Jennifer Lopez in Dsquared2 at “American Idol” Photocall

PYTHON LADY IS BACK, DARLINGS!

You have no idea how happy this makes us!

PinJennifer Lopez attends “American Idol” photocall in New York City in head-to-toe Dsquared2.

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If we may repeat what we said the last time she dressed like a supervillain, “This is an outfit for threats, narrowed eyes, and wiring money to your Swiss account.”

We have to admit, it doesn’t work as well without thigh-high boots, though. The pumps are nice and all, but she looks like a stewardess on Jurassic Park Airline or something. But man, we can’t hate when a diva chucks all subtlety out the window and literally starts wearing costumes. If we could convince her to incorporate turbans and capes into her wardrobe, we’d consider ourselves purveyors of God’s work.

On more practical matters … Girl, that hair looks a little fried and that face looks a little shiny. We dig the commitment of matching your eyeshadow to everything else, but a rethink on the whole head situation would not be out of line here. Think about the turban thing we mentioned.

[Photo Credit: Getty Images, IMAXTree]

• Dsquared2
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