Shia LaBeouf for Details

Posted on June 30, 2011

Shia LaBeouf gets the standard guyditorial from Details, along with a feature story so nauseating, we’re not even gonna quote it. We’ll just give you the title: “Shia LaBeouf: Hollywood’s Last Bad Boy.” That’s a story idea that saw its genesis right around the time James Dean’s corpse got cold and a title bestowed on hundreds of actors in the years since, in fawning cover stories just like this one. Go. Read. Enjoy the whole thing. For fun, cross out Shia’s name and put in Colin Farrell’s, or Russell Crowe’s, or Leonardo DiCaprio’s, or Johnny Depp’s, or… you get the idea. Us, we’re gonna look at pictures. That’s where the real story is.

Jacket from What Goes Around Comes Around. T-shirt by John Varvatos. Pants by Dsquared2.

 

Shia is an adventurous boy hitching a ride on a scenic country road.



Clothing by HUGO. Boots from What Goes Around Comes Around.

 

Now Shia is the hot redneck who stops to pick him up.


T-shirt by John Varvatos. Pants by Dsquared2. Belt and boots from What Goes Around Comes Around.

 

But then a motorcycle cop comes along! Wow! Details is exactly like gay porn! Who knew? (everybody.)

Jacket and boots from What Goes Around Comes Around. T-shirt by John Varvatos. Pants by Dsquared2.

 

After months of living on the road, thumbing rides in exchange for oral sex, Shia has developed a drug habit.

Clothing by Diesel. Boots from What Goes Around Comes Around.

 

Fortunately, simple, clean-living farmer Shia takes him in and helps him clean up.

Jacket from What Goes Around Comes Around. T-shirt by John Varvatos. Pants by Dsquared2.

 

Now Shia lives the clean, farm life and spends his day staring intently at wheat.

Shirt by BOSS Black. Jeans by Dior Homme. Chain by Cast of Vices. Belt, his own.

 

Occasionally, redneck Shia stops by to relive old times in the barn. The end.

[Photo Credit: details.com]

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  • Anonymous

    what the fuck is going on with that guys hair?

    • Anonymous

      Google the TMZ video of him getting his hair did. The guy has a vertical mullet — it’s quite something (hideous). I pity his dates in the morning when the hair gel has worn off…

  • Anonymous

    Your story was the best part! Well done, boys…

  • http://twitter.com/democracydiva Democracy Diva

    He looks like Corey Feldman in half these pictures, and I can’t really think of a worse insult than that.

  • Kathryn Farrell

    Is it just me, or does he look like a very young Jon Hamm in the first picture (with the sunglasses)?

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=12500056 Joseph Lamour

      To the first question, That’s just you. :)

      Yeah, I feel like he needs an actual scandal before one can call him a bad boy.

    • Anonymous

      Jon Hamm or Adrian Brody?
      At least he has more than one “squinting off into the distance” face. He also has the “wide eyed how could you do that to me?” face.

  • Terence Ng

    See, I figured he had found serenity with his tough, but caring and surprisingly gentle and sensual in the hay stack farmer.

    • Anonymous

      Of course! Goes without saying!

  • Anonymous

    What a ridiculous title for an article. Since when did anyone ever think of Shia as a bad boy? As a child actor he came across as a kind of a dork. I will say he’s outgrown that now that he’s an adult and his feature have improved. He’ll probably head back to dork in his old age.

    • Anonymous

      I guess if you’re too cool to smile…ever…that makes you a bad boy? I don’t get it.

  • Anonymous

    He’s about as legit a sex symbol as John Cusack. 

    • Anonymous

      Hey now.  Cusack rocks the geek-sexy.  But he’s smart enough not to try to pass himself off as a rebel!

      • Anonymous

        Exactly.  Cusack owns his nerd appeal; he’s not putting on tight-fitting pants and bragging about how he hooked-up with co-stars that were already in a relationship at the time.

        • http://profiles.google.com/denise.alden Denise Alden

          Exactly!

    • MilaXX

      Watch it! I like Cusack. He will forever be holding a radio under my bedroom window

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=637520850 Madison Chua

        Where’s the dislike button?

    • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

      John Cusack?  Seriously? 

      The only man on earth I would rather sleep with than John Cusack is Robert Downey Jr!  And if it was going to be more than once, Cusack beats out even RDJ!

    • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

      John Cusack?  Seriously? 

      The only man on earth I would rather sleep with than John Cusack is Robert Downey Jr!  And if it was going to be more than once, Cusack beats out even RDJ!

    • Anonymous

      sorry guys, I know you all fell in love with him in the 80s, but then in the 2000+s he did “leading man” crap like Serendipity or America’s Sweethearts (not embracing nerd-appeal, actually pretending to be hot enough for Kate Beckinsdale or Catherine Zeta Jones)… or pretending to be an action star in 2012. I was rooting for the earth to swallow him whole.  

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

        I’ve loved John Cusack ever since Better Off Dead… even before he was holding a radio under someone’s window! :-)

      • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

        I was fine with that.  I still thought he was adorable and wonderful in Serendipity — and I have no problem believing Kate Beckinsdale would be into him.  Not all women go for the hot guys…

      • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

        I was fine with that.  I still thought he was adorable and wonderful in Serendipity — and I have no problem believing Kate Beckinsdale would be into him.  Not all women go for the hot guys…

      • Anonymous

        In your opinion beautiful women don’t fall for extra-cute smart guys? Especially if said woman is smart enough herself?
        Men may fall easy for the dumb blond. Women, as a rule, not so much.
        And wen did he ever pretend to be an action star anyways?

      • http://theskippyreview.wordpress.com/ Skippy

        He wasn’t really “pretending to be an action star” in “2012.”  His character was a failed sci-fi writer who was estranged from his wife and kids…he was definitely not doing the Bruce Willis/Arnold Schwarzenegger action/hero guy thing. 

  • Alexandra Simons

    Love the story line! You guys are so much better than the real article. Mr. LeBoeuf is not very interesting, is he?

  • Anonymous

    Your story?  Better than anything Shia has ever done or said.  If he weren’t blowing Spielberg, this kids career would have gone nowhere.

    • Anonymous

      I agree. Spielberg promoted him to the public as some hot young actor. I think Shia is a hybrid douchebag/dork. He was quoted as saying: “Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother…If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren’t my mother, as sick as that sounds.” Ick.

       Also, he was tactless enough in this interview to claim he hooked up with Megan Fox while filming Transformers. Gentlemen don’t kiss and tell. Shia is still a boy.

  • vmcdanie

    This was the most awesome alt text for a lame fashion editorial ever.

    Or wait, was that the one you did for Chloe Sevigny? We’ll needs men’s and women’s divisions in this category.

  • http://twitter.com/JennaMLC Jenna C.

    No matter how much they try to man him up, he still looks about 15 to me… meh.

  • Anonymous

    Oh how I have missed your stories.  Thanks for the laughs.

  • Anonymous

    Did he wound his hand on the motorcycle? He seems to be favoring it in the next couple of pictures. 

  • http://twitter.com/ghostgreeen Emilee D.

    Blegh, ew. My ovaries shrivel up whenever I look at him. No thanks. But um, at least the pictures themselves are pretty!

  • http://twitter.com/obscureobjects David Calder

    Those photo captions are works of comic gold. I have never understood why anyone found this kid talented, attractive, or the least bit “bad boy.” A rap sheet does not make you a bad boy. Bernie Madoff has a rap sheet. He’s not a bad boy either. I could go on and on, so I’ll just conclude with this gem from the Details article: “That’s his problem right there. LaBeouf’s humanness, and his pigheaded
    if touching determination to hang on to it—no matter how insane the
    scene they throw up on the green screen behind him, or how outlandishly
    beautiful the women they pair him with, or how many zeros they cram onto
    his paychecks (see Transformers: Dark of the Moon, in theaters June 29)—keep getting him into trouble.” VOM.

    • Anonymous

      Yup, life’s a bitch when you are touchingly determined to hang on to your humanness in spite of those 6 or 7 figure paychecks. Trips me up every time.

  • https://profiles.google.com/104791269167429064986 Judy S

    So, What Goes Around Comes Around is the new name for Goodwill, right?

  • Anonymous

    I couldn’t get past the first 2 lines of that interview. Who is his agent? How does he have the career he has?

    I *love* your story!

