Pairs Division: Hathaway and Sturgess

Posted on August 09, 2011

A rom-com with two skinny, attractive white people? It’s CRAZY! It’ll never fly. What risk-taking on Hollywood’s part.

Anne Hathaway and Jim Sturgess attend the ‘One Day’ premiere in New York City. Anne Hathaway wears an Alexander McQueen dress paired with clutch and heels by Christian Louboutin.

Alexander McQueen Resort 2012 Collection/Model: Josefien Rodermans

Oh, we’re just bitchycranky. We’re just not the rom-com types. Watching attractive people pretend to fall in love is just boring as hell to us. Besides, we get tired of straight people constantly shoving their straightness down our throats. We don’t judge, but you guys should really keep that stuff in the bedroom where it belongs.

Actually, we do judge, but only the clothes.

SHE: Looks adorable, of course. It’s a bit “Magic Christmas Barbie” what with the touches of glitter everywhere. We won’t bitch about the overwhelming matchiness because it’s pretty difficult to introduce a color to a black and metallic gold combo. Besides, those stylist bitches are wearing us down. We will never succumb on the nude shoes issue, and we’ll still bitch about matchy Barbie shoes, but we find ourselves lacking the energy to get worked up over it. You starlets want to look like you popped your shoes out of a plastic mold, be our guests.

Anyway, super-cute dress that suits and fits her to a T, with really cute shoes. Can’t really bitch about anything here. This is how you show up for your rom-com premiere. Score: 9/10. Hey, we said we’re not gonna fight on the matchy business, but that doesn’t mean we can’t take a point off, does it?

HE: Also looks adorable. We hate when men shoot for adorable but given his looks, “rugged” wasn’t on the menu. It’s really not much of a look, though. If you’re going to eschew the tie, now’s your chance to wear either an interesting shirt or an interesting suit. He chose neither; white shirt, banker’s suit. Add too-long pants and a collapsed shirt collar to the mix and we move away from thinking it’s adorable to thinking it’s annoyingly effort-free. Male stars: we don’t mind the tieless look, but most of you simply can’t make it look crisp and picture-ready. Stick with the ties. It’s just easier for you poor addlepated things. Score: 6.5/10. We’re not feeling charitable at the moment.

Combined score: 7.75/10. That seems about right. They both look cute, but neither of them did anything interesting with their looks.

[Photo by Larry Busacca/Getty Images, style.com]

    • Anonymous

      Why couldn’t they send her some shoes that fit? These have a gap at the heel, and too much toe cleavage in the front.

      • Susan Crawford

        The toe cleavage WAS excessive, but I was more concerned about the heel gap. How could she walk safely, I wondered? How many times did Anne step right out of those fierce shoes?

        • Anonymous

          It’s amazing how many women on the red carpet seem to wear shoes with a huge gap at the heel. How can they not fall down? She looks great though; he’s a snooze.

          • Anonymous

            I suspect that shoes come too narrow so they go up a couple of sizes. Especially with no hosiery I know I would take too big over too tight in a hot minute. 

          • Anonymous

            I can answer this general query! See, when she put the damn things on, they fit with no gap. But as you’re walking around in very high heels, gravity rears its ugly head and your feet slide forward; you start to notice that your smaller toes are hurting a bit more than before, or they might even be falling asleep. Your feet just aren’t situated right in these torture devices anymore, and the pressure shifts make them even shittier to wear. As far as I’ve seen a lot of women don’t have the ability to notice this in time and subtly shift, especially for photos–look at those blisters in the shoe closeup! OW! The solution is to just be conscious of the feet at the end of one’s own fucking legs, which seems to be a big production for a lot of people, and to shift your feet back before it becomes a problem (and especially before photographers notice you). 

    • Anonymous

      Love her look and the glitter shoes were an improvement, IMO, from what the model is wearing, at least for this event.

      Him, eh, needs to put more effort in. Why wear a three piece suit if you’re not going to do the work to make it look good,

      I think this might be the movie dh will have to sit through in return for my doing the cowboys & aliens thing. Want to know if Ms. Annie can do a accent.

      srq

    • Anonymous

      Love her look and the glitter shoes were an improvement, IMO, from what the model is wearing, at least for this event.

