One thing that pleases us immensely about this season of Project Runway is that the LadyJudges are bringin’ it to the judging panel. That’s as it should be, don’t you think?
Let’s score them like it’s a competition. Why? We’re bitches.
T by Alexander Wang dress. Barneys NY belt. Wolford leggings.
Jimmy Choo booties. Wildlife by Heidi Klum cuffand earrings.
T by Alexander Wang One Shoulder Jersey Dress
Wow. We honestly wouldn’t have thought it possible, but someone managed to put together a look that makes Heidi Klum look awkward and harsh. The dress simply doesn’t fit her all that well – tight in the bottom and loose up top. We suspect the addition of the ginormous belt is what’s throwing the fit off, but that doesn’t explain why we can see her bra so clearly. Also, the black tights make the look bottom-heavy and her hair is absolutely atrocious.
Score: 3/10.
Givenchy dress. Christian Louboutin shoes. Loren Jewelry.
Givenchy Bicolor Stretch Cady Dress
It’s a sharp and chic little dress – and it magically went cheap and trashy the second Kardashian skin touched it.
Oh, we’re teasing. We think she’s a total attention whore and pretty much useless, but for the most part, we think she goes out looking head-turning and fierce a decent amount of the time. But hacking 6 inches off the skirt -WHEN YOU’RE GOING TO ONLY BE SHOT SITTING DOWN – was a particularly skanky thing to do and the addition of all that heavy jewelry to such a starkly simple dress reveals some pretty bad instincts.
Score: 2/10.
The only time we want to see panties on Project Runway is when a poor model is forced to wear something half-done.
Giambattista Valli Dress. Miu Miu Suede Platform Sandals.
Giambattista Fall 2011 Collection
Ahh… there it is: actual style. We don’t think the drape on the hip is the most flattering design element in the world, but the combination of the graphic print, the drape in the bodice, the addition of the belt, and the classically fierce shoes pushes this look far past the tack-o-rama sitting on either side of it.
Score: 9/10.
We would have liked to have seen some earrings, Miss Garcia.
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