Heidi Klum in Isabel Marant

Posted on June 02, 2011

Darlings, for once, let’s not be bitches. Let’s not shriek “IN” or “OUT” or “YEA” or “NAY” just this once. We’ll always have a soft spot for the Kluminator here at T Lo Worldwide Entertainment, Incorporated, because it was Project Runway that eventually set us on the blogging path and because Frau Seal has provided us with so much material over the years, with her gynecological skirts and mangling of American idioms (“They’re selling like bagels!”), plus we’re strangely proud of the old girl, because she was a laughably bad hostess back when the show started and has turned herself into quite the slick TV presenter in the years since. So let’s not rip on her today, especially since she just turned 38 yesterday.

Here she is posing for her new Paltrow-like, GOOP-esque “celebrities make excellent life coaches” site for AOL, which you can get a glimpse of here. Judging from the looks of that place (“A guide to fabulous living for women everywhere!” If the first point on that “guide” isn’t “Be born with long legs and a great body!” then we can safely call it bullshit) they’ll be PLENTY of chances to be bitchy about Mrs. Samuel in the days to come. Whoops. Looks like we just let a little bitchiness slip. It’s like breathing to us. Anyway, let’s see what she’s wearing – BUT LET’S ALL BE NICE ABOUT IT.

In Isabel Marant paired with Giuseppe Zanotti shoes

Isabel Marant Spring 2011 Collection/Model: Constance Jablonski (ELITE)

Oh, go ahead. If you want to be bitchy, we can’t stop you. But we do think she looks super-cute and fresh here. And sure, she’s a genetically superior supermodel, but she’s 38, has had 14 or 15 children by now, and she’s rocking a pair of striped skinny pants. Top THAT.

[Photo Credit: Fame Pictures]

    • Anonymous

      That does seem to be 1 of Heidi’s superpowers. Look incredible during the 3rd trimester of pregnancy and then pop into skinny jeans after giving birth

      She’s a goofball and I love her and don’t want her to change

      Short, Tight and Shiny forever!

    • Anonymous

      That does seem to be 1 of Heidi’s superpowers. Look incredible during the 3rd trimester of pregnancy and then pop into skinny jeans after giving birth

      She’s a goofball and I love her and don’t want her to change

      Short, Tight and Shiny forever!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1303837450 Lauren Dorsee Dillon

      Not crazy about the tied fly but love the look besides that. Fresh is an excellent term to describe it. She can go to the Hamptons and lunch now.

    • Anonymous

      I would have done a different outer layer, but the rest is fab. She looks approachable and stylish but not overdone.

    • Anonymous

      I would have done a different outer layer, but the rest is fab. She looks approachable and stylish but not overdone.

    • Anonymous

      I would dress like this every day if I could afford it.

    • Anonymous

      I would dress like this every day if I could afford it.

    • Judy_J

      She does look fresh as a breath of spring!  Love those skinny pants…she’s totally rockin’ them.  Good for you, Frau Seal!

    • Judy_J

      She does look fresh as a breath of spring!  Love those skinny pants…she’s totally rockin’ them.  Good for you, Frau Seal!

    • pacconci

      The different shades of white on the top, jacket and pants bother me. And what is that white (again!) object peeking out at Heidi’s neckline. A bandage, a spit rag, a forgotten diaper?

    • pacconci

      The different shades of white on the top, jacket and pants bother me. And what is that white (again!) object peeking out at Heidi’s neckline. A bandage, a spit rag, a forgotten diaper?

    • Anonymous

      Face looks great, love the sweater, sloppy shirt, and those pants!! Looks like 1/2 of the top of the pants are missing. I don’t like them at all.
      And, yes, she is thin still, but I think she has genetics and the money for a personal trainer, etc. on her side. It is her job to stay in shape, so I can’t really give her too much credit for that. Plus, it makes non-celebrity women feel terrible about themselves.

    • http://aintbaroque.wordpress.com/ Ain’t Baroque

      May I have a pair of those pants, please?

    • Anonymous

      She looks great!
      Happy birthday Frau Seal!