      Him, eh, needs to put more effort in. Why wear a three piece suit if you’re not going to do the work to make it look good,

      I think this might be the movie dh will have to sit through in return for my doing the cowboys & aliens thing. Want to know if Ms. Annie can do a accent.

      srq

    • Anonymous

      Love that McQueen dress, it does look fab on her.  I have no quibbles with clutch or shoes.  As you stated, it is very iffy to introduce another element here.  I do, however, have an issue with the fit on the shoes.  Really stylists, how hard is it to ask for the correct size of shoe?  You could hide a pack of Twizzlers into the theater in those gaping heels.

      Great suit on him, he should have done a statement tie.

      And does her hair seem a tad “heavy” here?  Maybe the color job is a little overdone?

      • Anonymous

        Her hair is, from what I can figure out, both overdone and underdone. By which I mean it’s looking overprocessed and in need of a retouch, perhaps even a color correction. She also needs a trim.

        The too-big shoes have become a pet peeve of mine. They look bad and they’re dangerous, especially if they also have a high, skinny heel. I’m surprised there aren’t more huge-shoes-on-the-red-carpet related injuries.

        All that said, she looks fabulous, because of course she does. She seldom makes a misstep.

        Jim Sturgess is not Jon Hamm. Therefore, he needs a shave and a tie. At least a shave. In theory, I’m not averse to the unshaven, but it’s become a thing among the young men in Hollywood, and it’s getting really tired. I actually don’t care much about the tie, but, as TLo said, there should be something interesting going on. Unfortunately, there isn’t.

        • Anonymous

          Seriously. It’s actually possible to break your foot if you roll it the right way off a too-high heel. 

          *cough* Um, not that I would know.

    • Anonymous

      Love that McQueen dress, it does look fab on her.  I have no quibbles with clutch or shoes.  As you stated, it is very iffy to introduce another element here.  I do, however, have an issue with the fit on the shoes.  Really stylists, how hard is it to ask for the correct size of shoe?  You could hide a pack of Twizzlers into the theater in those gaping heels.

      Great suit on him, he should have done a statement tie.

      And does her hair seem a tad “heavy” here?  Maybe the color job is a little overdone?

    • Anonymous

      wow. she looks skinnier than the model. 

      • http://pleasewelcomeyourjudges.com/ Brian @ PWYJudges

        I agree… she’s is sooooo teeny tiny. Looks like the slightest gust of wind would snap her in half and carry her away.

    • Anonymous

      wow. she looks skinnier than the model. 

    • Anonymous

      She looks great, as usual. I mean, how often has she not looked good? Really. He looks fine, if not a wee bit disheveled. Like the suit, but wish he’d worn a tie. Your scores are pretty on target.

    • http://twitter.com/bredalot Breda Smith

      NOTE: This is not a romantic comedy. It looks like one, but it’s really, really not. Caveat emptor.

      She’d look less Christmassy, I think, if she weren’t standing on a red carpet, but that can’t be helped. I like it. Fantastic dress. He is not as super-cute here as I always think of him as being – I think that’s just a terrible haircut – but God help me, I love a three-piece suit.

      • Christine Campbell

        “NOTE: This is not a romantic comedy. It looks like one, but it’s really, really not. Caveat emptor.”

        Yes.  I am really looking forward to seeing what they’ve done with it.  Did you see the poster?  LOVE.  Also love the dress, although I cannot help but wonder why stars always look like they are floating out of their shoes.  He looks ok – better than most guys pull off, although I agree that his hair looks like it’s been hacked off.

        • http://twitter.com/bredalot Breda Smith

          I ADORE the poster. I already have the book, but I kind of want to buy the tie-in copy just because that photo is so striking and gorgeous!

      • http://twitter.com/hamsteaky Maria Smith

        Breda, you must have read the book too! You are correct…NOT a Rom Com. I hope it’s not marketed as one

      • bookish

        I read that book on the recommendation of a friend, thinking it would be a fun little romance. I felt depressed through pretty much the whole thing.

      • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

        Yes, that hair is BAD.

      • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

        Yes, that hair is BAD.

      • Anonymous

        indeed, those who have read the book know it’s most assuredly not a “rom-com”…i am curious to see how Ms Hathaway does with a British accent…oh and her shoes don’t fit…:)

        • Christine Campbell

          Atrocious, apparently…see link to the Guardian article I posted above.

          • Anonymous

            oh my, two hours of that accent may prove to be excruciating……

        • http://twitter.com/bredalot Breda Smith

          I’d have liked Anne Hathaway in the part if the character were American. Unfortunately, her accent is pretty terrible. The Fug Girls suggested Carey Mulligan, and I’d have been ALL OVER that.

          • Anonymous

            agreed, Carey Mulligan would have been perfect, the right mix of quirky and lovely, and no mauling of the accent…

      • Anonymous

        indeed, those who have read the book know it’s most assuredly not a “rom-com”…i am curious to see how Ms Hathaway does with a British accent…oh and her shoes don’t fit…:)

      • Anonymous

        This. If a book that made me cry like a baby gets turned into a romcom, then something very very very bad happened in the screen writing process. Anne was all wrong for the part but I’ll still see it. I’ve been steeling myself for her no doubt horrible accent.

        She looks adorable but the shoes, my God the shoes! My mom would slap me upside the head for wearing shoes that are too big for me in public.

        • http://twitter.com/bredalot Breda Smith

          Apparently David Nicholls himself wrote the screenplay, so it should be pretty good! I keep wishing that Carey Mulligan had been cast instead, as the Fug Girls suggested. She would’ve been perfect. And Jim Sturgess is pretty fantastic casting, so I’m sad that Anne Hathaway and her terrible fake accent will take away from that.

          • Anonymous

            Jim Sturgess is perfect for Dexter, he’s got the right amount of adorableness for young Dexter. I’m also looking forward to Patricia Clarkson as Dexter’s mother, I’m hopeful she might be able to pull off the accent.

      • Anonymous

        Exactly what I was going to say. This book was AWESOME, and I love Jim and Ann, so I have high hopes.

        I’m sure they’ll be crushed soon.

    • Annie Leung

      I love them both (in style and in film), so no squabbles from me. I really love the dress and the shoes but the clutch gets a little less love.

    • http://profiles.google.com/thisiscelia Celia

      She looks great, the dress fits her to a tee, but is it so hard to switch up the clutch? How about a tortoiseshell clutch or a jewelled box clutch, or a pochette with tassels? He’s not bad, but could use a haircut and/or shave.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1344922354 Eric Scheirer Stott

      What do these guys have against neckties?

    • Anonymous

      I feel your bitchy this am.  My first thought was that it was generous to call him attractive (generic was my first thought – not unattractive, but not anything, really.) 

       My second question was whether it is possible for a dress to make someone look too thin.  Barbie is a good metaphor, since her waist looks non-existant.  (Caveat – I am actually a fan of Anne Hathaway’s, and she looks stunning for someone who has a dress that is giving them a Barbie waist.)

    • Scott Hester-Johnson

      Agree with Breda Smith, if they adhere even a smidge to the (awesome) book, this is most definately NOT a Rom-Com. Crap marketing strikes again.

      Meanwhile, get that A-List New York post up pronto! (

      BTW, will Standard & Poors downgrade their A-List rating?

      • Christine Campbell

        There’s a story in the UK Guardian today that extrapolates the movie for us based on the trailer, including Anne’s lovely attempt at a British accent.  It’s pretty hilarious…(WARNING:  SPOILERS FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN’T READ THE BOOK):

        http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/filmblog/2011/may/04/one-day-anne-hathaway-trailer-spoilers

        • Anonymous

          Bahahaha, that is brilliant! 

          Bys the by, there are two versions of the trailer: a US version with a sappy voiceover that details the movie from start to almost finish and a UK version which is less sappy and not quite so spoilerish. Both, however, show that Anne Hathaway’s accent is painfully bad.

