We admit, we take a bitchy sort of glee in posting Miss Bingbing’s red carpetry on this Transformers poledance.
Because she’s a total “HAHA FUCK NO” to the idea that the ladystars of the Chinese cinema are somehow more innately chic than the standard Hollywood version. Miss Lady is TACKY-ASS. And we don’t mind saying it. She clearly has a thing for sheer paneled skirts, which is bad enough, but she’s really upped her tacky game with this sheer-panted jumpsuit.
SHEER-PANTED JUMPSUIT, people. You’ve gotta respect the commitment.
And the funny part is, from the waist up, she’s pretty much the picture of polished elegance. It’s like she’s scrolldown-trolling us.
We think we love her for it. We hope she ends this poledance wearing light-up granny panties under a sheer romper.
[Photo Credit: Lintao Zhang/Getty Images, IMAXTree]
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