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_L45O634UYINX3IZCHBWUWT3DRM Christina

      I like the pants a lot and she looks slammin’ in them.  What catches my eye as an out is the t-shirt cardigan combo.  Seems off to me.  Maybe because the tshirt is white and the cardigan off-white?  Or because the t looks like it’s regular cotton and the cardigan wool? 

    • Mariah J

      I need those pants

    • http://profiles.google.com/cracklerod Jasper Peng

      pants are cool. Not so sure about the beige on white combo, especially since there’s not a pop of color on this outfit. But she does look sort of easy, breezy.

    • http://profiles.google.com/cracklerod Jasper Peng

      pants are cool. Not so sure about the beige on white combo, especially since there’s not a pop of color on this outfit. But she does look sort of easy, breezy.

    • Anonymous

      i was expecting an abomination after your apologetic intro, but shes looking good. the laced-up fly is bad, and rich people dont have any excuse for roots. but thats nitpicking.

    • Anonymous

      There’s no topping Frau Klum. Anyone who looks that gorgeous after all those kids gets nuthin’ but respect from me!

    • Anonymous

      There’s no topping Frau Klum. Anyone who looks that gorgeous after all those kids gets nuthin’ but respect from me!

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1248212910 Jessie Melcher Brown

      I think if the pants were bigger (like on the model) and she had on a pair of comfy flat shoes she would still look cute but more accessible.  Those shoes just look painful.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1248212910 Jessie Melcher Brown

      I think if the pants were bigger (like on the model) and she had on a pair of comfy flat shoes she would still look cute but more accessible.  Those shoes just look painful.

    • Anonymous

      Yes, she looks better at 38 than I did at half her age, or ever since. BUT – she’s wearing those pants a size too small. They are skinny, but they don’t look like they are supposed to be as tight on as she’s wearing them.

      Bitchy? Yes. Does she care for my opinion? Hell no. Does she still look great in them, even if she’s not wearing them the way IM styled them? You bet.

    • Anonymous

      LOVE.HER!

    • Joyce VG

      I like it!  She looks wonderful.

    • Anonymous

      She looks like a hot ex- lingerie model LA mom.
      And gosh, I sure hope she doesn’t go the GOOP route. She’s much better when she’s goofy fun and a little self deprecating.

      • Anonymous

        Amen.

    • http://profiles.google.com/bratling2 Laura Davies

      Except from the way they’re pulling, they don’t–quite–fit.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1344922354 Eric Scheirer Stott

      She can still pull this off at 38, but I wonder how much longer she’s got – even allowing for surgical enhancement.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1344922354 Eric Scheirer Stott

      She can still pull this off at 38, but I wonder how much longer she’s got – even allowing for surgical enhancement.

    • Anonymous

      I think she looks adorable.  A fun look for a day out on the town.

    • Anonymous

      Really cute and fresh, for the most part…but the shoes…why?  She’s so casual and then put them on!?  There are cute, stylish and more comfortable options out there.  I guess when you have drivers and assistants to run and fetch things for you you can get away with killa heels for daytime wear, because she certainly ain’t running after the quintuplets in them!   Also..what’s going on with the crotch…is that laces?  I don’t like…looks like her fly is open.  And, the pants are just too tight (but that’s our Heidi!) (rolleyes)

    • Anonymous

      Really cute and fresh, for the most part…but the shoes…why?  She’s so casual and then put them on!?  There are cute, stylish and more comfortable options out there.  I guess when you have drivers and assistants to run and fetch things for you you can get away with killa heels for daytime wear, because she certainly ain’t running after the quintuplets in them!   Also..what’s going on with the crotch…is that laces?  I don’t like…looks like her fly is open.  And, the pants are just too tight (but that’s our Heidi!) (rolleyes)

    • Lauen newman

      Heidi, honey, this is the right way to do fun. No more sparkle-y cheetah dresses, kay? Draw inspiration from this.

    • http://profiles.google.com/kbryna kbryna frogboots

      nah. I can’t get past the crazy-crotch on the pants, and at first glance, the whole ensemble just makes me think, vividly, of Peach Carr’s toile capris from whichever season of PR that was. Those capris got a lot of shit, if you will recall.

