Chloë Moretz Style Double Shot

Posted on September 25, 2014

We’re sorry to sound like a broken record, Chloe (Chloe: “What’s a broken record?”), but girl, you dress like a 35-year-old. A chic 35-year-old, but still.


Chloe-Moretz-Kenzo-Opening-Ceremony-SDSRC-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Chloë Moretz attends AOL’s BUILD Speaker Series: “The Equalizer” in New York City in an Opening Ceremony top paired with J Brand pants and Christian Louboutin pumps.

Chloe-Moretz-Kenzo-Opening-Ceremony-SDSRC-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)Opening Ceremony Fall 2014 Collection

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This is cute and all, but geez, you’re seventeen. Keep the leather pants, put on an outrageously impractical pair of boots, ditch the rick-rack sweatshirt and slap on a designer t-shirt with some sort of offensively ostentatious message on the front. Piss us off! Make us all collectively harrumph at you. That’s your job right now.




Chloe-Moretz-Kenzo-Opening-Ceremony-SDSRC-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (5)Chloë Moretz attends NBA 2K15 Launch Celebration in New York City in a Kenzo ensemble from the Resort 2015 Collection paired with Christian Louboutin pumps.

Chloe-Moretz-Kenzo-Opening-Ceremony-SDSRC-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (6)Kenzo Resort 2015 Collection

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You look like a well-dressed teacher, Chloe. A TEENAGER IS NOT SUPPOSED TO LOOK LIKE A WELL-DRESSED TEACHER. It takes a lot of work and imagination to look at those two batshit-crazy Kenzo runway shots and come up with something as middle-of-the-road as this.

We expect satin hotpants and a new piercing the next time we see you, young lady. This respectable and mature shit has GOT TO STOP.





[Photo Credit: Getty Images, IMAXTree, Kenzo]

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