          • Anonymous

            Love the article! I saw the trailer at the movies the other day and honestly, there’s no need to watch the film because there it all is in a nutshell. And two hours of Hathaway’s British accent would drive me nuts.

        • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

          Anne’s accent is atrocious. I’m sure the book is better.

    • http://twitter.com/foodhussy foodhussy

      she looks really cute – he’s not cute at all…blech

    • http://aintbaroque.wordpress.com/ Ain’t Baroque

      Not a Hathaway fan but I have to love this.

      Also — LOL on the keeping it in the bedroom comment. I counsel this for all gender combinations! :D

    • MilaXX

      I think she looks cute, but that scores is a bit high considering there is no risk with this outfit. Her shoes while nice are too big and that bugs. I’d give her am 8/10

      He looks okay and at least seemed to put in some effort unlike so many male stars. The pants are too long and the shirt collar could be crisper, but it’s a good effort. 7/10
       Oddly the combined score is still 7.5/10

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2B6U4UNVYIV5DLEG6Z24ALYOC4 Dan Alexander

      Her hair looks nasty and that fake British accent is just down right dumb! Just cuz you are skinny doesn’t mean you are healthy! Stop shoving skinny toothpick thin models as the ideal woman! Woman with curves are the deal!

    • http://twitter.com/wednesdaydreams Natalie

      it’s not a rom-com actually, i hear the story is pretty devastating and realistic

      • Anonymous

        I cried and I cried and I cried when I read it. And I was on a train when I finished it. It wasn’t a very good look for me.

    • Anonymous

      She is gorgeous, and he is so handsome. My only issue with him is his posture (but that’s not a fashion issue!).  Stand up straight, boy!

    • Anonymous

      Sure she looks like Christmas Barbie (the one you always wanted but never got). If it wasn’t for those way too big shoes that would fall off and get lost under the bed, she would be perfect. Not daring. But almost perfect.

    • Anonymous

      Love the dress and she looks amazing in it. The shoes don’t seem to be the right size though. 9/10

      He needs to button the shirt, wear a tie and fire his hair sylist. I’d still give him a 7.5/10

    • http://twitter.com/lauralexis Laura

      She looks boring, boring, more boring, cute shoes but they don’t fit. The dress fits, but I actually kind of hate it; the drop waist looks lazy and black and gold is so tacky. Can’t say I’m a fan of hers, but she usually does it so much better.

      I think he should have worn a tie, or a pink or yellow shirt, but don’t find him nearly as offensive as her.

    • Anonymous

      Thoughts on her hair, TLo? That awful part? Don’t leave us hanging. I’m a big mehhhhhhhh. Air-drying and red carpets don’t mix

    • http://twitter.com/hamsteaky Maria Smith

      Jeez those shoes look as if they hurt! Can barely look at the close up without wincing

    • Anonymous

      I once owned a suit similar to that.

      I burned it.

    • Anonymous

      Her: I’d take the point off for the shoes being too big but my goodness she looks so fragile but still really really good as she typcially does.

      Him: Looks plain

    • Anonymous

      I don’t do  ROM-COM’s either. I love her shoes even though hey look like they are torturing her feet.  I saw them in a store with my four year old daughter and she begged me to buy them.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Austen-Jane/100002245814326 Austen Jane

       I am kind of surprised you didn’t mention her need for a hairbrush. Otherwise I think she looks good, if a bit off season.

      I am not even going to bother commenting on whats-his-name.

    • Anonymous

      Oh my her waist is tiny.  How do these people walk without their shoes coming off at the heels in these too long pumps.

      I like his suit but the shirt looks messy and too plain w/o a tie

    • Anonymous

      Oh my her waist is tiny.  How do these people walk without their shoes coming off at the heels in these too long pumps.

      I like his suit but the shirt looks messy and too plain w/o a tie

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

      Take off another point for her hair.

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

      Take off another point for her hair.

    • Anonymous

      I may be the only one, but I don’t like the shoes.  My preference would be for black.

    • Anonymous

      I may be the only one, but I don’t like the shoes.  My preference would be for black.

