We feel like Hugh and Claire are judging us through their little smirks. We feel like we might love them a little for that; like we’d all walk up to each other and politely insult each other through our smiles. A veritable festival of backhanded bitchery. Pro tip: If you’re at a party, find the most judgmental-looking couple in the room and bond over your unasked-for opinions. And if you don’t know what the most judgmental couple in the room looks like, here’s a visual aide.
“Hi! I’m Claire and this is my husband Hugh! We feel like you two make a terrible match!”
“Hi! I’m Hugh and this is my wife Claire. We can’t believe you left the house looking like that!”
“Hi, I’m Claire! You look like a bad mother! Isn’t that right, Hugh? HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
We think we love them. That might just be the fear talking, though. Besides, we think her shoes look cheap and he looks kinda douchey from mid-chest up. But we’re smiling while we say it.
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