    • http://profiles.google.com/kbryna kbryna frogboots

      nah. I can’t get past the crazy-crotch on the pants, and at first glance, the whole ensemble just makes me think, vividly, of Peach Carr’s toile capris from whichever season of PR that was. Those capris got a lot of shit, if you will recall.

    • http://twitter.com/Goldielox73 Goldie

      I think she cinched the lace-up fly a bit too tight.  On the model it lays flat but on Heidi (who is ridiculously tall and skinny) it seems to pooch out.  Other than that, she looks totally cute.

    • http://twitter.com/Goldielox73 Goldie

      I think she cinched the lace-up fly a bit too tight.  On the model it lays flat but on Heidi (who is ridiculously tall and skinny) it seems to pooch out.  Other than that, she looks totally cute.

    • http://twitter.com/JaniceMSmith joy peace

      Is that a Chanel jacket with those striped skinny pants?  I could care less how old she is, wear what you want.  I’m just not digging the choice of top.

      Rock those pants Heidi!  :D

    • http://twitter.com/JaniceMSmith joy peace

      Is that a Chanel jacket with those striped skinny pants?  I could care less how old she is, wear what you want.  I’m just not digging the choice of top.

      Rock those pants Heidi!  :D

    • MilaXX

      I like the look but I have not real crazy about the shoes here. The outfit is sort of a modern take on a casual mom like outfit and I just think it would look better with flats or perhaps something more casual like a wedge.

    • MilaXX

      I like the look but I have not real crazy about the shoes here. The outfit is sort of a modern take on a casual mom like outfit and I just think it would look better with flats or perhaps something more casual like a wedge.

    • Anonymous

      Sorry, but that crotch is insane. It looks like she’s packing.

    • Anonymous

      I love those pants! She looks so fresh and pretty here.

    • Anonymous

      I like it all except the crotch on the pants. It just looks to weird. She’s adorable though.

    • Anonymous

      Was I supposed to see a hologram of Jesus in the pants?

    • http://profiles.google.com/grandiva1968 e jerry powell

      The chinos make me a little uncomfortable, and I’m not in love with the piping on the jacket, but it certainly looks well put-together.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_6TDAYXK555ABAKZEEOAJMC25FU Stan

      Cute outfit, but the closure on the pants makes it look like she has a boner.

    • Anonymous

      I wish she wore the jacket the model is wearing. I kinda hate that cardigan on her..it looks slouchy. I didn’t notice the lace-up fly till all you ladybugs ripped on it; I still have to stare at her crotch for a minute for me to see it. I am happy to see stripey pants like this out in fashion again; I love the way it lengthens your legs and makes you look ten feet tall. Kinda wish she wore a smaller heal, maybe a kitten heel, but that’s nitpickin’.

    • Anonymous

      Don’t tell me these pants wouldn’t win the “insane crotch” award, particularly (and sadly) as worn by Heidi.  Are they too small?   It’s a tough look for anyone, but when La Klum looks bad in them…

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=583342965 Melody Sellers

      Love it, she looks great. I love the fly lacing.

    • aussiegal77

      Can’t top it!  Heidi looks fabulous =D

    • Susan Foster

      I feel like it’s missing a belt, and I’d sub in a different pair of shoes. Other than that, fun!

    • Vaniljekjeks

      She looks fantastic. 

    • Anonymous

      I’ll be the bitch for moment.  I love those capri’s on the model, they are true capris.  A slightly loose, casual fit the doesn’t pull and strecth the stripes.  Fun.  Heidi apparently thought they would look better as skin tight leggings.  Ugh.  Yes, she has a slammin body all things considered.  It isn’t about her body, a tiny stripe like this looks better when it isn’t stretched skin tight.

    • Helen C

      Her roots are really distracting. 

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1241487378 Lauren Lynch Fox

      She rocks!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michelle-Shields/1200782178 Michelle Shields

      shoes and outfit don’t go together. ballet flats would be super cute but since it’s Heidi we’ll let it slide. 

    • Angela Green

      I’m with Lauren on the fly, but other than that, I think she looks adorable!  

    • Jessica Goldstein

      I think the pants are a wee bit too tight, but other than that I love this look. She wears pants and heels like this often and always looks good in them. As much as the short, tight, and shiny skirts are a sort of trademark for her, this is what should be her signature look. I want those pants, too, fyi!