      • http://profiles.google.com/mmara00 M M

        I actually like the shoes, but agree with you on this look, black shoes do look better as can be seen on the model.

    • Anonymous

      Oh, my god, she’s got a bunion. Off with her foot!

    • http://profiles.google.com/misslauraschultz Laura Schultz

      I don’t think they’re that matchy, actually. If they had been the darker gold, it would have looked too matchy because the overall impression of the gold on the dress is of the darker gold.  The lighter shade works. 

    • http://profiles.google.com/laura.jane.ogorman Laura O’Gorman

      Dear god, someone feed her.

      • Anonymous

        She should have eaten some Yorkshire pudding while working on her accent. 

    • Anonymous

      K, I have to defend the film because it’s not really your traditional rom-com. I mean, it is romantic and it will have comedic elements but  (fingers and toes crossed!) it won’t be your typical bland Kate Hudson / Katherine Heigl / [insert generic actress here] suck-fest. I’m presuming they’re going the way of the book, which I LOVE, so the film better not mess it up!

      As for the outfits, I wish they’d jhuzzed up her hair a little more but apart from that she looks nice. Him, well he’s a little ride so I’m willing to ignore the way his pants bunch up so weirdly at the hem. Cutie McHotterson. 

    • Anonymous

      I think the dress is very pretty, but more New Year’s Eve than summertime red carpet. I would also take more points off for those ginormous shoes. They just look plain silly and little girl dress-up.  I saw a trailer for this film and her attempt at a British accent made my teenager and I cringe. It does not suit her at all. 

    • http://twitter.com/LianaBrooks Liana Brooks

      Oh, poor T and Lo! You sound miserable. Here, have some cookies and a new fashion editorial to steady your nerves.

      Her – I really hate it when girls without try to stuff their dress and fake it in a dress that was meant for cleavage. Someone needs to take her out for burgers and milkshakes, and then show shopping because MeeMaw wants her sparkle shoes from 1973 back. And her hair? TLo did you see the mess that is her hair? 6/10

      Him- Goofy looks like he’s all dressed up for junior prom, and his date is his sister. He borrowed his big brother’s outfit that he wears as an intern at the law firm of Cranky and Wench.  Hands in his pockets, no tie, no belt… The Queens were being generous on this one. 4/10.

      Combined score: 5/10… not good enough. If this showing is an indicator of how good the movie is I think I’ll keep my money and stay home.

      • Anonymous

        How is this dress meant for cleavage?  It’s cut high and straight across.

    • http://postsomethingcreative.blogspot.com Nicole

      Doesn’t Anne Hathaway look a lot thinner than she used to?

    • Anonymous

      Can’t any starlet find shoes that actually fit her? What’s with the huge gaps behind the heels in so many red carpet photos?

    • Anonymous

      Can’t any starlet find shoes that actually fit her? What’s with the huge gaps behind the heels in so many red carpet photos?

    • Judy_J

      I thought the shoes were cute until I saw the close-up.  They’ve got to be at least one size too big.  I’m sure they were flopping when she walked.  And he just looks disheveled, and not in a good way.

    • Judy_J

      I thought the shoes were cute until I saw the close-up.  They’ve got to be at least one size too big.  I’m sure they were flopping when she walked.  And he just looks disheveled, and not in a good way.

    • Anonymous

      Actually, ‘One Day’ is a really great book with a very touching story so I have high hopes for this film. It’s not your typical rom-com, trust me. Or hell, maybe it is, I just enjoyed the story very, very much.

      Love her shoes. I don’t think the matchyness is too terrible as long as there’s sparkles!

    • Anonymous

      To me, generally the overly large shoe problem comes down to the fact that no one wears hose nowadays. Get off my lawn!
      With hose, you can fit your shoe correctly and not have to cut the shoe off to remove it. Without? Sweaty mess. Ugh.
      I said Generally. This time? Too honking big! Way too big. But her look is great and so is his if you ignore the hem. And the collar.

    • Anonymous

      That bracelet rocks my world.