  • http://twitter.com/wednesdaydreams Natalie

    Have you read the article though? He sounds absolutely awful (and he has a reputation for being a homophobe and a misogynist), and I don’t think it’s fair to compare him to Leonardo Dicaprio or Johnny Depp, they would never say such tacky things about women. 

  • Anonymous

    Oh, you boys CRACK ME UP!!!

  • Anonymous

    Those are some genius captions, boys.

  • Anonymous

    What a douche.

  • Anonymous

    The first pic of him with the car, with him sitting in it…he’s pretty hot there.  The rest of them…no so much.  The giant pouf of hair, the blank look in his eyes. 

    The commentary was the best part of this.

    • Anonymous

      In honor of that hair, he should change his name to Shia LaPouf.

      • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_2CNDPMVO4W23R5TVC2QMTJ5BZE Heather

        Ha!!!!

      • Anonymous

        Bahaha!  Or maybe even Notshia LaPouf.

      • Anonymous

        Bahaha!  Or maybe even Notshia LaPouf.

      • Anonymous

        I like Shia LaDouche.  Has a nice ring to it.

  • AudraR

    I just find him uninteresting and not even slightly attractive. Bad boy? Who cares? Your captions were the only thing of interest here.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kimberly-Burke/100002384493067 Kimberly Burke

    Wow.  Shia has definitely grown up.  And milk does a body good!! *fans self*

  • MilaXX

    I long stopped reading interviews he give because the boy simply has no edit switch and come off as an incredible jerk every time. The pictures aren’t half bad &  with TLo’s narrative they are even more enjoyable.

    • Anonymous

      I don’t care about the Details interview either, but I did see him on a brief TV interview where he claimed that now that he is 25, he is learning to *edit* himself.

      • MilaXX

        Sadly that was in response to remarks he made the previous day about Megan Fox, including the fact that they had a brief “fling”.So he was saying he wasn’t going to talk abut her anymore and learn to edit himself.

  • Anonymous

    he looks, especially in the yellow-car pictures, like the douchey guys I see around town who are a little too urban to be actual hicks, but otherwise fit the bill. These are also the guys with the skeezy barely-there mustaches who find occasional employment at wal-mart. At a very quick glance, they could be almost mildly attractive, but when you look closer, the skeeze and doucheyness just oozes from their grimy pores.  UGH. I don’t get why anyone finds shia leboeuf at all attractive or interesting.

  • Judy_J

    Great story, guys!

  • Anonymous

    Can you guys come tell me bedtime stories? I’ll supply the pictures ;-)

  • Michelle Prahl

    Every time I see him, I remember that stupid Disney Chanel show he used to be on. And then I want to shoot myself in the eye. 

  • Anonymous

    lol!  love the story.

    Shia is so freakin adorable and I think he’s probably a kind of chill, cool guy, but doing these photo shoots seem to go against the type of person he seems to be.  I’m surprised he does them.  It’s not like he needs the money or publicity…

  • Anonymous

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  • aimee_parrott

    Great story, guys!  Better than those pictures deserve, frankly.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_R5AEYCZ4KHBGWIKJ2FCRD2D4WY Esme Cuckoo

    That is indeed the plot to Titan Men’s: Copperhead Canyon.

  • http://profiles.google.com/shannonlstewart Shannon Stewart

    You know, I read the actual article and I was not impressed with the story about the guy who wanted his picture.  Really dude?  It’s going to hurt you that much to stand for a 15 second picture?  And the whole it’s-dishonest-to-smile-in-the-picture-if-I-really-don’t-want-to-be-doing it thing?  Um, aren’t you an ACTOR?!?  Suck it and act for 10 seconds, your character is enjoying getting his picture taken, go!  OMG!

    Don’t get me wrong, I feel for celebrities and never having a moment to just be people, having to always be on.  But it was one picture, and you probably would have gotten out of there and done with it a lot sooner if you would have just stood for the damn pic!

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_COO4CCCPEVDT7IG5IOVGN3AZAM Its Yo Hipsta Treyshon

    Wow, you guys.  You have just given away the plotline to every gay porno that COLT has ever made.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kathy-Wainwright/100000148938896 Kathy Wainwright

    Whew thanks guys, I needed that!!! A good laugh so loud it scared the cat!! Poor babe – she gets extra treats today.

