Li Bingbing in Erdem at the “Transformers: Age of Extinction” Beijing Premiere

Posted on June 24, 2014

We admit, we take a bitchy sort of glee in posting Miss Bingbing’s red carpetry on this Transformers poledance.

Why?

 

Li-Bingbing-Erdem-Transformers-Beijing-Movie-Premiere-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Li Bingbing attends premiere of “Transformers: Age of Extinction” in Beijing, China in an Erdem embroidered organza jumpsuit from the Spring 2014 collection.

Li-Bingbing-Erdem-Transformers-Beijing-Movie-Premiere-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)Erdem Spring 2014 Collection

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Because she’s a total “HAHA FUCK NO” to the idea that the ladystars of the Chinese cinema are somehow more innately chic than the standard Hollywood version.  Miss Lady is TACKY-ASS. And we don’t mind saying it. She clearly has a thing for sheer paneled skirts, which is bad enough, but she’s really upped her tacky game with this sheer-panted jumpsuit.

SHEER-PANTED JUMPSUIT, people. You’ve gotta respect the commitment.

And the funny part is, from the waist up, she’s pretty much the picture of polished elegance. It’s like she’s scrolldown-trolling us.

We think we love her for it. We hope she ends this poledance wearing light-up granny panties under a sheer romper.

 

 

[Photo Credit: Lintao Zhang/Getty Images, IMAXTree]

    • Thomas

      Say no to sheer, Bingbing.

      • Alexis Wenceslao

        She is blessing the fans with her tackyass invisible glitter

    • http://armchairauthor.wordpress.com/ LesYeuxHiboux

      Your outfit suggestion sounds like something Katy Perry would wear to perform one of her barely-veiled innuendo songs. Perhaps a tune called “Honey Pot” that appears to be about the Hundred Acre Wood?

    • Danielle

      I QUIT. Call The Greater Bingbing and get some tips.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        It’s as if Li has decided that she ain’t playing the Greater Bingbing’s style game and has gone 360 degrees in the opposite directions. She is committed to the sheer bottoms, isn’t she?

        • MoHub

          180 degrees if you’re talking opposites.

          • bitchybitchybitchy

            I stand corrected-180 degrees is what I meant. Math was never my strong point

            • MoHub

              Well, I’ll admit that I fell apart mathematically right after Algebra II. I never could “get” Trigonometry, and I never progressed beyond that.

            • bitchybitchybitchy

              Algebra was the beginning of the end for me and math. Word problems were always trials. I could grasp certain geometry and trig concepts, but most left me in the dust. I had to take the late 60’s version of math for dummies for my college math requirement.

      • kirkyo

        Not a fan.

    • Janet B

      Pockets, too?
      No.

    • kathryn_dc

      o_O With her hands in the pockets, that center seam is doing her lady garden NO favors.

      • kimmeister

        And they made the poor runway model walk that way too!

        • Jennifer Bober

          …but the model looks pissed about it. :-)

          • Shawn EH

            She’s bumbed she had to wear the Bermuda shorts rather than the hotpants!

            • Jennifer Bober

              LOL!!

    • suzq

      Brava! You rock that sheer pantsuit, Li. Just don’t get your spiked heel caught in the hem. We’ll have to bill you for that repair.

      • Sarah

        She clearly has no cats.

        • mjude

          HA!

    • thecitysleeps

      OMG often designers do their work while high and then pat themselves on the back for a job well done, right?

    • Sarah

      I can’t explain why, but the fact that these are sheer PANTS and not another sheer-fronted gown somehow makes them EVEN WORSE. It’s like her legs are elaborately wrapped Japanese candies.

      • conniemd

        Plus the granny panties underneath are pinching her crotch. Just look at her inside thighs and the musculature and realize they really are close to showing her good china.

        • Sarah

          Oh, I saw it. That first shot is highly questionable in that regard.

        • littlemac8

          The organza makes it look like her thighs are melting flesh – no the look she was going for, I’d guess!

    • smh4748

      A sheer pantsuit. There are so many thought processes I’d love to follow here: the designer, who thought this was a great idea. The person who constructed the garment. The actress or stylist who thought this was a must-wear. I’m just so intrigued about how this happens at every stage of the process!

      Also, turns out wrinkly sheer material creates odd effects on one’s legs. Something to keep in mind, if any of you are ever in the market for a sheer pantsuit.

      • bitchybitchybitchy

        You know these people probably sat down early in the process in a room full of box wine and designed this after a long night of heaving imbibing.

