Dita Von Teese in Blumarine in LAX/Nice

Posted on May 22, 2014

Dita does not travel like regular people do. This is how Dita travels:

 

Dita-Von-Teese-Blumarine-LAX-Nice-GOTS-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (1)Dita Von Teese catches a flight out of LAX and arrives in Nice, France in a Blumarine skirt accessorized with a Dolce&Gabbana bag and Dita Von Teese eyewear.

Dita-Von-Teese-Blumarine-LAX-Nice-GOTS-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO (2)Blumarine Spring 2014 Collection

Dita-Von-Teese-Blumarine-LAX-Nice-GOTS-Tom-Lorenzo-Site-TLO-(7)Dolce&Gabbana Spring 2012 Collection

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She’s shaming us all.

Granted, the idea of wearing a sheer anything on an airplane strikes us pretty ludicrous, but still. Practicality is not what Miss Dita is here for. Fabulosity is the only thing on the menu. Peasants and philistines need not apply.

But seriously, girl; sit on your coat. We don’t care if it is first class; you don’t know what happened the last time someone sat in your seat. Then again, we wouldn’t be a bit surprised if that picnic basket of a bag held an industrial strength can of Lysol for just that reason. Miss Dita gives the impression that she comes prepared for all eventualities.

Oh, and girl? LOVE the bitchglasses. Fierce as shit.

 

[Photo Credit: BJJ/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES, IMAXTRee, dolcegabbana.com]

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