For God’s sake, woman. Put some effort in. You look like you put your shoes and makeup on while driving over here.
Everything in these pictures reads as “I don’t care about this project at all.” We thought Angelina was bad about resting on pretty, but this is Brad Pitt levels of not caring.
Charlize, honey. We know you hate the poledance, but actively working against it does no one any good. Not you, with your movies to promote and not us, with our claw-sharpening bitchery. Give us something to work with, sweetie. This is so dull and shapeless. We’d take a killer pair of jeans and an ironic t -shirt over this schmatta. And we don’t know who talked you into the Caroline Ingalls hair, but you should slap them, long and hard.
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