Chloë Moretz Style Double Shot

We’re sorry to sound like a broken record, Chloe (Chloe: “What’s a broken record?”), but girl, you dress like a 35-year-old. A chic 35-year-old, but still.

PinChloë Moretz attends AOL’s BUILD Speaker Series: “The Equalizer” in New York City in an Opening Ceremony top paired with J Brand pants and Christian Louboutin pumps.

PinOpening Ceremony Fall 2014 Collection

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This is cute and all, but geez, you’re seventeen. Keep the leather pants, put on an outrageously impractical pair of boots, ditch the rick-rack sweatshirt and slap on a designer t-shirt with some sort of offensively ostentatious message on the front. Piss us off! Make us all collectively harrumph at you. That’s your job right now.

PinChloë Moretz attends NBA 2K15 Launch Celebration in New York City in a Kenzo ensemble from the Resort 2015 Collection paired with Christian Louboutin pumps.

PinKenzo Resort 2015 Collection

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You look like a well-dressed teacher, Chloe. A TEENAGER IS NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE A WELL-DRESSED TEACHER. It takes a lot of work and imagination to look at those two batshit-crazy Kenzo runway shots and come up with something as middle-of-the-road as this.

We expect satin hotpants and a new piercing the next time we see you, young lady. This respectable and mature shit has GOT TO STOP.

[Photo Credit: Getty Images, IMAXTree, Kenzo]

• Chloë Moretz
• Christian Louboutin
• Kenzo
• Opening Ceremony
• Style Double Shot