        • Carleenml

          you mean heavy imbibingbing.

          • bitchybitchybitchy

            Well played!

    • Aidan B

      Dear God, I’ve now seen everything. A sheer. Jumpsuit. It will take time for that to sink in. Also, that model actually looks dead. I’m scared.

      • evave2

        This just does not look good The thought process behind this is completely off the wall.

    • Audrey Lee

      This is HILARIOUS. Oh man oh man. I’m definitely hoping for glowy granny panties in the future.

      • greyhoundgirl

        Right? I think she also thinks it’s hilarious and that’s why she’s wearing it.

    • NMMagpie

      I love TLO in high octane mode.

      But those pants? Just say NO.

    • Angela_the_Librarian

      Wow, I thought it was a dress until the last picture. Sheer pantsuit legs..does not compute!!!

    • kimmeister

      Her chest is too broad for that bodice. The lighting in the first and last pictures looks like it must be terrible, and yet her face still looks amazing (and the same color as her shoulders and arms).

    • marlie

      Is she contractually obligated to wear sheer skirts? Because WHY??

      ETA: What the everliving hell… those are PANTS? OK, I’m done with this one.

    • Anna

      Without Tacky Bingbing, one cannot know Elegant Bingbing.

      • stellamaris73

        Yep, in the Battle of the Bingbings, I’m afraid Fan Bingbing takes it.

        • Carleenml

          It’s definitely not a battle. A battle indicates a worthy adversary. Just no, to the Li.

    • jilly_d

      I’m gagging AND vomiting….I’m……gavomiting.

      • Kristi Mitchell

        My new favorite word!

        • jilly_d

          I have to give credit to Dr. Cox from Scrubs for that one.

    • hughman

      Name : THE Li Bingbing
      Ageless, Born in China, Resides in Brooklyn
      Occupation : Red Carpet Walker, retail
      Can I Win Project Runway? Does my pantsuit shit in the woods?

      • megawatt

        Age: 41. Seriously.

        • Constant Reader

          She’s 41? I need to know how many virgins she’s sacrificed to look that young.

        • stellamaris73

          I did a double take. We share a birth year but clearly not a pact with satan. Sigh.

        • http://redheadedwolf.wordpress.com/ Laura Renee

          And I’d have believed it if you’d said she’s 25.

    • sugarkane105

      Her choice in outfits is clearly as refined as her choice in movie roles.

    • what not

      I…How is this a garment?

    • YourBaloneyDontGotNoSecondName

      Is she the Chinese Vanessa Hudgens?

    • nannypoo

      She’s so pretty and she looks like she’d be a lot of fun. But how hard can it be to find a dress with a solid skirt?

    • FibonacciSequins

      Agree with you TLo, except I’m not a fan of breasts awkwardly bulging out the sides of the top of one’s strapless sheer-panted jumpsuit. That’s not polished or elegant.

    • frannyprof

      She’s what Bai Ling tries, but fails, to be.

      • Constant Reader

        Yes. And the fact that Bai Ling is outclassed by a sheer-panel peep dress and a sheer-panted jumpsuit really should make Bai rethink her life choices.

    • MilaXX

      Is she trying to out batshit Bai Ling? This would have been totally cute as shorts.

    • mjude

      dear god I did not realize those were pants. why bingbing why?

    • lunchcoma

      I’m hoping fashion designers everywhere see her pole dance and acknowledge that the sheer trend is over (not that it was ever under, but I’d like them to get distracted by something less hideous).

    • Imasewsure

      “We hope she ends this poledance wearing light-up granny panties under a sheer romper.” AMEN bring it trashy gurl!!

      • http://www.chifleschips.com Stefanie Argudo Mackenzie

        Or the light up coming from some major wattage something she’s got clenched in her labia a la light up whatever CeeLo Green was sporting behind clenched teeth on stage there for a bit.

    • Mr. J.

      Tragic. Disturbing.

    • Mothra

      OMG! Did she lose a bet or something?

    • Kent Roby

      That last shot KILLS me; it’s hysterically bad!

    • Gatto Nero

      And the bodice was so promising.

      • decormaven

        True! What a sorrowful scrolldown.

    • Steve Ek

      Maybe it’s an homage to the sheer pantsuit Streisand wore to accept her Oscar way back when. I remember mom being scandalised!

    • Alloy Jane

      I laughed aloud and then shouted “WHY???” I think that says it all.