  • http://twitter.com/VieModerne Noelle

    Sorry Shia. Everytime I see your face, I hear you singing this diddy:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6_Ij9nUwHQ

  • http://twitter.com/punkinheadNWA Laurie Marshall

    Thanks for the laugh! When did anyone call him a “bad boy”? Except his mom. When he was 4. Somebody’s publicist needs a raise. Or a pink slip… I’m torn.

    • Anonymous

      When somebody *believes* he’s a “bad boy,” they get a raise. Until then, they just get a verbal warning.

  • http://twitter.com/Coloradowomyn Kimberly S-W

    Hilarious.  I am truly rolling on the floor laughing.

  • Anonymous

    O.k., another snickering-out-loud incident here at work to lay at y’all’s feet.

    You truly do a lot to contribute to whatever reputation I’ve built around here.

    These are some supremely “pre-packaged” -looking photos and I’m not entirely sure it’s not going to be a beer campaign once the contract negotiations are finished. They’ll just photoshop in the product.

    But he can be happy, they’ve got him looking better than he usually does. Now, if they could only make him look more *interesting.*

  • Sonja Field

    HILARIOUS

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_EYYAY25W7VS5BYCOCTK62SSUBI tw125

    The only thing I’ve seen Shia in is “Holes” (Best live action Disney movie ever!) and he was great in that but since then he’s seemed to suffer from that affliction some child actors get when transitioning to adulthood where they’re constantly trying to remind everyone that they’re an adult now. Everything out of his mouth is absurd.  I do love, though, that there’s an action star out there named “Shia
    LaBeouf.” I always thought you had to have a cool name like “Harrison Ford”.

    Anyway, the pictures are pretty and the captions are hilarious.

  • http://profiles.google.com/paperpunchaddiction Kim Score

    how come all the pictures look like it’s his head photoshopped onto a different body?

  • http://profiles.google.com/paperpunchaddiction Kim Score

    how come all the pictures look like it’s his head photoshopped onto a different body?

  • Anonymous

    Utterly unimaginative, generic shots.  Yawn.

  • Amanda in Austin

    Awesome captions. You guys are the bomb.

  • beth oberle

    I know my daughters and I are not the only people on earth that have been calling him Shia LaDouche for years right?
    And those clothes? I grew up in rural Michigan. The grease monkeys and farm hands dressed like that every day and I’m pretty sure didn’t spend what those clothes must cost.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=49702581 Susan Bullard Mayer

    He looks really uncomfortable in the photos where he’s looking directly at the camera.  And where he’s showing the world his crotch.  I like the profile photos, though.

  • Anonymous

    I love the story line…you guys crack me up…as for Shia….he just doesn’t do it for me, I guess….

  • Anonymous

    I just dont get it,every men editorial is the same year round,they sure need an intervention in creativity.

  • http://profiles.google.com/dchockeyguy Trevor Burroughs

    The only thing missing is a shirtless picture, or one at least revealing more chest.  Then it would REALLY sell your story.

  • Anonymous

    I have always hated Shia, but I have to reluctantly admit that I find him looking quite handsome in these pics.  I’m so disgusted with myself.

  • Anonymous

    Oh, guys, that was such a moving story.
    The kid cannot pose to save his life, the clothes are yawn-worthy and I have no idea why they would name him a bad boy, because he looks about as tough as a hamster. It’s a good thing he only shows up in the press when a Transformers movie is coming out.

    • Anonymous

      Now I have this picture in my head of a hamster finding happiness on a gay hamster ranch.

      • Anonymous

        Now that’s a movie I’d go watch

        • Anonymous

          I know, right? It would actually be really cute.

  • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

    Thanks for the chuckle. :)

  • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

    Thanks for the chuckle. :)

  • http://twitter.com/kimsylvi SEK

    He looks like a young Russell Crowe, right? And with the same tendencies of violent, self-involved douchery. The article is interesting in that he’s a publicist’s nightmare. Good for gossip, but I don’t think he’s attractive at all.

  • http://twitter.com/kimsylvi SEK

    He looks like a young Russell Crowe, right? And with the same tendencies of violent, self-involved douchery. The article is interesting in that he’s a publicist’s nightmare. Good for gossip, but I don’t think he’s attractive at all.