    • Patricia Biswanger

      Agree that matching shoes and bag are the only option here, but wonder why her shoes are so big?  Couldn’t they have loaned her/paid her to wear shoes that fit right?  (I still haven’t recovered from the revelation that she was paid enormous sums of money to wear certain dresses and jewelry to the Academy Awards.)

      He just looks like a mess.

      And I am sooooooooo with you on the rom-coms.  Boring, predictable, ick.

      • Anonymous

        I think there are two aspects to the general too-large shoe problem: first – in order to walk in a heel that high and a pointy toe,  the shoe has to be a little big so that your foot doesn’t slide all the way down. This is also what leads to toe cleavage. Secondly – since these shoes are probably on loan (I think) they are probably a ‘sample’ size. And you can’t ‘alter’ a shoe. You can see this sometimes on shows with models where the shoes are either too big or too small. They just have to make do. Maybe the samples are just too big for Annie and others….I don’t think these people are particularly tall and probably don’t have big feet…..

    • http://profiles.google.com/awilsongirl Amy Wilson

      If nothing else, I have learned from my fellow Bitter Kittens that this movie is apparently based on a good book which means that I now have another book suggestion to read. Just from the trailers on the tv, I assumed that the worst is going to happen in the end so maybe I’ll be wrong?

      To the fashion, I think Anne Hathaway is adorable but her hair is driving me nuts and I’m not sure if I am a fan of such heavy eyeliner. It makes her eyes look droopy. But I love the dress even if it doesn’t scream ‘summer premiere’ to me. I would like the shoes more if they fit- how the hell do you walk in shoes that are that much too big?

      He just looks sloppy.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_R5AEYCZ4KHBGWIKJ2FCRD2D4WY Esme Cuckoo

      He looks like a lesbian.

    • Anonymous

      Her shoes look painful, beautiful but painful.

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.parker Sara Parker

      I just want to yell at him to stand up straight.  I think posing should also be factored into the equation!

    • Alina Badus

      The shoes are NOT cute if they are the wrong size. Seriously, you’d think her stylist knows her shoe size by now! How does she walk? Does she walk?

    • Alina Badus

      The shoes are NOT cute if they are the wrong size. Seriously, you’d think her stylist knows her shoe size by now! How does she walk? Does she walk?

    • Anonymous

      TLo, You MUST read ‘One Day’.  It’s very witty and very poignant.  I’m British and went to university and lived in London through the time span of the book and it’s as if the characters in it were based on friends of mine. I know them all.

      I am DEVASTATED by the casting of Anne Hathaway.  She is as wrong as it gets even before the accent is taken into consideration.  And believe me from the trailer that accent is HORRIBLE, wandering all over the North Atlantic within a single sentence. Such a shame as it looks like the casting of Dexter is perfect and it would have been so fabulous with either Carey Mulligan or Emma Watson.  I has a big sad. As for outfit. It’s far too Christmassy and I’m sorry but shoes like that are a feminist issue.  Poor girl must have been in AGONY. (By the way, Bitter Kittens would LOVE English journalist Caitlin Moran’s hilarious book on feminism ‘How to be a Woman”.)

    • Anonymous

      TLo, You MUST read ‘One Day’.  It’s very witty and very poignant.  I’m British and went to university and lived in London through the time span of the book and it’s as if the characters in it were based on friends of mine. I know them all.

      I am DEVASTATED by the casting of Anne Hathaway.  She is as wrong as it gets even before the accent is taken into consideration.  And believe me from the trailer that accent is HORRIBLE, wandering all over the North Atlantic within a single sentence. Such a shame as it looks like the casting of Dexter is perfect and it would have been so fabulous with either Carey Mulligan or Emma Watson.  I has a big sad. As for outfit. It’s far too Christmassy and I’m sorry but shoes like that are a feminist issue.  Poor girl must have been in AGONY. (By the way, Bitter Kittens would LOVE English journalist Caitlin Moran’s hilarious book on feminism ‘How to be a Woman”.)

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1077090078 Megan Sullivan

      She looks thinner than usual, but it might just be the dress. I love them both and they both look adorable.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kelsey-Albrecht/100001647200441 Kelsey Albrecht

      Who in this post is supposed to be the attractive one?