    • alyce1213

      It IS in her contract.
      The top was promising, ‘though too tight, there’s underarm bulge.

    • dschubba

      TLo, I expect to see this one again at the end of the year.

    • greyhoundgirl

      Hysterical. She looks like she’s having a blast.

    • Bad Idea Jeans

      This is so insane that I kind of love it. Yes, it is tacky, but she is owning it.

    • greyhoundgirl

      I have to say–it also cracks me up that so many of you are taking it so seriously! I’m seeing it as a really funny joke.

    • Glam Dixie

      HAHA FUCK NO, was pretty much my entire response to this outfit.

    • demidaemon

      Sheer organza jumpsuit. Those three words say it all, and they are not saying anything good.

      WTF.

    • Kristi Mitchell

      Probably going to get totally skewered for this, but I actually think I’d like it had the pants fit better. Not tight, but not so ‘circus tent’ looking. It is summer after all, so a sheer flowery pants suit (that’s well fitted) could be kind of cute. Still, I’ll take this over the long sleeved heavy wintery dresses and jackets some lady stars are wearing right now.

    • JP

      Geez, yesterday with that yellow thing, I thought “what’s with the sheer panels?!” and today she does it again. With pants. OMG.

    • Tracy_Flick

      Her hair looks terrible too.

    • Sophie

      Until I saw this was a pantsuit, I thought it was a step-up from before, because at least both legs were sheer-panelled. I like symmetry on these occasions. And then I realised this is a pantsuit and I just can’t.

    • LadyVimes

      Sheer….jump….suit……sheer-PANTED…..jumpsuit. *conniption*

    • livesarah

      It is for Transformers, you said? Expecting classy would really be too much. She’s probably contractually obliged to be trashy. And girl is FIT. She has obvious muscles. I don’t mean to stereotype Asian starlets, but I find that really impressive.

    • GeoDiva

      I am laughing so hard that I am crying. I have never seen anything so ridiculous! Sheer jumpsuit?!?!?!? This has to be on your Bottom 10 List.

    • Yoshio

      If there was any doubt, she is definitely having us on…each look is progressively more outrageous than the last. How long does this pole dance go on? I can hardly wait!

    • snarkykitten

      Dear god why

    • http://www.bertkeeter.com Bert Keeter

      How does she P in that thing?

    • quiltrx

      HOLY SHIT THERE’S THE UGLY FUCKING SHEER FRONT AGAIN. What is WRONG with this woman?
      But, you know…I have to give her a tiny bit of props here. She distracted me from what a defective idiot of a director Michael Bay is, for about 3 seconds.

    • TigerLaverada

      This outfit made me laugh out loud. It’s rare that clothes can cause that much merriment. Well done, Erdem and Li Bingbing! Your legs look like they’re melting.

    • Fuchsiaforever

      Excuse me but what idea is that you are talking about? Chinese stars being more chic than Hollywood stars….? Never heard of that!

    • Fuchsiaforever

      Can’t wait for her next fucked up tacky ass look!!!

    • Tanya Wade

      I love this crazy bitch. That is all.

    • boweryboy

      Sooo…is this her thing? Sheer madness?

      First I recoiled when I scrolled down. Then I had to step away from my computer when I realized it was a jumpsuit! The hell?

      I have to admit she’s piqued my interest. I can’t wait to see what she wears next. I suppose if everyone thinks you’re Fan Bingbing you’ve gotta do something to set yourself apart. She’s succeeding in spades.

    • mmebam

      Fuck it. I love it.

    • d4divine

      Initially I was amused, but when I realized she was wearing pants…I was horrified and amused.
      P.S. Don’t tell Miss Thing she is not the crown diva. Lol

    • MoHub

      What is wrong with this woman? Maybe she needs to make an appointment with her ophthalmologist.

    • RescueMe23

      I sense a theme to her RC looks…all sheer panels for the last 3 I believe.

    • Laura Livingston

      She is totally screwing with us…right?

    • fursa_saida

      I feel like I’m hallucinating. This can’t exist. It CAN’T.

    • ktr33

      The bodice is beautiful. And then you weep.

    • https://plus.google.com/+FrankLithiumz/posts Frank Lithium

      All that effort… wasted.

    • AnneElliot

      I truly wish I could unsee this. Enough with the tacky sheer “fashions,” designers!! It’s truly awful. And I agree with TLo, it’s like they’re just messing with us — the top is really pretty and then, scrolldown fug.

    • Bradio311

      Please let “scroll troll” become a thing!