  • Anonymous

    Thx fer teh lulz! XD

  • Andrea Weymouth

    HA! Love the story and I agree with the ‘trying too hard’ assessment, just makes him look like a  douche…….

  • Anonymous

    You guys are hilarious.

    Eh, good looking guy, but he never did it for me. Now every time I see him, I’m going to think gay porn.

  • http://twitter.com/shinobi42 Shinobi

    He looks like a less attractive Wil Wheaton.  Also why does his head occasionally look like it is in different lighting than his body?

    • Anonymous

      Spot on! I couldn’t put my finger on it, but yes, it’s young Wesley Crusher!

    • http://profiles.google.com/thisiscelia Celia

      Ha, you’re right–he’s more Wil Wheaton than George Clooney or whoever it is he fancies himself to be! Haha!

  • Anonymous

    Why are the motorcycle cop, the druggie and the farmer all wearing the same shoes?

    • Anonymous

      Sale at Walmart.
       

  • Anonymous

    Why are the motorcycle cop, the druggie and the farmer all wearing the same shoes?

  • Anonymous

    SO he is a bad boy… ok, whatever. I never imagined the day would come that hollywood would be in shortage of bad boys that actualy looked as such, but WATEVER!!!
    Your notes are the best think about these pictures.

  • Anonymous

    Oh man. The article is so beyond annoying. I read it yesterday and just laughed at myself. “I have a wet mouth”? So bad boy.

  • http://profiles.google.com/thisiscelia Celia

    You guys have got it bang on in the captions! The interview is eye-rollingly hilarious! That boy needs to relax and not take himself so seriously.

  • http://www.facebook.com/aaronfrey9 Aaron Frey

    Your comments were hilarious and spot-on. But who styled his hair???

  • http://www.facebook.com/Nestor.Chocolato NesTtor Chocolato

    OMG thats a bad editorial
    like really bad

  • http://twitter.com/Space_Kitty Space_Kitty

    Uch.  He looks like he’s finally emerged from puberty, and somehow, the change doesn’t improve him.

  • http://www.facebook.com/samuel.j.donovan Samuel Joesph Donovan

    Barf.  Remember “Even Stevens”, Shia?

  • http://twitter.com/RocknLox Khadijah James

    I think Shia is so handsome… with his mouth closed.

  • Anonymous

    I was at the kd lang concert in Dayton, OH last night and turned to my friend and said, “Is she some how Shia Labeouf’s mother?  By way of John Cusack?”.  Seriously, google smoe pics and it is uncanny.  Persoanlly, he bores the shit out of me and I would FF through his scenes in “Wayward ho across the country” by Falcon. 

  • Anonymous

    Ah, you guys are the best!  Thanks for a good laugh!

  • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

    Holy shit, they did not just compare him to Holden Caulfield. They did not. OMG, why did I even try to read this bullshit? I was warned…

  • Lauren Bradshaw

    I could handle everything but the molestace.  Otherwise I think he takes pictures pretty well.

  • Anonymous

    The pics aren’t bad, but the captions are GENIUS! I don’t need to bother with the story because a) I don’t give a shit and b) your captions were all the story I needed.

  • Anonymous

    The pics aren’t bad, but the captions are GENIUS! I don’t need to bother with the story because a) I don’t give a shit and b) your captions were all the story I needed.

  • Anonymous

    The pics aren’t bad, but the captions are GENIUS! I don’t need to bother with the story because a) I don’t give a shit and b) your captions were all the story I needed.

  • Anonymous

    If he’s a “bad boy”, we as a culture are in serious trouble.  He looks like he’ll throw his Xbox at someone in a hissy fit.  Ooooooooooo!

  • http://diaryofaconsumerpunchingbag.blogspot.com/ Laura Ann Springer

    His hair is a train wreck but yeah if I wasn’t 10 yrs older then him I’d jump him 

  • Anonymous

    he will always be the goofy kid from Even Stevens to me.

  • Anonymous

    Bravo, boys.  Bra-vo.

  • Anonymous

    I would never have looked at pictures of Shia Le Bo-Whatever on purpose but you guys made me because you were so funny. So shut up, I hate you.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1264609232 Samantha Ritchie

    LOL…but actually.

  • Anonymous

    Hee hee hee! You guys positively slay me! Oh, Shia LaDouche, you are finally – if unwittingly – entertaining!

