Darlings, here is your Cathy Cambridge for the day.
It’s safe and dull and the demands of her job yaddayaddayadda. Whatever. Her bust and her hair look weird. The blandness of those shoes offends us. We’re bored and ready for a major scandal. Let’s make one up together. We heard she shot a man once.
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