    • http://profiles.google.com/richixcore Richi Robilotto

      They look way better than her than on the other model. 
      If this were an in or out post, I would give her an in.

    • Anonymous

      She looks better than the runway version, IMO. She’s beautiful and has a work ethic that’ll no doubt land at least a couple of her kids in therapy because they’ll never be able to live up to it.  More than that I cannot say.

    • Gail Kwak

      The pants are too tight, and the crotch is INSANE, but then I guess I’m biased because I can’t stand Heidi.  The capris look great on the model, but Frau Seal just couldn’t resist the urge to skank them up a bit by wearing then two sizes too small.  And the whole idea of Celebrity as Life Coach is beyond insulting.  I don’t see what a multi-millionairess with 5 nannies can tell me about how to live my life.

    • http://profiles.google.com/sara.e.munoz Sara Munoz

      Aw, look at her trying to look like a regular gal.
      PS. Insane crotch!

    • Anonymous

      Love the look. Gold star Heidi.

    • Anonymous

      Can I hate the pants but still think she looks great? Yes? Ok good.
      I hate the pants but still think she looks great.
      Glad this isn’t an ‘in’ or ‘out.’
      Will spend the rest of the day figuring out how the hell someone could make those pants look great. Sheesh! Superior genes? Try super-human.

    • up with pod people

      Awww, waifu Heidi. She looks adorable.

    • Anonymous

      She looks like a pirate…

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_543JWZNT6UC5FCKPTKDBC2XKTQ cheryl

      Guys, am I crazy here, or does it legitimately look like she forgot to put makeup on her left eye?

      • Lisa

        Not just you – it does look that way!

    • Anonymous

      How did she get hold of an old pair of Steven Tyler’s pants? 

    • http://profiles.google.com/trashilove { edi } ilovetrash

      they look better baggier & the shoes are wrong. thats about it.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_NMIFZ6A7BHP66M546AO77BWVQ4 Bonnie

      The Kluminator definitely hit the genetic lottery, and takes care of her good fortune, too.  Love the shoes!
      bitchybitchybitchy

    • margaret meyers

      Can they inject botox into your brain?  Heidi looks really relaxed here. 

    • Anonymous

      She’s the first person I’ve seen wearing capris that didn’t make me recoil in horror. Well done.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_RXADS6U334VRF57KFWMXJ7MDVM Leslie

      I looked as good at 38 and I had a better butt.  Hey, I look just as good at 53 and I still have a better butt.

    • http://twitter.com/onetimeko maybe more

      I love her from the waist down, but the top screams “soccer mom running out the door and trying to look as presentable as possible while just grabbing whatever’s clean.”

      I guess cardigans are an essential wardrobe piece for life coaches, but it would have looked so much nicer with just the white tee.

    • Anonymous

      She loks great, but those shoes are just wrong. I’d like to see a more casual shoe, lower heel, a short boot, whatever . . . just not those hoof spikes.

    • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_FNFWER3VPXZGG4B6QCJVIPYEDM AntonijaM

      I agree.  Fraulein Heidi looks super-cute here.  Good for her! 

    • Anonymous

      super cute

    • sonictofu

      gorgeous haircut.  may have to print out the pic before going to the hairdressers.

    • http://twitter.com/jennsaysmeow Fifi LaRoux

      I think she looks great! I want those shoes!

    • http://phantomminuet.blogspot.com/ MinAgain

      She looks like a supercool mom here.  And I don’t mean that in a bad way.

    • http://stitchingincircles.etsy.com Tina

      hmmm — links are  broken for me.

    • http://joansbooks.blogspot.com/ lilithcat

      Personally, I don’t care for cropped pants, and the shoes are too dressy for the rest of the look.  Love the sweater, though.

      Anyway, this is, apparently, The Look of the Moment.

    • http://profiles.google.com/decapod73 T.S. Alexander

      Approachable and casual, but still very fashionable. The shoes feel like a bit much for this look, but otherwise really excellent.

    • Anonymous

      Pants too tight, shirt too white, heels too severe. She looks cute and chic anyway.

    • Anonymous

      Those shoes are killa.