Oh, how the mighty have fallen. There was a time when Charlize could put on a gold dress and have the world fall at her feet, praising her as a goddess.
Now it just looks cheap. It doesn’t help that she looks like she’s going to bust out of the back of it. Or that the hem looks like Christmas tinsel. Or that she’s wearing nude sandals with a gold metallic dress, which makes no kind of sense to us. Also, blondes have to be very careful about metallic golds, because they can look really brassy if you don’t pick the right one. She needs a warmer gold than this. More importantly, she needs a dress that doesn’t look like it’ll go up in flames if she gets too near a heat source.
It’s a sad state of affairs when Sean Penn in a banker suit and no tie is put together better than Charlize Theron. We’re sad now. Come back to us, Charlize. We’re all ready to worship you again. If we close our eyes and wish real hard, you’ll look like this again when we open them, right?
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