shoes paired.
The shoes are hideous and the dress is juvenile.
This is pretty sharp for her.
Basic. And once again unrecognizable.
Adorable. So perfectly suited to her. Hate the shoes, though.
Sweetie, no. Let some other foolish girl try to make the blanket skirt work. You’re better than this.
Sharp. Serving up Execu-Bitch realness.
The hair? EVERYTHING.
Everything but the hair? BEST NOT MENTIONED.
Sharp dress, but that’s not her color.
That breastplate neckline really makes this dress. And she can make it work.
Good lord, we are AWASH in Calvin Klein minimalism at the moment.
This is really sharp. The shoes may be a bit much, though.
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