    • Anonymous

      I love the dress but the elongated waist doesn’t flatter her at all.  Actually, it doesn’t flatter the model either.  So maybe the dress isn’t so great.  On a hanger I’m sure it would look fine; on an actual human, not so much. 

      I recently discovered that celebs borrow shoes as well as dresses and jewelry for the red carpet.  That’s why the shoes are almost always too big.   Can’t these bitches buy their own shoes?   Seriously.

      I like Jim Sturgess but he looks terrible here.  The horrible posture, scruffy beard and terrible haircut do him in.  He’s okay from the next down – not interesting or exciting, just okay.

    • Anonymous

      I love the dress but the elongated waist doesn’t flatter her at all.  Actually, it doesn’t flatter the model either.  So maybe the dress isn’t so great.  On a hanger I’m sure it would look fine; on an actual human, not so much. 

      I recently discovered that celebs borrow shoes as well as dresses and jewelry for the red carpet.  That’s why the shoes are almost always too big.   Can’t these bitches buy their own shoes?   Seriously.

      I like Jim Sturgess but he looks terrible here.  The horrible posture, scruffy beard and terrible haircut do him in.  He’s okay from the next down – not interesting or exciting, just okay.

    • http://profiles.google.com/mmara00 M M

      that gray suit clashes with her very-evening look

    • http://profiles.google.com/mmara00 M M

      that gray suit clashes with her very-evening look

    • BuffaloBarbara

      She needs to rethink the shoes she’s been wearing; they appear to be damaging her feet.

    • Anonymous

      Did he sleep in those pants?  And why is the bottom button of the vest undone?  Ugh.

      She looks fine.  The dress is pretty, she looks good, but she’s not wowing me.  Her feet make my feet hurt.  Those blisters!!!

    • Anonymous

      Did he sleep in those pants?  And why is the bottom button of the vest undone?  Ugh.

      She looks fine.  The dress is pretty, she looks good, but she’s not wowing me.  Her feet make my feet hurt.  Those blisters!!!

    • Anonymous

      THey both look fin except for her shoes. Why are all these ladies wearing huge shoes?

    • Anonymous

      THey both look fin except for her shoes. Why are all these ladies wearing huge shoes?

    • Amanda in Austin

      100 points for use of the word “addlepated.”

    • Amanda in Austin

      100 points for use of the word “addlepated.”

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Catherine-Rhodes/602850414 Catherine Rhodes

      I like the black t-straps on the runway better than the glittery pointed pumps.

      Are there gay rom-coms? Should be.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Catherine-Rhodes/602850414 Catherine Rhodes

      I like the black t-straps on the runway better than the glittery pointed pumps.

      Are there gay rom-coms? Should be.

    • foodycat

      I would have taken a point off for her hair too.

    • Anonymous

      I won’t quibble on your total points scores, T Lo.  He looks kind of adorable but too -ahem – young for a rom com with Ms. Hathaway, if you know what I’m really saying here.  Plus he is wearing what has rapidly become a peeve of immense proportions, a three-piece suit.  I hate that they’re back.

      But at least putty pumps weren’t on display.

    • Anonymous

      She looks great, but not perfect: 9/10
      He’s better than you scored him, IMO. 7.5/10 for the various sloppiness.

      Overall: 8.25

    • Mary McClelland

      I hate her. ANd I hate that look, because it’s on her.  Yes – I’m bitchy, I’m biases, and I’m ok with that.

    • Anonymous

      Those shoes are TODIEFOR! I love them.

      Anywho, isn’t One Day a sad movie? I never read the book but I swear I heard weepy things.

    • http://twitter.com/Littlegrr Mary Nau

      Those shoes are perfect with that great dress.  She (or her stylist) could not have made a better choice.  The touch of red was just right.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6LN3YDEEKSR6XINKBYKN72NB74 Elaine

      Ew. she looks like a noodley rich bridesmaid. does not COMPARE to Cristina Ricci today. For shame!

