Jones, Moss, Paré, and Hendricks attend “Mad Men” Los Angeles Screening

The Sterling Cooper gang got together one last time in 2014, just to give us something to talk about.  Let’s do a deep, semiotic analysis of all their outfits, just for old time’s sake.

Oh, hell. Are you kidding us? We love ourselves some Mad Style, but when we type the last period on the last sentence of the last one for the season? We do a little cheer, not gonna lie. That shit’s some work.

Anyway, let’s just bitch at their clothes.

January Jones
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Gotta say, that’s a really cute casual-chic look. We don’t love the hair, but the rest of it’s working great. Way to remind us that you’re not Betty Francis, Jan Jo. Please never stop serving bitchface at us. You are the Zen Master of Bitchface.

Elisabeth Moss
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Also cute! The shoes are fussier than we’d like, but this might be the cutest thing we’ve seen her wear all year. Casual chic seems to be the right way to go for her.

Jessica Paré
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How odd that she showed up in a Betty Francis dress.

This is just okay. She seems a little overdressed for the event and it comes off a little prissy. Of course we hate the silly putty shoes.

Christina Hendricks
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Oh dear.

We can already hear the vociferous debate that’s about to erupt over this one. Some will hate it; some will defend. Only one will make it out ALIVE.

Sorry. Got carried away. We go back and forth on this, depending on the angle. We’re surprised by how good it looks in profile, for instance. But from the front, it’s pure pajamas. And we don’t think she can handle that color at all.

[Photo Credit: Thumbs42/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES]

• Christina Hendricks
• Elisabeth Moss
• January Jones
• Jessica Pare