  • Anonymous

    These pictures to me don’t so much say “bad boy” as they say “douchebag.” Douchebag with shades, douchebag with a car, douchebag on a bike, douchebag on a farm. And he’s a really unattractive douchebag.

  • http://twitter.com/nanipoo Ilana Frome

    Is that what passes for attractive now? :

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3AJ237ND3GAHDQJZ4TLCO4WLRA Emily

    Needs to get over himself.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_3AJ237ND3GAHDQJZ4TLCO4WLRA Emily

    Needs to get over himself.

  • margaret meyers

    He’s got no-talent-douchy-twerp written all over him.  I don’t know how he has a career. I’m blaming you allowance-spending kids.

  • Anonymous

    Well. Forget the clothes–he’s certainly filled out since Indiana Jones 4, hasn’t he? Yum.

  • Anonymous

    From the neck down he’s HAWT!  That bod is slamming!

    From the neck up, nuh uh.  He looks like a furry rodent.  I don’t get the sex appeal as far as his face is concerned but put that head in a bag and he can be the star of my gay porn fantasy any day.

  • Anonymous

    Love the pictures. I’ve always liked him, and I think he has grown up mighty fine. Does he display some asshole-ish qualities? Sure, but seriously who doesn’t? He’s an asshole, I’m an asshole, you’re probably an asshole too, so what? Nobody’s perfect.  ;)

  • http://www.facebook.com/premal.laxman Premal Laxman

    When are they making your story into a movie?

  • http://phdoula.blogspot.com Rebecca

    The captions had me laughing and looking forward to Project Runway recaps once again!!

  • Anonymous

    Ow ow ow! I have a massive sinus headache and you guys got me laughing so hard I thought my eyeballs would burst. Oh the pain! But worth it. 

  • Anonymous

    he looks damn good to me

  • Saoirse Lee

    He really has no planes to his face and looks so moonfaced. How did he get to be a screen actor? 

    Many lols at the captions, btw.

  • Anonymous

    Your story, as always, was completely impeccable…amazing :) 

  • Anonymous

    Contrived, fake and just eww… He should stick to the slightly nerdy, geeky look – he’s not a “bad boy” he’s a nerd that’s become way too full of himself.

  • Anonymous

    Wasn’t going to read this post because of the subject (not a fan), but the story was totally worth it!  

    Although I have to say, he looks photoshopped into at least half of those pictures.

  • Anonymous

    I can’t help it.. every time I see a photo of him, I think about Even Stevens on Disney. And then I start laughing.

  • Anonymous

    I can’t help it.. every time I see a photo of him, I think about Even Stevens on Disney. And then I start laughing.

  • Anonymous

    I can’t help it.. every time I see a photo of him, I think about Even Stevens on Disney. And then I start laughing.

  • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1046681022 Paula Berman

    He looks like Russell Crowe’s funny looking younger brother.  Bleah.

  • Presumptuous Insect

    Truly unattractive.

  • http://angryfemur.tumblr.com Andrea Lane

    Ha! Thank you for that, TLo. Mocking Shia always brightens my day.

  • http://twitter.com/JaniceMSmith joy peace

    He doesn’t look like himself in these pictures and all of the boots are ugly.  Yikes!  :-0

  • Patricia Biswanger

    Love the narrative!

  • http://www.facebook.com/suzie.vazquez Suzie Vazquez

    douche douche douchy mcdouche
     

  • Anonymous

    I like that they included not one, but two motorcycle pictures, to remind us all of how much we all hated him as that pseudo James Dean and intended Indy-heir in the last Indiana Jones movie. Loathing refreshed, Details! 
     Seriously, seldom has so little talent, looks or charisma gotten so far ahead (in lead roles!) in modern Hollywood. The guy is a tick/check in the negative column for every movie he’s in.

  • hans anggraito

    how did he–? i hate how he’s turning out… he doesn’t look comfortable with this “hunk” treatment (and in those jeans). i blame transformers and most of all michael bay.  i long for his even-steven days

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Lauren-Jean-St-Martin/504251897 Lauren Jean St. Martin

    Why can he not still be the sweet, lovable goof he was on Even Stevens? Now he just seems douchy. And seriously? Watch one episode of Even Stevens and try to picture him as a bad boy. You just can’t.