    • Anonymous

      are you crazy, she looks awful in that, she can look amazing and well proportioned in almost anything so why praise a dress that really isn’t that cute or interesting and makes her torso look ten feet long, especially in that first pic. the whole outfit, especially shoes make her look too long and thin, like the picture was taken in one of those fun house mirrors

    • http://vhanna26.typepad.com Vera

      I hate rom-coms too. Like I want to sit for 90 minutes watching two of most attractive people in the room dither and haw about hooking up–NOT.  Make like Nike and Just Do It, kids. And I’m a pretty straight gal as far as these things go.

      However, I digress.  I’m not a total misanthrope; I love Anne’s dress. though. He’s cute enough.

    • Anonymous

      Totally off topic (other than Anne Hathaway is involved) but can’t wait to hear the TLo verdict on the new version of Catwoman…yes, I saw Capt America tonight so I am in comic book geek mode….

    • http://twitter.com/applecocola Stacy

      Her shoes are too big, and Jim Sturgess is adorable. 

    • Anonymous

      Weird. I guess I must be the only one who finds this getup incredibly aging on her.

    • http://profiles.google.com/ballinger.jl Jessica Ballinger

      I hate her shoes.  They’re too big for her, the toes are too pointy and they just look off to me.  Love the dress, though.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1613017419 Ella Hawthorne

      She looks fantastic! I’d say if you add a plain black tie to his outfit and sort out his hems then his outfit would be perfect for him.
      And plus, it’s a rom-com premiere so…

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Katherine-Lavender/553350310 Katherine Lavender

      NO! NO FUGGING WAY! NO. I WILL NOT LET THIS HAPPEN. NO.

      I have just read One Day – Anne Hathaway is NOT Emma, and that imposter will never be Dexter. Nonono, not ever, no. Emma is a plump, slighty put-upon, gorgeous, cynical Northern lass, NOT a twinkly faux-dork from LaLa Land. In gold glitter shoes. Good God TLo, if you’re not going to complain about them I will.

      SHAME. SHAME ON YOU ALL.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Katherine-Lavender/553350310 Katherine Lavender

      NO! NO FUGGING WAY! NO. I WILL NOT LET THIS HAPPEN. NO!

      I have just read One Day – Anne Hathaway is NOT Emma, and that imposter will never be Dexter. Nonono, not ever never. Emma is a slightly plump, slightly put-upon, gorgeous, geeky, cynical Northern lass. She is NOT a twinkly faux-dork from LaLa Land WEARING GOLDEN GLITTER SHOES. Good God TLo, if you’ve lost the will to object to them, I will.

      SHAME. SHAME ON YOU ALL FOR MAKING ME CAPS SO MUCH. SHAME.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Katherine-Lavender/553350310 Katherine Lavender

      NO! NO FUGGING WAY! NO. I WILL NOT LET THIS HAPPEN. NO!I have just read One Day – Anne Hathaway is NOT Emma, and that imposter will never be Dexter. Nonono, not ever never. Emma is a slightly plump, slightly put-upon, gorgeous, geeky, cynical Northern lass. She is NOT a twinkly faux-dork from LaLa Land WEARING GOLDEN GLITTER SHOES. Good God TLo, if you’ve lost the will to object to them, I will.SHAME. SHAME ON YOU ALL FOR MAKING ME CAPS SO MUCH. SHAME.

    • Katherine Lavender

      NO! NO FUGGING WAY! NO. I WILL NOT LET THIS HAPPEN. NO!I have just read One Day – Anne Hathaway is NOT Emma, and that imposter will never be Dexter. Nonono, not ever never. Emma is a slightly plump, slightly put-upon, gorgeous, geeky, cynical Northern lass. She is NOT a twinkly faux-dork from LaLa Land WEARING GOLDEN GLITTER SHOES. Good God TLo, if you’ve lost the will to object to them, I will.SHAME. SHAME ON YOU ALL FOR MAKING ME CAPS SO MUCH. SHAME.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_T24URKJGBLJQPBWCRPU37IIHLU Krab Louse

      They are both weird looking!  Anne Hathaway’s dress looks great on her though.