2014 Entertainment Weekly Pre-Emmy Party Red Carpet Rundown

Posted on August 25, 2014

And last but not least, before we head straight into live-tweeting the Emmys red carpet (like, right this second), one final chance for the attention-deprived to grab some more attention.
 

Uzo Aduba
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Love everything but the top knot.

 

 

Anna Chlumsky in Christian Siriano Resort 2015
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WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE THAT DAMN SHOE OUTSIDE AND PUT A BULLET INTO IT PLEASE?

ENOUGH.

Super-cute dress, but the styling really lets it down.

 

 

Ashley Madekwe in Wes Gordon
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 Honestly, we don’t know what the hell she was thinking. She looks like she’s naked, with a creeping neon fungus growing on her.

 

 

Joey King
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Yikes.

Straight outta “Taxi Driver.”

 

 

Ariel Winter
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Generic.

 

 

Greer Grammer in Celeb Boutique
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MIS.

MATCHED.

YELLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!! RAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Our eyelidss will never stop twitching. Those shoes are hideous.

 

 

Jennifer Morrison in Jasper Conran
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Wow, this is actually … acceptable. Underwhelming, but acceptable.

 

 

Bellamy Young in Pamella Roland
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Generic, Part II.

 

 

Kaley Cuoco in Christian Siriano Fall 2014
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Love the colors and the shape, but we’re not sure she’s pulling off that bustline well.

 

 

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: PacificCoastNews, Getty Images]

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