Liev Schreiber at the “Ray Donovan” Season 2 Premiere

Posted on July 11, 2014

You have disappointed us, Liev Schrieber.

 

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We declare this look to be lackluster. No points awarded.

You’re only being featured because you’re Liev Schrieber and the kittens have a hankering for sausage every Friday. In fact, they get downright cranky when they don’t get it. So you better shake that moneymaker, boy. Because those ladies are red hot for some boyfashion and they’re gonna tear you to shreds for letting them down.

We mean it. They’re crazy.  Get to twirling, Mister.

 

 

 

[Photo Credit: INFphoto.com, Jason Kempin/Getty Images]

    • schadenfreudelicious

      Obviously there wasn’t the usual shaggin in the limo on the way over?

    • Darcy H

      So much potential, so little effort.

      Sh*t I think that might be the title of my autobiography.

    • Glam Dixie

      Looking a little puffy and sunburned there as well, mister.

    • MilaXX

      This is about par for the course for Leiv. Functional but not stellar. The thing is he usually has Naomi Watts on his arm. When they are together the sex appeal is palpable. Minus Naomi in a sexy gown this is all we’re left with.
      BTW – are any of the BK’s watching this? I started last season and fell behind. Is it worth picking back up?

      • Vegas Girl

        I’m addicted to it, so I would say “YES!!!”

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        My sister and brother-in-law are very enthusiastic about this show.

    • marlie

      “We mean it. They’re crazy. Get to twirling, Mister.”

      I wish I could just “upvote” the whole post.

      • demidaemon

        “Twirl, bitch. Twirl.”

    • clatie

      Am I the only person who finds him charisma-free?

      • Sarah

        Nope. My bff has it BAD for him, though, and from what I know of her tastes, it’s fairly out of character. She watches the show, so maybe he’s got some mojo on there I’m aware of.

      • Imasewsure

        I’ve never seen him in anything so I am also not impressed but I think he’s supposed to be a pretty powerful actor. I just like him because of his lady (she always turns it out for us on the RC)

      • Lisalady161

        No, you aren’t. And it’s a shame, too. He had such promise.

      • http://www.ellenciompi.com/ NurseEllen

        Not at all, I am right there with you. He is a big “who the F cares?” with me.

      • Meg0GayGuys6

        I’m with you. But I think for me, it’s because even after all he’s been in, I still refer to him as Cotton Weary from Scream.

    • http://www.chifleschips.com Stefanie Argudo Mackenzie

      Looks like all you might get is an eye roll and a half assed twirl for your warning there, Uncles.

    • Danielle

      Oooh, I had high hopes for this.

    • OffToSeeHim

      For me he can pretty much just stand there. Just sayin’. Don’t make him twirl on my account.

      • ankali

        I can’t pinpoint exactly what about him is so insanely hot, but I sure don’t get tired of trying.

    • FibonacciSequins

      A light gray suit with brown shoes? No tie, showing us your chest hair? Very disappointing.

      With that short hair and scruff, all I can see is Sabretooth. Not a good red-carpet reference.

    • Janet B

      That’s a nasty looking sunburn.
      I’ll grab a drink while he gets started on the twirling.

    • SpillinTea

      Pornstache is the hotter brother. This confirms it.

    • decormaven

      The jacket fit bugs. If the casing were correct, this sausage would be more appealing.

    • smayper

      Not looking his best — but I’m very excited that the show made it to season 2! He’s so much fun to watch.

    • http://www.dogsdotcom.blogspot.com/ Plink

      Shave!

    • StrandedFashionista

      He’s thick- like guy thick. Beefy. Which is all sorts of hot. Also, he’s Shakespearean trained… which is even hotter.

      • jabes

        And then there’s that voice . . .

    • anotherkate

      Men and menswear-knowers: are belts over? Are they no longer a thing that is worn with suits? I feel like the waistbands all look so sad and unfinished when it’s just shirt-meets-pants with nothing there. Like a tuxedo without a cummerbund (or vest). Am I an old fuddy duddy about this?

    • Milos Mom

      Sunblock. The man needs a sunblock intervention NOW before it is too late.

    • Constant Reader

      One of my uncles wore essentially the same outfit to the last family wake. The uncle is over 70 if he’s a day. And kind of an asshole. Think about that, Liev.

    • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

      Irrational confession: I thought Liev was hot because he looked like this guy I thought was hot. And the guy I thought was hot turned me down and so I stopped thinking Liev was hot.

      But he might be a little bit hot, still.

      • Constant Reader

        That is not irrational at all!

      • boweryboy

        With Zachary Quinto, it’s the opposite for me. My first boyfriend was the spitting image of him and he was hot so whenever I see Quinto I think he’s hot too because he looks like my first boyfriend.

    • Beto

      i felt in love with him years ago. He exudes sexiness. But here… dunno. Did he dressed with the first thing he found in his closet? Also I have the vibe that he dressed in his limo on way to this event. But hey he’s Liev Schrieber so I still dream on f***g him.

    • boweryboy

      he’s delicious. that is all.

    • Mary Dalton

      I can see him reprising all the Richard Burton roles, beautifully. He has to be conscience-stricken, deranged, on the brink of an epiphany, and redeemed.

    • yllas

      It looks about half a size too small on him.

    • Tami from Seattle

      the grey looks great on him. the shoes are the wrong color.

    • Kate4queen

      I just looked at his face and made a kind of mewling sound so I’m obviously okay with how he looks from the neck up.

    • http://cheekypinky.wordpress.com cheekypinky

      WITFU, Schriebs.